FRIDAY FAIL

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No, You Have to TILT it

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Just Another Proud Lodging From the Bates Family

So Close, on Multiple Accounts!

The President Commits a Serious Chipotle Faux Pas

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It's Better That the Kids Learn What Disappointment Feels Like Early

Your Secret is Safe With Us

Who Didn't See That Coming?

Breathe Deep, Get All the Tannins

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

It's Still Under Warranty, Right?

But Really, it's a Jesus Buyer's Market Right Now!

Is This a Game of Carmen Sandiego or Something?

Maybe It's the Photo Timing, Maybe it's...

Congrats on Never Being a Father Again!

At Least it's Not a Handicapped Space?

Quick, Get the Mustard to Neutralize it!

Just Like Mike!

That First Turn is a Killer

America's Sport, and its Most Painful Form of Sterilization

Mom is Always Down for a Little Embarrassment

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Bostonbob
Bostonbob
June 27, 2014 3:00 pm

Where can I get me one of them Boston shirts.
Bob.

N8
N8
June 27, 2014 4:02 pm

Haha Friday fail makes my Friday. the blinker is on in the rolls Royce

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
June 27, 2014 4:25 pm

Bostonbob, patience my friend. Soon every T-shirt shop will have them once the common core students make their way into the workforce. As evidence, our very own Clammy is a graphic designer. Just imagine her mad grammar and spelling skilz one generation removed!

Before long all our print news and ads will look like a bizarre mix Cyrillic, Arab and WingDings.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
June 27, 2014 4:38 pm

I may be stupid but I don’t quite get that lake scene. How can there be that much snow and ice on that (boat?) when there is none on the surrounding hills?

That poor bastard that laned on the skid steer tractor is going to be one hurtin’ unit. Those things are not forgiving at all!

When I was down in Boise a month ago my brother and I needed some ice to keep my beer kegs cold so we stopped at a Walmart on the way home and witnessed almost the exact same scene except there were two guys running with beer. One made it and the other did not. The security guy had four separate videos of the event that included clear shots of faces and license plates. They had a (very) young looking girl as a get away driver. I thought she was going to wreck the car simply pulling away from the front door. Stupid fucks stole lousy Budweiser! I’m sure you get the top bunk in jail for stealing Budweiser!

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
June 27, 2014 4:40 pm

landed even

flash
flash
June 27, 2014 4:53 pm

Oreo feels like since he is in a position to jam his fist up the publics’ ass , he should also be privileged to use those same mitts to diddle our food as well…it’s obvious the cur ain’t got no home training.

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IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
June 28, 2014 1:38 am

I did not know they were making vibrators look so much like Asian men T4C!

Turn him off otherwise he’ll just wedge himself in there deeper!

He should have went with more foreplay……looks too dry to me!

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
June 28, 2014 1:43 am

That sick dick app is fucked up!

How could you expect pictures of you dick NOT to end up all over the net? Here’s a novel idea, have some pride and self respect and just keep your dick clean.