Is that my favorite blow up doll strutting her stuff again? Always great to see a Hall of Famer doing her thang.
Ohh well shit, If he promised he is a nice guy then you should go ahead and believe him and earn that money no matter how creepy this note is. And by creepy I mean my spine will be tingling for 3 days trying to get past this creepiness.
Awww that face looks so squishy I just wanna pinch it!…What’s that? That’s not a face? Ohhh, this got awkward real fast.
That hair really has nothing going for it, unless this quickly turns into a hilarious Skittles commercial.
I wonder which of those two smells is more potent? Or maybe it’s an odd combo smell of ass and flowers. Maybe Bath & Body Works should investigate if that’s a new scent they want to produce. Ass-flower & Rose-butt.
I just want to give a quick shout out to the Lord above for making sure the person that captured this photo didn’t send us a frontal shot. Big ups to that guy. Thank you. Now let’s all take cover before that bungee cord snaps and takes out a bunch of innocent people.
Some may find this cruel, I on the other hand find this to be genius. It serves the same purpose of those kid leashes but instead of looking like a tamed dog this kid now looks like a total badass. Think of his street cred; off the charts right now.
That’s not the type of dip I serve with my chips so you can officially count this as my regrets to your BBQ.
Oh really? That’s the line in the sand we’re finally drawing; titty sweat? Too little too late moral police.
Is that…is that hair gel?
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