Mom Spends Beach Vacation Assuming All Household Duties In Closer Proximity To Ocean
WILDWOOD, NJ —Continuously doing laundry, cooking, or vacuuming in her family’s rented beach cottage this week, area mom Danielle Quinn has spent a much-needed vacation performing all her usual household chores while in closer proximity to the ocean, sources confirmed. “Isn’t it nice to just get away for a while and relax by the water?” Quinn said as she wiped down the kitchen counter and then took out the garbage, tasks she would normally perform at a distance of 200 miles from the beach instead of 50 feet. “I .love that I can be scrubbing the bathroom, look out the window, and see the tide coming in. We should do this every year!” At press time, Quinn was reportedly busy preparing a meal identical to what she would have made back home, except that she planned to serve it on paper plates.
Via The Onion
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