SSS’ GOLF SCORE MYSTERIOUSLY LOWER DURING SANDSTORM

If you can’t see where your shot landed, who can tell whether you shot a 6 or a 3? Phoenix should use this video to lure vacationers. Who wouldn’t want to sit by the pool as a sandstorm descends. Who would live in this god forsaken desert?

A BLINDING dust storm has swept through central Arizona and briefly prompted the grounding of flights at Phoenix’s main airport.

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Stucky

That’s not a dust storm. That was SSS trying to chip out of a sand trap.

SSS

Those dust storms, called haboobs, are nasty. Plenty of people die in Interstate pileups when they hit. Visibility can drop to zero in a matter of seconds. Common targets are I-10 east of Tucson and I-10 between Tucson and Phoenix.

Just one has hit Tucson proper in the past 7 years. Saw it coming in from he southwest while in my car. Beat feet for the home front. Made it just in time.

Haboob is Arabic for dust storm. It does NOT mean “funny looking breasts.”

SSS

For the record, I do not need a dust storm to lower my golf score. Just a pencil with an eraser. Oh, and I’m the scorekeeper.

Stucky

No, these are haboobs. (Where are Selma’s nipples???)
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AKAnon
AKAnon

SSS says: “For the record, I do not need a dust storm to lower my golf score. Just a pencil with an eraser. Oh, and I’m the scorekeeper. ” Yeah-“Mark it zero!” Dude.

SSS

T4C

Your “before and after” pics of Salma are probably accurate. Why she didn’t leave well enough alone is beyond me.

dirtscratcher
dirtscratcher

Re Selma before and after: I’ll take the after but not because of the plastic “enhancements”. That’s bullshit. Gimme natural any day, big time; even if they sag. At least they’re real. Besides, the before and after photos aren’t a fair comparison. The before is more little girlish which is sexy in it’s own way, but the after is more womanly. I’ll take womanly, but a natural woman. It’s not the boobs but the whole package. A little larger arms, legs, even a little extra mid-section. Yeah baby, much more womanly!! A real woman. Femininity is such a wonderful thing! My wife is fifty three and thinks she’s frumpy–can’t understand why I still have the hots for her after thirty three years. It’s the womanliness. Gestures, attitude, but most importantly the heart ……… femininity. Viva le difference! Today’s feminists are idiots. Want power? Be feminine: you got the world by the balls.

SSS is right. Coulda left well enough alone and been just fine–at my house anyways.

AKAnon
AKAnon

T4C-Nothing but love here-I usually agree with you 100%, but need to make an exception this time. I am with SSS, and prefer your first-she reminds me more of the love of my life. Big boobies attract my attention, like pretty much any hetero man (hard-wired into the psyche), but at the end of the day, I’ll choose quality over quantity, and inner beauty (way) over surgical “improvements”.

el Coyote
el Coyote

build a bigger titty and the world will beat a path to your doorstep.

SSS

Part One

“Your ‘before and after’ pics of Salma are probably accurate. Why she didn’t leave well enough alone is beyond me.”
SSS @ T4C

“It appears that SSS wasn’t aware of Salma’s physical remodeling.”
—-T4C

Well, you would be wrong.

I play golf with an 80-something, retired ENT surgeon who was born and raised in Mexico City. He is a good friend.

When he was a young boy, he met exiled Russian communist revolutionary Leon Trotsky, who was later axed to death by assassins sent to Mexico by Josef Stalin. He came to the U.S. to study medicine and retired after a long surgical practice and teaching ENT surgery at a major Midwestern university.

His family is very CLOSE with Salma Hayek’s family. He himself is close with Salma’s father. And with that, I’m telling you everything you need to know what I know about Salma’s boobs.

I post pics of Salma, Giada de Laurentiis, and other busty women solely as eye candy. Period. Merely an effort to boost TBP’s readership. Simple as that.

el Coyote
el Coyote

Sufficient with the busty women of TBP, all natural, no silicone.

SSS

Part Two

Thanks, AKAnon and dirtscratcher.

You both captured my attitude about women. My wife is quite attractive, very intelligent, sociable, a good friend, and maddeningly stubborn.

I’ve been trying for over a half-century to correct her faults and have made considerable progress. But there are still miles and miles to go. It may take a while longer, but it’s worth the effort.

SSS

T4C

I can be circumspect. Your reading comprehension is superlative.

el Coyote
el Coyote

I still recall that titillating comment: My tits could type a better reply…

el Coyote
el Coyote

Sometimes you just gotta say, fuck it.

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