2 thoughts on “SUNDAY FUNNIES”

  1. An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he
    turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if
    you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

    The little girl, who had just started to read her book,
    replied to the total stranger,
    “What would you want to talk about?”

    “Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no
    God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.

    “Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me
    ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the
    same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
    turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you
    suppose that is?”
    The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence,
    thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which
    The little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to
    discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when
    you don’t know shit?”

    And then she went back to reading her book.

     

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