HELL MOTHERF#@KING YEA!!!!!

The last few years in Wildwood I haven’t gone to the beach much. I was content to sit on the deck, read a book, and watch the sights go by. But Joyce and Mike upgraded their Section 8 Estate in the off season by installing a storm door, so they could keep their door open all day long and allow their two yappy dogs to bark at anyone and everyone on the porch. So, the lesser of two evils is now to spend a few hours on the beach among the tattooed, pierced, obese, ignorant land whales.

Don’t get me wrong. There are your fair share of hotties in bikinis, but they are astronomically outnumbered by the morbidly obese diverse masses speaking foreign languages who find it funny to feed the seagulls with no concern for those around them on the beach. The ignorance and lack of acceptable social skills is breathtaking to behold. How 250 pound women think they can or should wear a bikini on a beach is beyond my limited comprehension. I need sunglasses to prevent my eyeballs from burning at the sight of some of these people.

I was surrounded by thousands of Obama voting, EBT using, future SSDI recipients. I find it amusing that the morbidly obese have absolutely no shame regarding their appearance. They are entitled to go to the beach, but if I was as big as these people, I would wear clothing that didn’t accentuate my sloth. I also find it amusing that these people reproduce at a greater rate than normal looking people. They are usually surrounded by a horde of mixed race unruly obese cherubs running across people’s blankets (Avalon was not happy getting sand kicked in her face).

The slovenly ignorant masses also seem to have enough Obama cash to smoke a few packs a day as they sit on the beach relaxing from their hard week of not working, puffing away and enjoying nature. The vast majority are day trippers who pile into their government financed GM SUVs and head to the shore. Somehow these “poor” can afford to spend $10 a pack for their cigarette habit and drive $40,000 automobiles, while sucking off the American taxpayer teat. The only thing that could arouse them from their funnel cake and fried oreo induced beach blanket stupor was the call of the Fudgy Wudgy man pushing his cart of ice cream treats. I’ve never seen the obese masses move so fast. Like a flash they surrounded the guy dishing out $4 for a 25 cent fudgy wudgy. It would hold them over until they hit Dunkin Donuts for some Munchkins on the way back from the beach. I thought it was fitting that the American flag was flying proudly over the obese beach land whales.

The first day we were on the beach we all settled into our chairs and I started to read a book. Out of the corner of my eye I saw something hovering in the sky to my left. I looked up and to my surprise saw my first real drone. It hovered above us as if it knew I was a dissident that needed to be watched. It stayed above us for about three minutes, then moved on down the beach. About ten minutes later it came back past our spot on the beach. I was half expecting a tiny missile to be launched in my direction. I really think the task of this DHS drone was to try and find a thin person on the Wildwood beach. Mission Un-accomplished.

The truth is that the government is slowly but surely desensitizing the ignorant masses to being under constant surveillance. I looked around the beach to see if anyone else even noticed the flying surveillance vehicle “keeping them safe from terrorists”. The masses were oblivious. They were too busy chowing down on their choco-taco ice cream bars. I’m sure the vast majority of people on that beach think drones are cool and don’t have the critical thinking skills or desire to think about the long term implications of unmanned surveillance vehicles protecting the shit out of them.

Avalon did a little research and found that the New Jersey Institute of Technology is being funded by the Department of Homeland Security and is conducting a “TEST” with drones to “protect” the good citizens of New Jersey from catastrophic weather emergencies. Yeah right. The Orwellian Federal Government funds local governments, who partner with educational institutions to keep you under control and monitored 24/7. They are using your money to spy on you. This isn’t conspiracy theory. This is truth.

During the Saturday night fireworks there it was again. It hovered high above the display on the beach. I was hoping for a misfire that would take it out. It was not to be.

After this eventful day, we went back into the water the next day. Poor Avalon. I don’t even know how to take a picture with my flip phone. She settled down on the blanket to read her book and then it appeared, like Godzilla from the depths of the sea. I glanced to my right and there before my very eyes was confirmation of everything I’ve been writing about. Some people think I’m exaggerating the degradation and ignorance of the masses. The land whale in the picture below was the mother of a horde of obese welfare recipients frolicking in the waves. She was proudly taking pictures with her $300 iPhone.

I made Avalon take the picture so I could prove how far humanity has fallen. You can’t see the front of the shirt where is has HELL in huge capital letters. But you can clearly see the Motherfucking Yea!!!!!!! on the back. This is a mother alright. If a grown middle aged woman would wear this shirt in public, how do you think her hoard of welfare babies by different daddies are going to turn out? She’s an Obama voter. She believes you owe her. She deserves to be supported by you working suckers.

It is clear to me that I will be a minority in this country in the very near future. There are just too many ignorant people in this country. Their entitlement mentality, lack of intelligence, and ability to be manipulated by consumerism propaganda will keep them enslaved in debt and ignorance. And if that starts to fail, you have the Orwellian Federal government arming local police departments with military weapons and widening their surveillance state with unassuming little drones watching everything you do.

Welcome to the machine. Off to the waterpark. I can’t wait to see what happens there.

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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer

We watched a good sized sow and two cubs eating berries yesterday from a safe distance while we picked berries. She chuffed at us to give us fair warning, but she never got up, just scooted her butt down some ledge to keep up with her young. A nice thunderstorm came up- that sweet cool breeze that precedes it filled with ionized air blowing in from the west.- and both of us looked each other over then slowly made our way back down from the mountain in opposite directions.

IndenturedServant

HSF, the black bears are fairly docile as long as they know you’re there and you don’t push them. I don’t think I’ve heard of black bears getting aggressive in 20 years. I’ve never encountered a grizzly at close range but they are much more aggressive. I always make plenty of noise and shout or whistle frequently when I know bears are around.

GilbertS
GilbertS

Thanks for the warning, but bears aren’t an issue here. Illegals are a bigger threat. They walk among us…

flash
flash

LOL…when I comes to slinging metaphors Kunstler ain’t got jack on Ol’ Remus..

It’s down here we also find the highest incidence of uber-obesity on the planet, although in some slight defense even this has been transformed into showbiz by adult women. The walk of choice suggests an homage to penguins, legs propelled by pitching them forward with the hips, a pronounced bobbing from side to side, lower arms deployed like flippers rowing in rhythmic counterbalance lest they tip over in mid-stride. When encountering them the overall effect is one of being stalked by steam-powered machinery. In response we’re urged to sprinkle their environs with vendors of yuppie-style health foods. How bizarre. Their puzzled disbelief would easily match ours.

http://www.woodpilereport.com/

CA
CA

I was saddened to see those “beauties” in their bikinis. Where has personal pride gone that makes them think we wanna see that shit. Fuck them and all their grossness. Long live the gap!!!

overthecliff

PLEASE!!!, stop posting pictures of these Walmart Queens and bathing beauties. I think I am going blind.

el Coyote
el Coyote

Gimme more, Spartacus! overthecliff got a woody but he doesn’t know what to do with it. Libertarians shore love to tell people what to do, what to wear at the beach. Ain’t nobody forcing you to look.

You all are stuck on these Peter Pan version of women, well, when the shit goes shit-shaped, all women are going to look like anorexic stick figures. Look, go to any strip joint and only the chubbies have some real ass and boobs, everyone else is 50% silicone, even the trannies, yechh.

My kids don’t like fresh orange juice, they say it doesn’t taste like the real stuff that comes in a carton. I think you guys have been admiring the silicone too long.

Where is that beach, Sparty?

GilbertS
GilbertS

Wow, what nice ladies.
Gotta love that accent, too.
And why would you try to pretend you own a child’s toy?

GilbertS
GilbertS

I wish you had gotten ther names and posted them!

Balzytch
Balzytch

That’s hilarious, those fat pigs at the beach in bikinis. Absolutely disgusting, no shame, they could care less if the make people want to puke. No self-respecting white dudes would fuck those pigs, ever, and nowadays, 2/3 of chicks are fat asses. So what happens? It’s a bonanza for black dudes (and Mexicans), who will literally fuck anything, but neegrows love morbidly obese chicks (just like 99% of their “mommas”). As Admin said, there are more mulattoes running around like wild animals, and white birth rates are dropping. Another generation and whites will be outnumbered, as the fucking government is running their welfare breeding program, where they pay for every single mulatto welfare baby being born, then for 18 years of free shit, compounded by the number of black baby daddies the fat white pigs can fuck. What a fucking country we have become. We’re doomed.

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TE
TE

@Balzytch, that picture is telling on so many levels.

Look at their eyes, the woman is elated, happy, in love. The guy’s face is closed and he appears to already be searching for the next woman to mount.

The story of the beach blanket bitches is yet more proof of how screwed up we have become.

Middle aged, white, women, stealing on a holiday. I doubt they were taking it to pawn it, well all of it. I’m sure they just wanted it and felt that since they were the first to “claim” it, it was theirs. Finders keepers and all that.

How freaking dare the guy that paid for it not let them take it!

No shame, no morals, no personal ethics and obviously we have lost the joy in earning our own way. Proud of the day’s work, accomplishments and prayers.

No longer. We rate our pride based on third party professional sports teams, our kids’ goals in soccer, our level reached in Candy Crack Saga, or what movie we saw, what tv show we follow, what car we drive.

The majority can barely be called human anymore. The masses in Africa living in huts, eking out their existences, live fuller lives than the millions that inhabit this “first” world.

God ain’t going to save, nor fix, this shit. These humans cannot be fixed. They live with pain, horrible sadistic medical tests, shortness of breath, reduction of life and mobility and choose to do little, to nothing, to change. I’m living this story and can tell you that the human’s ability to deal with the misery as long as they can sit on their asses and eat cookies and chips, is a sight to behold.

So, since these people will NOT voluntarily change, we all know what the “fix” will be. The trick is in how we stay away from it and save our families. History shows us that the innocent escaping the chaos is difficult at best, I’ll bet near impossible in the maximum security prison we call freedom in the USSA.

At least there is no doubt that I can run faster and survive longer than at least 40% of the population. My dearest hope is that the 40% will so clog the system and keep the feds busy and stretched and less able to worry about the rest of us.

I doubt it, but there is the hope.

AWD

TE

Great comment. There is some higher power out there. There are still moral, ethical, spiritual people who do the right things, but not that many. The collapse is going to be biblical, the FSA is going to go berserk, the neegrows will line up for days to get section 8 housing vouchers, but can’t be bothered to get a job, stay in school, not break the law or murder/rape people, and screw morbidly obese white chicks and live off that fine welfare money, which Obama pays $57,000 a year for. They’re going to burn this country to the ground, which is probably a good thing. What this country has turned into hurts my brain, and our kids are going to be left with a giant shit sandwich.

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TE
TE

@AWD, yes they are. It was depressing enough thinking about the future for my 9 y.o. daughter, now that I have an 18 month old granddaughter, I can fall into absolute shock and horror. I’ve often wondered if I would have had her had I known 10 years ago what I learned a few short years later. Ah well, if “ifs” and “buts” were candy and nuts, then everyday would be Christmas.

The kids WILL be made to pay. Which is why I’m trying to teach them to believe nothing, question everything, value their health/bodies and take care of themselves, including how to feed, clothe and take care of a family if Wally World is shut down.

The Silents and the Boomers chose to ignore basic reality, defer all personal responsibility to the bureaucrats, and believe in fairy tales as long as they were the recipients of the good.

The Millennials and X’ers will be the ones that will have to pay for their parents and grand parents lives full of opportunity and wealth.

And we won’t even get an “our bad,” nor “we’re sorry.” At least not in this life. Maybe in another.

AWD

Yeah, all you can do is prepare, arm yourself, stockpile food and supplies, and don’t give the savages a chance. It’s coming, everyone’s been warned, if you don’t head the warnings and prepare, good luck. There is no going back…..

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Bling bitches….MOOBS

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GilbertS
GilbertS

Years ago I realized with sorrow that my then-future kids would have to be raised not to automatically trust old people. When I was little, it seemed like all older people could be trusted. If you needed help, you could generally rely on an older adult. It seemed like they were all WWII or Korea or even Nam vets and plain, upstanding folks. All my dad’s friends were vets and I looked up to all of them. Their wives were all nice folks, too. I never felt concerend or worried dealing with older folks. Now, my kids will get to deal with aging former hippies or prostitutes or meth heads or burger flippers. Those worthless snowbirds from the beach vid are a geat example. Trust no one, kids. Even grannies aren’t safe. comment image?w=190&h=300

AWD

Baby Boomers are the most obese generation in the history of the world. They can’t stop shoveling food into their pieholes. The National institute of Health says 300,000 people die from obesity every year, but it’s much higher. The legacy of the baby boomers. Now there is no shame, anything goes and nothing matters. And Obama is giving free food stamps to 50 million people to throw gasoline on the fire.

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Kill Bill
Kill Bill

I was in the store, not Walmart, and went to get some beer, well, some guy comes around the corner of the aisle, on the wrong side of the road so to speak, we nearly collided, and I say, “Oops. Sorry.” He says. “Excuse you.”

Really. Did he just say that? Some people.

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Seven Reasons Police Brutality Is Systemic, Not Anecdotal

Huh.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill

So why is it 90% of Walmart freaks of the week are not baby-boomers?

GilbertS
GilbertS

They’re set up-they’re shopping at Target.

Rise Up
Rise Up

Here’s a vid of an Atlantic City Beach vendor who gets bullied for some reason, but ends up the winner of the confrontation. (The direct YouTube link requires to verify your age–which is stupid since there is no nudity or cursing. Guess YouTube/Google likes playing nanny to all of us).

The link below describes the encounter:

“As you watch the video pay close attention to the street vendor’s right hand. While he attempted all methods of avoiding confrontation – stepping backwards from the fight, walking away, and even putting his hands up in a universal non-confrontational manner – it is clear that he went into the situation with the assumption that this individual might take it further than just a screaming match. As such, he concealed what seems to be some sort of metallic weapon in his right hand.”

But if you watch closely, you see the vendor move the “weapon” from his right hand to his left hand just before landing the blow. I think it’s a knife and he was reluctant to use it, rightfully so. The punch was all that was needed.

http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/street-justice-devastating-counter-attack-leaves-boardwalk-bully-lying-on-the-pavement_07022014

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