WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

bb’s Pickup Truck

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Who’s ride is this? Bart Simpson’s? What type of grown ass man needs to write things down on a chalkboard for punishment? What type of wife does he plan on attracting with that ad? So many questions and yet my level of give a shit is still at an all time low.

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Because “Classy” wouldn’t fit across both legs I guess.

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Don’t reach in there, you’ll end up like James Franco in 127 hours.

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I can’t tell if you’re wearing super tight yoga pants or if your ass is just wearing a dark veil because it’s in mourning…due to the fact that it ate your underwear.

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Lookin’ like Pebbles Flinstone grew up and found meth.

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If you’re asking me to do the deed, the answer is an astounding NO. But if you’re letting the world know what you’re a fan of it, then I won’t stand in your way, but would recommend a little more discretion. Take it from our pals at WTFtattoos.com, not everything needs to be on display.

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If Mike Tyson, one of the baddest mother f*ckers to walk this planet, can’t really pull off a face tattoo, what makes you think you can? In fact, after noticing that sick “white power” neck tattoo I’d looooove to introduce you to Tyson in person some time.

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It’s almost the 4th of July, which means we can celebrate the fact that we have the freedom to have our head look like a delicious Popsicle!

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It’s been a while since we’ve had a good ol’ “Who Wears It Better?” duel. So when it comes to the different ways you can screw up wearing shorts, which do you prefer? The too tight and too small peek-a-poo or the always classic loosey goosey?

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work-in-progress
work-in-progress
July 12, 2014 11:21 am

I still say these are the survivors. Like cockroaches, they will be here long after all others are gone.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
July 12, 2014 11:45 am

Dayum, not a boomer in the whole lot of freakly weeklies.

AWD
AWD
July 12, 2014 1:06 pm

The FSA, morbidly obese thanks to their food stamps/SNAP, no big deal, they get free healthcare, so why not get so fat you can’t walk anymore?

Buckhed
Buckhed
July 12, 2014 5:28 pm

I bet that black chick with the red,white and blue hair do is the love child of Whoppie Goldberg and a Chuckle’s The Killer Clown .