WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

We’re making progress. No shit stains this week.

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Those booty shorts really accentuate your hour glass figure. It also really shows how some hours seem to last muuuuuch longer than others.

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1. You’re a total piece of shit and I hate you for it. I like dogs more than most people and I’m not even joking when I say that I wish the roles were reversed and your dog left you in the hot car. 2. What the flying f*ck were you doing in Walmart for 13 hours?!?!?! Employee shifts don’t even last that long! What takes 13hrs?!?!

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Get this summer’s hot new hair style. Go to your stylists and tell ‘em to give you that cheap ass Ramen noodle doo. College kids everywhere will love it.

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What the hell is that? Did the He-Man Woman Haters Club  grown up and go mobile? Seems excessive.

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Really? A skunk? I honestly can’t think of a single reason why it’s necessary to bring a skunk inside Walmart. Is it your service animal skunk? Is that the reason? Does it cover up your smell or something?

 

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Turns out there is someone (or something) for everybody. I think. Actually, don’t quote me on that I’m still on the fence.

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AWD
AWD
July 19, 2014 7:41 am

On my way to Wal Mart for little shopping….

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pietropaulo
pietropaulo
July 19, 2014 8:59 am

Crackwhores shouldn’t be allowed to own pets.

Billy
Billy
July 19, 2014 9:25 am

Words fail me…

We’ve seen some real winners at Fail-Mart before… morbidly obese cart people, etc. But most of the folks we see are just normal everyday folks…

Makes me wonder just where in the hell are these pictures being taken? Skelletor in Drag there in the last picture and his Diesel Dyke fag hag wouldn’t last 9 seconds around here…

Mr. Chen
Mr. Chen
July 19, 2014 3:04 pm

Words don’t fail me…

Oh, what a noble land is here o’erthrown!—

Joseph E Fasciani
Joseph E Fasciani
July 26, 2014 8:21 am

Amen and ditto, Mr Chen!