I’m so glad my mother was an English teacher before having her 8 kids. Sending this video to them and my kids as well.
EF
GilbertS
July 24, 2014 9:26 am
This is brilliant! I’ve always liked Weird Al, but this transcends simple satire. I’m sharing this one with all my people.
Stucky
July 24, 2014 9:40 am
I likes it very much and its funny to!!
To be fair to dumbasses who butcher the English language … it IS a notoriously difficult language;
Eggplant? ……. It ain’t got no eggs.
Butterfly? ……. Where’s the butter, and it ain’t no fly.
Hamburger? ……. It ain’t got no ham.
Pineapple? ……. It aint got no pines or apples.
Quicksand? ……. It works slowly.
Boxing rings? ……. They’re square
Guinea pig? ……. It aint no pig, and it ain’t from Guinea.
Grapefruit? …….. Where’s the grape?
Why should I make AMENDS if I only did one thing wrong? Can’t I just make an AMEND?
If a VEGETARIAN eats vegetables, why doesn’t a HUMANITARIAN eat humans?
How is it possible that NOSES RUN, but FEET SMELL?
Why do we PARK in a DRIVEWAY, but DRIVE on a PARKWAY?
Why is a SLIM chance and a FAT chance the same, but wise MAN and wise GUY are opposites?
If my father is also POP, how come my mother isn’t a MOP?
It’s a crazy language where your house can BURN UP as it BURNS DOWN ….. or, I FILL IN a form by FILLING IT OUT ….. or my alarm goes OFF by going ON.
And then there’s this crazy shit ….
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GilbertS
July 24, 2014 11:00 am
WTF, Stucky? Are those English Lessons for Sith Lords, or what?
Gayle
July 24, 2014 12:05 pm
Weird Al
STFU. I like 2 write this way. U would B happy 2 if you saved time by getting rid of letters. U can B sure that we R not going back 2 the old way U like. Its stupid.
pietropaulo
July 24, 2014 3:40 pm
Stucky,
You forgot hot water heater, that from George Carlin.
Nearly blew my coffee outa my nose.
TAL, I needed that.
N8
July 24, 2014 7:37 pm
LMAO this is great! All about the Pentiums is still my favorite though
One of Weird Al’s best parodies. Just brilliant.
Absolutely gr8. U R gonna luv it!
I’m so glad my mother was an English teacher before having her 8 kids. Sending this video to them and my kids as well.
EF
This is brilliant! I’ve always liked Weird Al, but this transcends simple satire. I’m sharing this one with all my people.
I likes it very much and its funny to!!
To be fair to dumbasses who butcher the English language … it IS a notoriously difficult language;
Eggplant? ……. It ain’t got no eggs.
Butterfly? ……. Where’s the butter, and it ain’t no fly.
Hamburger? ……. It ain’t got no ham.
Pineapple? ……. It aint got no pines or apples.
Quicksand? ……. It works slowly.
Boxing rings? ……. They’re square
Guinea pig? ……. It aint no pig, and it ain’t from Guinea.
Grapefruit? …….. Where’s the grape?
Why should I make AMENDS if I only did one thing wrong? Can’t I just make an AMEND?
If a VEGETARIAN eats vegetables, why doesn’t a HUMANITARIAN eat humans?
How is it possible that NOSES RUN, but FEET SMELL?
Why do we PARK in a DRIVEWAY, but DRIVE on a PARKWAY?
Why is a SLIM chance and a FAT chance the same, but wise MAN and wise GUY are opposites?
If my father is also POP, how come my mother isn’t a MOP?
It’s a crazy language where your house can BURN UP as it BURNS DOWN ….. or, I FILL IN a form by FILLING IT OUT ….. or my alarm goes OFF by going ON.
And then there’s this crazy shit ….
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WTF, Stucky? Are those English Lessons for Sith Lords, or what?
Weird Al
STFU. I like 2 write this way. U would B happy 2 if you saved time by getting rid of letters. U can B sure that we R not going back 2 the old way U like. Its stupid.
Stucky,
You forgot hot water heater, that from George Carlin.
Nearly blew my coffee outa my nose.
TAL, I needed that.
LMAO this is great! All about the Pentiums is still my favorite though
This dude is so creative
Good job, Weird Al.
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