CHEATING DEATH TWICE

This dude is pissing the Grim Reaper off. He should keep looking over his shoulder.

Cycling – Dutch cyclist cheats death twice after changing Malaysia flights

Professional cyclist Maarten de Jonge has revealed how, quite extraordinarily, he twice cheated death after changing his plans to fly on both Malaysia Airlines passenger jets involved in disasters.

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Cycling - Dutch cyclist cheats death twice after changing Malaysia flights
Maarten de Jonge (Imago)

Over the past four months, De Jonge has avoided two international aviation tragedies in what amount to a couple of extraordinary near misses for the 29-year-old.

The Dutchman has to travel around the world to compete for Malaysia’s Terengganu cycling team, but, incredibly, he managed to avoid being on either of the two flights which ended so badly.

De Jonge told Dutch public broadcaster RTV Oost that he had been due to travel on flight MH17, the Boeing 777 that was shot down over Ukraine on Thursday killing all of the almost 300 passengers on board.

However, he elaborated that he decided to swap flights at the last minute after discovering that travelling via Frankfurt in Germany would prove to be a cheaper alternative.

He tweeted a link to a Dutch article about the MH17 disaster, which has been translated as, “Had I departed today, then…”

Remarkably, De Jonge had also been planning to join flight MH370, the Malaysia jet which vanished on March 8 and which remains missing, presumed in the Indian Ocean, as he went on to reveal in the interview with the local broadcaster.He had been due to compete in a race in Taiwan, according to Spanish newspaper Marca, but decided to take a different flight an hour earlier, without the stopover in Beijing, China.

“I could have taken that one just as easily,” De Jonge said in his interview with RTV Oost, in which he said he actually spoke to other passengers waiting to board MH370 before changing his plans.

Maarten de Jonge (Imago)

 

“It’s inconceivable. I am very sorry for the passengers and their families, yet I am very pleased I’m unharmed.”

The professional cyclist said he has been “overwhelmed” by the international response to his story after he hinted at his close calls on social media.

“What has happened is terrible, so many victims, that’s a horrible thing,” he said. “I have my story and I would like to leave it at that… my story is ultimately nothing compared to the misery so many people have suffered.”

In a statement on his website, De Jonge said he would not be giving any further interviews out of respect for those who died in both tragedies and said that he still plans to fly despite his experiences.

“You should try not to worry too much because then you won’t get anywhere,” he told RTV Oost.

“I have been lucky twice, this will be the third time as well.”

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11 Comments
TJF
TJF
July 25, 2014 10:42 am

I would like to know this guys future travel plans, so I know where/when not to travel.

Persnickety
Persnickety
July 25, 2014 11:10 am

He would be well advised to stay away from nailguns, hot tubs, New Jersey beaches, and London.

Stucky
Stucky
July 25, 2014 11:21 am

Dear Mr. De Jonge,

If you ever get on a Malaysian airplane after all this, then you’re a fucking idiot and deserve to lose your dong,

Try Lufthansa, dickweed.

Cordially,

Persnickety
Persnickety
July 25, 2014 12:55 pm

He could also try KLM, what with him being Dutch and all. 🙂

Mr. Chen
Mr. Chen
July 25, 2014 9:03 pm

Stuck, do you still eat at Wendy’s?

KaD
KaD
July 26, 2014 12:31 pm

I’ve cheating death more than that. I’ve been nearly hit by cars, shot at, electrocuted…on 9/11 I was in the tallest building between New York and Chicago, in a city that then President Bush was supposed to visit that day and one of the planes flew around the building three times. He’s an amateur.

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 26, 2014 11:09 pm

According to Yahoo! Taiwan, the man, named Chen, found out after a CAT scan that he has a complete set of female reproductive organs. Genetic tests revealed that he also had XX sex chromosomes rather than XY, meaning that he is genetically female.

The International Business Times reported that Chen, upon closer inspection, was lacking secondary sex characteristics like an Adam’s apple, and that his genitals were neither male nor female, but “indeterminate.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 26, 2014 11:10 pm

How like me now flied rice?

Econman
Econman
July 27, 2014 2:26 pm

Sadly, after being interviewed, he was hit by a bus & killed after buying a sandwich @ a local shop.

Mr. Chen
Mr. Chen
July 27, 2014 2:39 pm

For my buddy, ISKA:

Mr. Chen
Mr. Chen
July 27, 2014 3:09 pm

Anonymous says:

“How like me now flied rice?”

it’s ‘flied lice’. you’d fuck up a handjob, you know that?