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Can Your Carapace Handle This Flavor?

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It's a Little Bit Longer Than the Previous Shoe

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VIDEO FOR AWD

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IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
August 1, 2014 5:17 pm

We got a picture of bb smelling his pits and doing yoga!

Shouldn’t that be iShoe instead of iPhone?

I think we need pictures of the Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight but I think SSS might object.

AWD is going to love that video. It might even go into his spank bank.

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Mr. Chen
Mr. Chen
August 1, 2014 5:42 pm

girl in the sand, it would be a crime to bury those beauties.

hey I-S, was reading up on how a blood and sperm depository came to be regarded as a bank, just now I realized what a ‘spank bank’ refers to.
Admin is just jealous he didn’t come up with a headline like that: Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight

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IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
August 1, 2014 5:57 pm

Chen said:
“hey I-S, was reading up on how a blood and sperm depository came to be regarded as a bank, just now I realized what a ‘spank bank’ refers to.”

The bone they used to rebuild my ankle last year came from a bone bank. They never gave me any details on the person who donated the talus bone I got but I figure it must have been a black guy because my schlort has been turning into a schlong since the transplant happened!

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Mr. Chen
Mr. Chen
August 1, 2014 6:26 pm

I hate you I-S, I’m moving bukhed off the top of the list.

you story reminds me of another oldie but goodie that is now somehow not inconceivable: “i wouldn’t fuck her with your dick.”

speaking of your new endowment, phil said there was a guy who wanted to marry a virgin. he finally met a girl and when he showed her his penis, she asked “what is that?”
He said, I’ll tell you when we are married.

Ah, you know the rest. Anyway, if I had a schlong, i’d turn flasher in a heartbeat. Check this puppy out.

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N8
N8
August 1, 2014 7:15 pm

Victory cheer academy is my favorite looks like a great time! That lobster ice cream is hard core I love both things but sounds hella sketchy in ice cream. Those iPhone shoes need to be burned they are fucking retarded hella epic fail.

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FortyTwoIsTheAnswer
FortyTwoIsTheAnswer
August 2, 2014 11:26 am

iPhone Shoe, for the modern day iMaxwell Smart

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