My only real question is what is that possibly even covering in the front? Chick walking around looking like Krang in this mo fo.
Honestly, nothing you have on is working. It’s all broken and you should just start over and try again.
Excuse me sir, you have a very impressive goatee, it’s very fitting for your face…What’s that? Oh you’re a woman. Well excuse me while I just go pour gasoline on myself and light a match.
I think I’ll just be safe and say #peopleofwalmart and step away here.
I don’t even know if our friends over at WhiteTrashRepairs.com have seen a fixer-upper job that included a pizza tray and bungee cords! It really does teeter on the fence between impressive and sad as hell.
I wish I had a clue what’s going on here. Now I’m not a military man so for all I know tossing on some capri-style pants and walking around Walmart is a training mission but I have a feeling these two are just playing some GI Joe dress up.
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I was at my vets office about ten years ago and there was a chick in there with her cat that was dressed as a cat herself. She had what looked like whiskers (like a cat) sticking out of her cheeks, a tail and tons of make up and clothes that looked like fur to complete the whole mess. She would not shut the fuck up about her cat and life troubles and she kept asking me and others for a ride home. I told her I was walking. My dog took an instant dislike to her and kept growling at her which I was quietly encouraging.