FRIDAY FAIL

You Doing Alright Over There, Tesco?

I'm Lorvin' It, Around the World

The Look Says it All

Baldies Just Really Don't Belong on Page 1

BRB, Kicking Puppies

It Seems We Are at an Impasse...

Never Trust a Chipotle Fart

Billy Phelps is Working for the Businesses, Not the English Department

Tip Top Security, Right Here

Putting the D in DQ

Nothing Quite Like Wearing Your Mugshot During Your Mugshot

We've All Been There

Was it Really Worth It?

This is Uhhhhhh Your Captain Uhhhh Speaking. We've Been Uhhhh Dismembered.

Do as I Say, Not as I Drive

This is the Perfect Place to Practice Your Stances

This "Transformers"-Style Paint Job (On a $100,000 Maserati) Just got its Owner Arrested

A man in Braintree, Massachusetts was summoned to court over this point job, which in the eyes of the law counts as impersonating an officer. In other words, big fines!

Something Tells Me This isn't the Beloved Children's Classic We Were Sold on...

This Woman Tried to Use Her Sister's Health Insurance... the Sister That's Memorialized on Her Shirt

Health insurance isn’t easy in the United States, but this is something else entirely. Via Fox 8 Live:

…when the officer asked Diondre why she provided the hospital staff with the wrong name and information, Diondre pointed at her shirt and told the officer, “They must have gotten the name from this shirt.” The shirt that Diondre was wearing was a memorial shirt for her deceased sister, Delores. Diondre Jones was booked with one count of Medicaid fraud and also had an outstanding attachment for failure to appear in court from a previous arrest.

Nope, Can't Look at That the Right Way

It's Cool, We've Got Fire Insurance

How Do You Make a Creeper Van More Creepy?

Zero Fun for All Parties Involved

There's Got to be an Easier Way to Take Care of These Spiders

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Bostonbob

Admin,
The Decepticon car one in Braintree, the arrest was made by the nephew of a women in my office. The car was a Maserati and apparently was made up to look like one of the cars in the Transformer movies. I believe he actually got off, but was told to repaint the car.
Bob.

http://www.patriotledger.com/article/20140812/NEWS/140819360/0/SEARCH

Tim
Tim

That’s a lot of fucking cole slaw!

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Florida’s Newest Public Masturbator Tells Cops He’s House Hunting

Florida is known for its public masturbators.

Yet public indecency suspects are always trying to up the ante on their cohorts. Daniel Lewis Davis, 21, is accused of parking in a residential area of Mary Esther and masturbating in the street before leaving, according to the Northwest Florida Daily News. He set himself apart from other accused Floridian miscreants, however, when he allegedly told police he was only looking for a new house.

Disturbingly, it was a 5-year-old girl who saw Davis committing his indecent acts, according to authorities.

Police responded to the scene Wednesday after a 5-year-old girl reported seeing “a naked man across the street.” Davis had been allegedly masturbating, then ran back and forth in the road before he got back in his Ford F-150 pickup truck and fled.

A deputy in the area saw Davis’ vehicle coming toward him, and the suspect wasn’t wearing a shirt at the time. Davis admitted to being in the area where the little girl was, but said he was only house hunting, according to the New York Daily News.

Davis has two previous arrests for indecent exposure. This time around, he was charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition and intentionally exposing his genitals to a victim under 16 years old. He’s scheduled to appear in court on Aug. 19.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/16/daniel-lewis-davis-naked-masturbator_n_5684160.html?cps=gravity

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