Fatten Up Your Pets: A Survival Guide to Digital Apocalypse

Guest Post by Bill Bonner

Here in France, the weather has turned bad. It is rainy and cold, with the temperature below 60 degrees. Our thoughts turn gloomy… we give the cat some extra food.

“It seems to be happening all over the whole world,” said a friend. “The climate is changing. Here in this part of France, it used to be reliably sunny and warm in the summertime. Now, you never know what you’ll get.”

Some people believe the “global warming” hypothesis. Others are convinced the globe is cooling.

“Yes, that is what is really going on,” says another friend. “The Earth’s climate has little to do with carbon emissions. They are just a drop in the ocean, from a climate point of view.

“What really matters is the sun. I’m greatly simplifying, but when the sun’s radiant heat is strong, the world warms. When it is weak, it cools. We’ve been in a warm period. Now, we’re entering a weak period.

“It’s not global warming you have to worry about. It’s global cooling. And it will be a catastrophe much greater than the financial catastrophe caused by Janet Yellen and the Fed.”

Today, south of the Loire River, in the summer of 2014, it looks as though he may be right. So, we turn away from the looming manmade disaster caused by the feds… to the looming natural disaster caused by the sun. And to disasters generally.

As longtime readers know, we are connoisseurs of disaster. Just as some people have a palate for wine, we have a keen nose for disaster.

Yes, we are the Robert Parker of catastrophe. We have sampled hundreds of varieties. We roll them around in our brain and pick out the subtle differences. We remember the little nuances. We can smell one coming a mile away.

Will “global warming” cause a major disaster? Maybe. But what interests us most is the following thought:

“There are an infinite number of known unknowns and unknown unknowns — any one of which could cause a disaster.”

In many ways, we are more vulnerable to a disaster than at any time in human history.

What might cause a major disaster? Weather… war… disease… famine — the horsemen of the Apocalypse are still with us.

But now we have iPhones instead of the horse and plow…

Imagine a few years of colder-than-usual summers in the Northern Hemisphere and droughts in Australia and South America — the only substantial food producers south of the equator.

This could easily reduce the world’s food output by 10%. Stocks would quickly be drawn down to the point where there was nothing left.

What would people eat?

And here we turn our attention to the obvious: There are many more people around than there used to be.

The last major disaster happened in France in 1940. The Nazis invaded and overwhelmed the French Army. Complete chaos followed. Everyone who could took to the roads and headed south to escape the invading army.

It was a political and military disaster. It was a social upheaval. But it did not cause millions of civilian deaths. Because 70% of the French still lived on farms, they had a safety net that worked.

There were no extensive government welfare programs. People were still used to looking out for themselves. They stocked wheat and potatoes. They knew how to grow a garden. And even if they lived in a city, they usually had close relatives on a farm not far away.

For thousands of years, they had grown accustomed to protecting themselves from famine. Cows, sheep, horses — all could be turned into dinner. In extremis, so could pets, rats and pigeons.

The French still recalled the siege of Paris in 1870, when restaurants served up rat, cat and dog… as well as animals from the zoo. Cotelettes de chien aux petits pois (dog ribs with peas) was a favorite.

But today in France, as in the U.S., most people live in vast urbanized conglomerates. They have only a few days of food in stock. To get more, they depend on a sprawling, complex and delicate system of “just in time” shelf stocking.

This depends on a number of things — any one of which could render the entire system inoperable.

First, there must be enough food produced to feed the world’s population…

There are seven billion people alive today — twice as many as there were in 1940. And the world’s output of food is just enough to feed them. In the simplest accounting, should food output decline by 10%, as many as 70 million people could starve.

Nor is the food where people need it. It is not on small farms spread throughout the countryside. It is on large farms — often a continent away from the people who will eat it.

Fuel is vital. And as Gary North showed in the run up to the Y2K non-disaster, the transport system is regulated and controlled by computers, which are vulnerable to their own disasters.

Experts say a large electromagnetic pulse could fry the switches, shutting down electricity and electronic communications for as long as six months.

Fourteen years ago, North calculated that such a shutdown could leave millions dead.

But this could be a much bigger disaster today. A breakdown in the Internet… or in the computer systems that operate credit cards and ATMs… would leave 320 million unmedicated Americans wandering around in cold, dark malls… unable to communicate or do business with one another… with no way to get money or to spend it.

Remember, our money system today is no longer based on either coins or paper money. It is a system of credit that depends on electronic transactions to keep track of who owes what to whom.

If the electronic system goes down… so does the economy. Then our safety-net institutions will fail, too.

In the U.S. today there are roughly 100 million people who depend on handouts from the government, including those on Social Security. Those handouts are delivered electronically. Many of these people typically have no savings, no supplies of food or medicine, no gardens, no fuel.

In a matter of hours, they would be desperate.

And of course, then there is the fiat money system. As we recently saw in Zimbabwe, when money loses its value the economy falls apart.

Workers do not bus for nothing. Producers do not produce. Truckers do not truck. The shelves at Walmart, so recently groaning under the weight of products from all over the world, suddenly are stripped bare.

That is when we’ll be glad we have so many fat pets!

Bill Bonner
for The Daily Reckoning

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Stucky
Stucky
August 28, 2014 4:18 pm

He’s French? Fuck him. Those people eat SNAILS!!

One of the “education” channels — forgot which one — had a short series about weird foods people eat. Bottom line; in terms of protein, if it moves some peoples, somewhere, are eating it … and it goes far beyond eating insects and shit.

When the shit really hits the fan, some will even resort to cannibalism.

This morning for breakfast we had a fruit platter … including FRESH figs imported from Turkey. Goddammit, I will miss all this some day.

TeresaE
TeresaE
August 28, 2014 4:46 pm

“…Goddammit, I will miss all this some day. …” Amen Stuck, which is why I am thankful and appreciative to enjoy such things today. These, I fear, are the “good ole days” they will sometimes speak of.

Well, I won’t eat my dog, first line of defense, but, I do feed and tolerate a whole bunch of tasty yard critters. There is also a creek a couple hundred yards from here. It has crawdads and fishies and other things.

I doubt most of my neighbors even realize the waterway is there, let alone know how to harvest any game.

It hopefully buys me a little while longer, and for that I am thankful.

Lysander
Lysander
August 28, 2014 8:34 pm

Bill Bonner isn’t French. For whatever reason he bought a chateau in France and the last I heard he maintained a residence in London. Apparently the man is not hurtin’.
Like him, I have ‘relished’ doom scenarios for a long time, in my case since the late 1970’s. I thought that this system would’ve collapsed a long time ago, and have been surprised by the many crafty ways the power elite have at their disposal. I forgot that they are the ones who make the law, and make it up as they go.
My fear now is that collapse will not come in a rush and be a wiping out of the old. My fear is of a long, slow grind down into dust. As the Zen Master said in the parable: “We’ll see”.

Desertrat
Desertrat
August 28, 2014 11:59 pm

I’ve been reading Bonner’s commentaries for a long time Very bright, very knowledgeable. Aside from having a good track record of accuracy in investment forecasting, he was loud on gold in 2000 when It was $264. Me, too, for that matter. He’s right in there with Doug Casey and others of that sort. His Agora Publlshing newsletters are a profit for him and profitable for his subscribers.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
August 29, 2014 6:13 am

My dogs are more than family. They’re friends! They pull their weight by keeping me informed and advertising their presence to any passing or approaching sheep. I’m not sure I could ever even consider eating them. I could grudgingly eat a stray dog but not my own.

Stucky, you might look into growing your own figs. Do you have a yard? Garden?