Not so much a reflection on the government indoctrination systems masquerading as “public schools” as on the malignant invidiousness of “authentically Black” culture in America.
How is it that a population whose ancestors had arrived on the North American continent in the 17th or 18th Centuries – even generations after their migrationinto northern cities from the rural South in the 1930s – can’t speak standard American English without that distinctive “mush-mouf” Schvoogie accent?
Migawd. No wonder they can’t compete against the children and grandchildren of people who’d emigrated from Korea in the 1950s, from South Vietnam in the ’70s, or from Gujurat and the Punjab even more recently.
Oh God.
I wonder if Carl Sagan died thinking he wasted his life? He could have been selling Billy Bass talking fish plaques and air freshener crowns and pet rocks and making viral videos about poop, but instead he wasted his time trying to teach people…
Stucky
August 30, 2014 9:57 am
Dat question be kulturally biased cuz dat niggah obviously don’t be havin’ no kar.
If you aks him da question different then ah knows mah nigga be gettin it right.
Fo example; A nigga be eatin 80 fried chickun wingz in one hour. How many chickun wingz do that niggah eat in one hour?
You see, ah knows my nigga kin answer dat one.
Francis Marion
August 30, 2014 10:53 am
Not sure what to think of the blonde. My wife would castrate me if I posted a conversation like that on line. Mind you she would have answered the question correctly and raised an eyebrow and asked why I would even ask something so stupid. Likely this one still hasn’t figured it out and looks at the post/discussion as “intellectual” – that is until a relative or friend explains it to her and she realizes what an idiot she is and what an asshole her husband is for posting the whole conversation and in the process making her look foolish. My feeling about such things in a marriage is “don’t” – at this guys age he might want to get laid a few more times before he turns 65 – this kind of activity is not conducive to having a happy wife. This translates into: “no nookie for you buddy boy!”
Epic fail on both their parts.
As for the black guys – well – I’ve met lots of white people who are about as stupid. Seems to me stupidity is an equal opportunity activity in this day and age. Freaks of Wal-Mart unite!
Francis
Stucky
August 30, 2014 11:21 am
About half the vendors at the Farmers Market we go to on Saturdays are dumbfuks.
Cash only, so there are no cash-registers to do the maf. Let’s say the amount due is $23.15 ……. we give them $25.25 ….. you should see those fuckers trying to figure out the change is $2.10 ………. half the time we have to tell them!!
Seeking Monsters
August 30, 2014 11:45 am
I am currently in Terrell[ble] Texas. Went to the washateria and this older black woman was talking about her getting a disability settlement of 47,000 dollars while managing to drink gin and juice and doing some 11 loads of laundry. I didnt notice any physical disability other than she talked loudly and cursed alot..even with chillruns about.
I went outside and was reading a new Dean Koontz book [The City] and she approached me and asked if she could ‘borrow’ four quarters until her husband came back to the coin laundry. [I knew it was bulldung story] but gave her a dollar anyway. [go away!]
IndenturedServant
August 30, 2014 2:05 pm
This is what “wake and bake” does for you.
Mr. Chen
August 30, 2014 3:00 pm
I think the bros got it right in the end: 2 hours. if you are driving in a straight line from point A to point B then your velocity will be equal to your speed, otherwise; it gone take a while.
“Let’s say the amount due is $23.15 ……. we give them $25.25 ….. you should see those fuckers trying to figure out the change is $2.10”
that sounds like a common core question where regrouping is a better strategy; make change for the quarter and make change for the 25$. most cashiers don’t appreciate you handing them too much money, and mostly it’s women who pay the exact amount to the penny.
flash
August 30, 2014 5:49 pm
Stuck , vendors ain’t going to get you kilt’ if they cain’t add and subtractify in dey’ heads.I recently attended a function at a nationally renowned institute of technology and at the concession stands manned by students, I handed the male cashier a $20, a $ 1 and a case quarter ( that’s two dimes and a nickle in one coin fer’ you Yankees) to cover a tabo of $ 16.15 and the drooling fucktard absolutely didn’t know what to do…..FWIW…this is the future of your country on stupid and it ain;t just the rednecks and da’ porch monkeys dat’s finding da’ maf hard..
Word up…Stay off any newly built bridges.
flash
August 30, 2014 5:55 pm
maf ain;t dat inportaint when dealz beein dun….an da nigger iz on he run..see watt i’mz sayin?
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gbyerley
September 8, 2014 2:13 am
Kinda like; Who is buried in Grant’s tomb?
Ah, I know what you’re thinking. You’re wrong.
The bodies of Ulysses S. Grant and his wife are not actually below ground. Hence, strictly speaking, no one is buried in Grant’s tomb.
baby daddy..
Not so much a reflection on the government indoctrination systems masquerading as “public schools” as on the malignant invidiousness of “authentically Black” culture in America.
How is it that a population whose ancestors had arrived on the North American continent in the 17th or 18th Centuries – even generations after their migrationinto northern cities from the rural South in the 1930s – can’t speak standard American English without that distinctive “mush-mouf” Schvoogie accent?
Migawd. No wonder they can’t compete against the children and grandchildren of people who’d emigrated from Korea in the 1950s, from South Vietnam in the ’70s, or from Gujurat and the Punjab even more recently.
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Apparently blonds don’t too well either ….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8DNGh126oM
Oh God.
I wonder if Carl Sagan died thinking he wasted his life? He could have been selling Billy Bass talking fish plaques and air freshener crowns and pet rocks and making viral videos about poop, but instead he wasted his time trying to teach people…
Dat question be kulturally biased cuz dat niggah obviously don’t be havin’ no kar.
If you aks him da question different then ah knows mah nigga be gettin it right.
Fo example; A nigga be eatin 80 fried chickun wingz in one hour. How many chickun wingz do that niggah eat in one hour?
You see, ah knows my nigga kin answer dat one.
Not sure what to think of the blonde. My wife would castrate me if I posted a conversation like that on line. Mind you she would have answered the question correctly and raised an eyebrow and asked why I would even ask something so stupid. Likely this one still hasn’t figured it out and looks at the post/discussion as “intellectual” – that is until a relative or friend explains it to her and she realizes what an idiot she is and what an asshole her husband is for posting the whole conversation and in the process making her look foolish. My feeling about such things in a marriage is “don’t” – at this guys age he might want to get laid a few more times before he turns 65 – this kind of activity is not conducive to having a happy wife. This translates into: “no nookie for you buddy boy!”
Epic fail on both their parts.
As for the black guys – well – I’ve met lots of white people who are about as stupid. Seems to me stupidity is an equal opportunity activity in this day and age. Freaks of Wal-Mart unite!
Francis
About half the vendors at the Farmers Market we go to on Saturdays are dumbfuks.
Cash only, so there are no cash-registers to do the maf. Let’s say the amount due is $23.15 ……. we give them $25.25 ….. you should see those fuckers trying to figure out the change is $2.10 ………. half the time we have to tell them!!
I am currently in Terrell[ble] Texas. Went to the washateria and this older black woman was talking about her getting a disability settlement of 47,000 dollars while managing to drink gin and juice and doing some 11 loads of laundry. I didnt notice any physical disability other than she talked loudly and cursed alot..even with chillruns about.
I went outside and was reading a new Dean Koontz book [The City] and she approached me and asked if she could ‘borrow’ four quarters until her husband came back to the coin laundry. [I knew it was bulldung story] but gave her a dollar anyway. [go away!]
This is what “wake and bake” does for you.
I think the bros got it right in the end: 2 hours. if you are driving in a straight line from point A to point B then your velocity will be equal to your speed, otherwise; it gone take a while.
“Let’s say the amount due is $23.15 ……. we give them $25.25 ….. you should see those fuckers trying to figure out the change is $2.10”
that sounds like a common core question where regrouping is a better strategy; make change for the quarter and make change for the 25$. most cashiers don’t appreciate you handing them too much money, and mostly it’s women who pay the exact amount to the penny.
Stuck , vendors ain’t going to get you kilt’ if they cain’t add and subtractify in dey’ heads.I recently attended a function at a nationally renowned institute of technology and at the concession stands manned by students, I handed the male cashier a $20, a $ 1 and a case quarter ( that’s two dimes and a nickle in one coin fer’ you Yankees) to cover a tabo of $ 16.15 and the drooling fucktard absolutely didn’t know what to do…..FWIW…this is the future of your country on stupid and it ain;t just the rednecks and da’ porch monkeys dat’s finding da’ maf hard..
Word up…Stay off any newly built bridges.
maf ain;t dat inportaint when dealz beein dun….an da nigger iz on he run..see watt i’mz sayin?
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Kinda like; Who is buried in Grant’s tomb?
Ah, I know what you’re thinking. You’re wrong.
The bodies of Ulysses S. Grant and his wife are not actually below ground. Hence, strictly speaking, no one is buried in Grant’s tomb.