APRIL 29, 1992

Back then? Yeah, well ..

— I saw Tarzan almost naked

— Cinderalla came home after midnight

— Pinocchio told lies

— Aladdin was a thief

— Batman drove over 200 miles an hour

— Snow White lived with 7 men

— Popeye smoked a pipe

— Pacman ate little dots that enhanced his performance

— Gilligan slept with …. the Skipper

— the Lone Ranger was waaaay to close to his horse

— Mary had intercourse with a ram and then had a little sheep

— Chuck Berry sang about a turtle biting off his dick

So, puh-leease, don’t tell how fuckin’ great things were back then.