iMORONS UNITE

Only six days until iPhone 6. Hurry and grab your place in line. They will only be available all the time everywhere.

I wonder if it will be as cool as the iPhone 5. I bet this chick is in line again.

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Tommy
Tommy
September 3, 2014 2:20 pm

I just don’t even want to understand it. I want an app that tells me where people with the most apps are so I can avoid them, I’d name it Idolt or Iwaste or maybe Ihole.

Seeking Monsters
Seeking Monsters
September 3, 2014 2:27 pm

Let me see a phone with a crappy java enabled applet sucker or a laptop where I can store my own nude selfies on a thumbdrive….

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 3, 2014 2:30 pm

iProne 6

Heh

Stucky
Stucky
September 3, 2014 3:05 pm

That girl in the vid wants the new phone for two main reasons; it comes in pretty colors and for texting.

I think what we have here is a future Fux or CuNNt prime time reporter.

And if that’s not scary enough, she probably …….. votes.

Rise Up
Rise Up
September 3, 2014 3:11 pm

I hope that girl was acting and isn’t really that dumb…if she wasn’t acting, geez what a dolt.

Smoke Jensen
Smoke Jensen
September 3, 2014 4:40 pm

I don’t know how that guys keeps from busting out laughing. I could never do that and keep a straight face. I peed myself a little…….

whatever
whatever
September 3, 2014 4:51 pm

And she brought her credit card, she can buy two or three! How great is that?

Credit card + ICrap = model American citizen.

This is how we roll now.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
September 3, 2014 7:09 pm

I skipped the first vid and only made it to the twenty second mark of the second.

People like this make me think of the MILLIONS of things I’d rather be doing that waiting in line for just about ANYTHING! Hell, I’d rather stand in the middle of NYC and scratch my ass! I’d rather jack off a mountain lion in a phone booth with barbed wire! What the fuck is wrong with people?

Never mind, I don’t want to know.

Seeking Monsters
Seeking Monsters
September 3, 2014 7:55 pm

Even scarier – she can reproduce. -Admin

Even scarier she can reproduce with a SNAP card member.

Econman
Econman
September 3, 2014 8:21 pm

iPhone 6s can be bought as iBama phones too!

N8
N8
September 3, 2014 8:49 pm

Lmao at that video you see so much stupid shit every day and it really shouldn’t surprise you and then you just see even more stupid people good lord.

Seeking Monsters
Seeking Monsters
September 3, 2014 9:23 pm

Hey, bb, I got some self-nudies on sale, 99centavos, since the hackers wont steal them.