The Wall Street jackoffs all expected an increase in jobs of 200,000 to 250,000 for August. I guess being off by 30% to 40% is considered accurate for an Ivy League educated economist making over $1 million per year. The manipulated, massaged, seasonally adjusted, excel spreadsheet employment data has been released for public consumption by our keepers. They will now tell you what you are supposed to believe regarding the fake numbers. Maybe the weather was too warm for hiring. Maybe it rained or didn’t rain. Maybe ISIS and the looming threat of terrorist attack is deterring employers from hiring. It couldn’t have anything to do with Obamacare, Federal Reserve policies, government regulations and taxes, or the fact that families have 40% less net worth today than they had in 2007.
It’s actually far worse than the reported headline. One survey says 142,000 jobs were added. Of course the BLS excel spreadsheet birth/death adjustment added 102,000 jobs to the calculation, the highest adjustment for August in history. We all know small businesses are hiring like mad before full implementation of Obamacare after the elections. The broader population survey shows that only 16,000 more people were employed in August than in July. The MSM is silent about that number. The sheep must be kept sedated.
And now for the best part. While reporting horrifically bad employment numbers, our beloved BLS drones also reported the unemployment rate dropping to 6.1%, the lowest rate in six years. Glory be!!! The economy must be booming and workers must be so ecstatic they are spending like there’s no tomorrow. What? Retail sales have been declining? How can this be? It sure smells like someone took a shit under the bed and won’t admit it. But let’s ignore the cognitive dissonance you are feeling and dig into the bullshit BLS numbers to get a few kernels of truth:
- The labor force participation rate fell to its 36 year low of 62.8%. There are 248.2 million working age Americans and only 146.4 million of them are employed. What are the other 101.8 million working age Americans doing? The labor participation rate in 2007 was over 66%. It was 67% in 2000.
- Here is a Common Core Math question for you. If the number of working age Americans goes up by 206,000 and the number of employed Americans only goes up by 16,000, how could the unemployment rate FALL from 6.2% to 6.1%? I know. That’s a real puzzler unless you can learn to think like a government lackey or a politician. You see, according to the BLS, in the midst of a supposed economic recovery, 268,000 Americans just willingly decided to leave the workforce because they no longer need a job. There are now 92.3 million people who are so financially well off that they have left the workforce and do not want a job. The laughability of these figures is off the fucking charts.
- Since the start of Obama’s economic recovery 6.5 million Americans have found jobs (mostly part-time and shitty service jobs), while over 10 million have left the workforce. Presto!!!! – an unemployment rate plunging from 10% to 6%. I love government math. I wish I could use it in my everyday life. I’d be a multi-millionaire without working.
To show you how warped and fucked up our economic system has become, as soon as the terrible employment numbers were released the stock market futures rallied. The greedy fucks and their HFT supercomputers feed off the carcasses of the middle class like vultures. We are living in an era of storylines. The Deep State attempts to paint the rosiest picture, while real people in the real world become more impoverished by the day. Every storyline is crushed by reality. It wasn’t the weather. There is no jobs recovery. There is no real GDP growth. QE and ZIRP have not benefited you or anyone not in the top .1%. Everything you are told by the government, Wall Street or the MSM is a lie. Will the sheep ever revolt? I don’t think so. The iPhone 6 is coming out next week and the NFL season kicked off last night. How about them Seahawks?
We’re doomed.
2014-09-05 08:18 by Karl Denninger
ROFL! Crap Jobs Number, Futures +10?
This is your stock market.
This is your stock market on heroin.
This is your market’s heart, addicted to a woman that should be in prison, and a clown-car stuffed with 535 critters that have ignored violations of their own laws, and in fact cheer them on, for 100 years — and thus should also be in prison.
Note: The “benefit” from being on heroin is temporary and the intermediate and longer-term impact is catastrophic.
Total nonfarm payroll employment increased by 142,000 in August, and the unemployment rate was little changed at 6.1 percent, the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Job gains occurred in professional and business services and in health care.
That’s a crap number.
What’s worse is that the unadjusted number from the household survey is negative 618,000!
You want more bad news? This month 1,343,000 people left the labor force, presumably because they were unable to find work.
Now granted, August is a month for firing and people giving up — at least over the last few years. It has been bad in both 2012 and 2013. Still, those who were expecting continued “strength” didn’t get it.
In addition the previously-seen “improvement” in the employment participation rate appears to have topped — so much for climbing out of that hole too.
Want a happy face on this report? There isn’t one, although if you force me to find something “good” I guess I can say this about it — it’s not much nastier than the August firing seasons of the last two years, and weekly hours didn’t go in the toilet (which would have added a massive amount of insult to the injury.)
See ‘ya next month — when you might be able to find a job.
Does 10,000 people turning 65 every day have anything to do with it?
Don’t kill me…just asking .
Everything just keeps coming up roses! John
wip
No it doesn’t.
Check out these charts for proof that is not the reason.
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Admin,
I am going to my nephews wedding tonight and will be seated with my cousin who works on Wall Street and has done very well for himself. He is a really nice guy and great dad so I do not take the time to bash him, but what questions would you ask him given the opportunity. BTW his wife worked with Jamie Dimon.
Bob.
BostonBob
Ask him if he thinks the market is overvalued based upon metrics that have had validity for the last 100 years.
Ask him if Michael Lewis is correct and the market is rigged, with the hedge funds and HFT outfits front running the little guys.
Ask him how he can look himself in the mirror knowing he works for evil fucks who are destroying the country.
This should ensure Al Franken another 6 years after his comeback recount victory in 2008.
I fully expect that by the end of Oreo’s second term, the unemployment percentage will be ZERO. Really.
Admin, these fucked up official job reports are good for one thing …. they inspire some of your very very best sarcasm.
“The Wall Street jackoffs all expected an increase in jobs of 200,000 to 250,000 for August.”
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Er, what?
More properly, the Wall Street jackoffs *said* that an increase of such-and-such was expected.
Such assholes also say things like “I signed the contract this morning” and “You can bet on it” and “No, I won’t cum in your mouth,” with not even a ghost of a shadow of a hint that they really think anybody is gonna believe them.
In a milieu where all disincentives to psychopathic behavior are removed (by the psychopaths, natch), nothing but psychopaths control and prosper.
Study history. It’s happened before, it’ll happen again. But it’s gonna be interesting to watch how the present generation of psychopaths – ingenious vermin, ain’t they? – wriggle to evade the Stark Fist of Removal.
BostonBob
I also recommend drinking heavily before asking the questions.
A Lie That Serves The Rich
The truth about the American economy
The Obama regime, economists, and the financial presstitutes have explained this decline in the participation rate as the result of retirements by the baby boomers, those 55 and older.
In this five to six minute video, John Titus shows that in actual fact the government’s own employment data show that baby boomers have been entering the work force at record rates and are responsible for raising the labor force participation rate above where it would otherwise be.
http://www.tubechop.com/watch/3544087
SHIT JOBS
Quality Of Jobs Created In August Deteriorates Again
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/05/2014 09:44 -0400
Back in January 2012 we noted that while the market, and at the time the Fed, have been focused exclusively on the quantity of jobs created each month, a far more important aspect of the US economic recovery is the quality of newly created jobs. It took the Fed about three years to catch up but it finally did, and Yellen no longer cares so much about the headline NFP print or the unemployment number but rather how good the newly created jobs are, manifesting in the quality of wages and earnings. So what was the quality of seasonally-adjusted job gains in August? In a word: disturbing. Of the 142K jobs created, just under half came from the lowest paying jobs possible: education and health; leisure and hospitality; and temp-help. The best paying jobs, finance and information, added a whopping 4K jobs between them. Finally, about that much delayed US manufacturing renaissance: stick a fork in it – in August the number of manufacturing jobs created was exactly 0.
Admin,
I will take your advice and drink heavily. I am off to pick up my daughter at UMass for the wedding. Interestingly, my cousin worked in the twin towers and retired about a year before they were hit in his late thirties. He went back to work for the company after so many of his former coworkers were killed. I will not pass judgment on him, but I will gladly ask him your questions.
Bob.
BostonBob, I would also ask about:
– insider selling (more senior execs selling stock than buying)
– whether the market understands the “juicing” it’s receiving from the Federal Reserve, and whether they expect it to continue
– what he thinks about “prepping”… I add this one because I’m seeing a number of “insiders” start to buy homes, bunkers, places to ride out a crash. Does he know of anyone doing this? Are they considered smart, or lunatics?
53 Million Temps: All You Need To Know About The “Jobs Recovery”
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/05/2014 10:56 -0400
After years of ignoring the obvious, the Federal Reserve has been finally forced to admit that the labor force participation rate matters, and in fact has started to point it out as a clear negative when it comes to Yellen’s “dashboard” of thresholds which will allow the Fed to raise rates (for the obvious reason that the Fed is desperate to delay ZIRP as long as possible and is now highlighting all that is wrong with the economy, contrary to Obama who is still focusing on all the rigged greatness of the US recovery) and to do so is going through Zero Hedge archives to note all those things which everyone had ignored for years and which we have pointed out as structural failures of the so-called recovery.
So while we are happy to oblige the Fed with our tens of thousands of articles summarizing what is broken with the US economy thanks to, well, the Fed, here is another one: one which the Fed can use next year when the time to hike rates has come and gone, and when the Fed is once again scratching its head what to blame it on.
The chart below shows the civilian employment to population ratio: a convenient indicator of the real state of the US labor market which does away with the labor force entirely, and the associated rhetoric of why it may or may not be plunging, and merely focuses on two simple things: total population and the total civilian population of the US. One thing is clear: the ratio crashed when the depression started and has flatlined since. Which, incidentally, may be all you, and the Fed, needs to know about the recovery.
But wait, it gets worse, because according to the WSJ, roughly one in three U.S. workers is now a freelancer.
Wait, how many?
Fifty-three million Americans, or 34% of the nation’s workforce, qualify as freelancers, according to a new report from the Freelancers Union, a nonprofit organization, and Elance-oDesk Inc., a company that provides platforms for freelancers to find work. These individuals include independent contractors, temps, and moonlighters, among others.
So 53 million, let’s call them, temps? That is probably the most stunning number we have seen in years, and flips the entire premise of a “job recovery” on its head.
The experience of work has fractured in recent years, said Fabio Rosati, chief executive of Elance-oDesk. Layoffs that accompanied the recession forced many individuals to forge a living from short-term gigs, while online marketplaces such as Elance, TaskRabbit and Uber emerged to match independent workers with companies or individuals in need of labor. Plus, the rise of mobile technologies allow more people to work when and where they choose.
Or not work, considering there is no contract tying them to a job.
Independent workers “don’t have the workforce protections that have developed over the last 80 years. They are simply on their own,” said Robert Reich, the Secretary of Labor under President Bill Clinton and now a professor at the University of California, Berkeley. An accurate census would help policymakers determine how to fill gaps, he said.
Counting the number of contingent workers has not been a high priority in Washington, DC over the last couple of decades. The number “is likely to be large and growing and there is no political advantage in signaling that fact,” Mr. Reich said.
The punchline:
Companies, eager to lower payroll costs and take advantage of a more flexible workforce, are relying more on contingent labor. According to the National Employment Law Project, temp jobs now constitute an all-time high of 2% of all positions in the U.S., or 2.8 million.
So the Fed is trying to boost wages and generate demand-pull inflation at a time when some 53 million US workers, or a third of total, are “freelancers”, which is a polite way of saying part-time workers. and “moonlighers.”
Well…. good luck!
Retails sales – falling.
Median household income – falling
Generally speaking those two alone are enough to paint a broad picture. People can’t spend money that they don’t have, and thats not including the borderline mandatory unpaid overtime that pretty much everyone in this country is enduring.
“•Here is a Common Core Math question for you. If the number of working age Americans goes up by 206,000 and the number of employed Americans only goes up by 16,000, how could the unemployment rate FALL from 6.2% to 6.1%?”
A. Orange.
B. The laundry did not come out as clean as expected.
C. The secondary rough on the fourth hole is deep.
D. President Obama is the greatest President of all time.
Jim…you ignorant slut….we’re better of now then when Obozo took office…he said so two days ago !
I love your articles because you light a match to all the dung that the BLS shovels….!
I know Obama is black therefore everything in this article his directly his fault but I honestly don’t see how you can conclude that any of these things started in January 2009. All of this looks to me like just the continuation of fairly long term trends. Throw up a chart of part time employment as a percentage of total employment which is usually exclusively blamed on obamacare and show me how Obama caused that. Or any other of a thousand employment charts. Until people can step back from their partisan politics the long term structural issues won’t be addressed.
I knew you would dissect this with your usual wit. Thanks.
Holy schnikeys!
That’s ok, I heard the quote from the Minnesota (I believe) Fed head today, “Rates aren’t low enough.”
Woot! Woot!
Stealing from the savers and productive will really jump start this recovery.
Oh wait, this is our fifth year of this green-shoot recovery, stealing from savers will SOLIDIFY this recovery!
Dow 50K here we come!
We’ll all be RICH, RICH I tell ya’!
Dearest Cam, the problems we face have NOTHING to do with ANYONE’s skin color. Nice way to deflect real issues.
Next, yes, yes they are “long term trends,” most of which you can thank Clinton for starting.
BUT, not only has O done NOTHING to reverse these long term trends, he has actively mandated making it worse. Actively shutting down small & mid-sized businesses, actively increasing our overhead on a nearly monthly basis. Actively gifting our business to the off shorer’s and the importers.
I suppose in your world that is success?
And, lastly, let me tell you about the REAL impact of O’care on the small to mid sized business.
I am now paying more in insurance, for less coverage, than I used.
My policy which works GREAT for my employees, was first destroyed by mandates (we don’t use/need) and now outright destroyed as the policy was made “illegal.”
Our costs increased by MORE than the amount it would have cost me to make my part-time office clerk full time.
So, since my customers have been intentionally shut down, no matter how hard we struggle our sales just will not increase while our costs have SKYROCKETED and our payroll has had to be shrunk to make up the governmental regulatory overhead and increases in costs.
Pull your head from your ass man.
And realize, many of us are not racist, but that doesn’t mean we love your Great & Powerful O.
Just like it doesn’t mean we are racist if we point out the truth.
You know what no one ever speaks of? The number of formerly employed/employers with slightly above average IQ’s who have the ability to read the writing on the wall who have, over the course of the past five to ten years quietly withdrawn their employment and or employer participation in the grand scheme and have set up shop for themselves as independent, self sustaining, freejacks.
I work more hours, at harder labor, creating more products and outputs than entire departments of the government, none of which benefits or is overseen or otherwise recorded and or reported on by economists. I know I’m not the only one. I have an extensive network of similarly busy humans who do much the same and the numbers seem to be growing.They all have certain commonalities, like being physically fit, smiling, being surrounded by family, and not being all that bothered by the insanity that passes for popular culture.
I have heard of this as the “shadow economy”, but that misses the point by a mile.
Not everyone who is not part of the workforce is sitting around on their hands watching TV and feeding their pie-holes. A substantial number have gone Galt without even knowing what that is.
Just sayin’.
Another tidbit.
This afternoon I stopped by a granite quarry to chat with a guy I know. It’s a family operation that’s been at it for four generations, nice stone, great people, hard work. He told me he just took an order from a client for a private home. He said, and I quote, “I calculated it and the total granite going into it is enough sheath 3 Empire State Buildings.”
He laughed when he said it and when I asked him where that kind of money comes from he just shook his head.
We are entering the terminal phase here, folks.
Seconds on your response to Cam, TE.
One of the biggest problems IMHO is the handful of monopoly companies that have been allowed to get even bigger over the past twenty years. Hell, how can the FCC even contemplate a Comcast/TWC or Fox/TWC merger? What ever happened to the Sherman antitrust act?
What we have are monopolies every where we turn and that means millions of former good-paying jobs lost, along from the innovation of clever American workers.
Seems to me, right now America is kinda like a flat beer.
Get your head out of your ass Cam!!
It’s not ‘our’ government anymore – it’s ‘the’ government. Now we all know humans exaggerate, stretch the truth, put on a ‘spin’ – but now the government is in to outright lying.
When hard numerical data is blatantly manipulated, misstated, not correlated, inaccurately presented by the Obama administration – well he is the HNIC.
The jobs numbers are cooked, the unemployment numbers are cooked, the housing sales are cooked. The decline in the average household income is ignored, the huge increase in SNAP (49,000,000) is ignored more than half the population receiving means tested benefits is ignored, the zero interest paid on savings accounts is ignored.
I can’t think why the government would lie to us – except that they want to remain in control, and
Most of what comes out of the mans mouth is a lie – “If you like your plan you can keep….”
Just on DRUDGE , 92,269,000 + age 16 and up who could work are not in work force. What do these people do I wonder ?Go on government programs ?
Is Cam serious? Trollin?
Stucky couldn’t agree more I love when Admin gets all fired up and sarcastic. It’s sad all the truths on here but at least you gotta laugh and the governments frickin insane lies.
Admin I love your raging sarcasm keep it up :). That 2nd chart about the aging population in the comments is pretty wild – continuing to work or going back to work much older is pretty nuts. The so called “retirement” age keeps going up and up. The oligarchs want the good little slaves/peons to work for them until they drop dead. No enjoyment in life just keep work work working.
Hey Cam! Any rebuttal? You might have stumbled onto the wrong website.
I can’t believe the number of Prog pundits who are claiming there’s going to be a “labor shortage” in another few years, mostly due to Boomer retirement. Some are saying that we “need the immigrant children from South America to fill jobs in the future” as rationale for why they’re being encouraged to come. The really off-their-rocker ones are saying Obama is brilliant for seeing that far into the future.
What kind of freaking alternative universe do these people exist in???
@Thinker, “…What kind of freaking alternative universe do these people exist in???”
The one where they have never created a job, never sacrificed beyond going to school, never been responsible to make payroll for other families – without government help, and finally, the one where they spent over 13 years being told that all good stems from our government, and all evil stems from the businesses – especially the non-government connected/controlled.
That one.
These progressives know what they are doing.This is subversion . They are deluding the white majority voting strength so their progressive agenda can never be repealed at election time .It’s their goal to create a majority voting block of third world people who will be more easy to control and manipulate.Then use this voting block to further destroy what’s left of our constitutional republic.Eventually they will go after the 2 amendment and it will all be legal.
BostonBob,
Air mail that Wall Street SOB to ISIS. I’ll pay for the shipping.
No My Jobs, Man
“I don’t know if the people on Wall Street are not really getting out and seeing what’s really going on.
When you go to small towns, like I do, and talk to people – people don’t have much confidence in the numbers you hear.”
Ronnie Squires, Winner of CNBC’s Guess the Jobs Number Contest
The Non-Farm Payrolls number sucked out loud with a fairly stupendous miss. If you back out the imaginary jobs from the Birth Death report, the economy added about 40,000 real jobs, of a generally low quality. Chief Strategists and economists took delight in the tenth of a percent decrease in unemployment, a generally misleading statistic. And of course, stocks rallied.
Given the need for the central banks to keep printing money, and the ECB’s endorsement of that approach, the hit on the metals this week makes quite a bit of sense from a perception management standpoint of the porcine persuasion.
Here is my most probable forecast for the future. Be sure to make a note of it.
The next time there is a financial crisis, which is likely to be in the not too distant future, almost to a person the economists and talking heads of the status quo will express shock and bewilderment saying, ‘who could have seen this coming?’ Unless of course there is some foreign scapegoat who can be conveniently blamed for the collapse of a house of cards.
And then, from their Olympian heights of privilege, the overpaid pundits will quickly fall back into their most comfortable, ideologically blind slogans. There is too much government, or there is not enough stimulus or the unfortunate many are just lazy and stupid.
And meanwhile, given the lack of reform of the financial and political system, the average American family, which they will all claim to uphold and revere, is being led down a blind alley of officially tolerated corruption, and strangled.
Jesse
Upvote for Cam for keeping the site entertaining.
Great article, very informative, we are going through some serious economic issues here in South Africa. Hope the world economy comes right soon..
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Most of the recent strength in housing and construction has been in the multi-unit category; first time home buyers are dealing with lofty college loan burdens and lackluster real incomes, which makes purchasing a big ticket item like a house difficult.
BB…you are wrong..when they come after the 2nd amendment there will be blood in the streets .
Fifty-three million Americans, or 34% of the nation’s workforce, qualify as freelancers, according to a new report from the Freelancers Union, a nonprofit organization, and Elance-oDesk Inc., a company that provides platforms for freelancers to find work. These individuals include independent contractors, temps, and moonlighters, among others. http://blogs.wsj.com/atwork/2014/09/04/one-in-three-u-s-workers-is-a-freelancer/?mod=e2tw
53 Million Temps: All You Need To Know About The “Jobs Recovery” http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-09-05/all-you-need-know-about-jobs-recovery
The SO and I are both stuck in temp jobs. I’m facing my layoff in one to three weeks and he’ll get his in eight. And then we’ll have NO income. Should make for a great Christmas.
A really interesting article, gosh I wish the global economy would turn around and head the other way. I’m so tired of all the doom and gloom.