WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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I don’t think Chipotle-away is in that aisle.

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I can’t tell which is dumber, that tattoo, the haircut to accentuate the tattoo or the fact that the person sending this in thought we wouldn’t be able to see what the crazy part of this picture was without their astute arrow drawing skills.

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Looks like our pal Big Gulps didn’t want to wait very long to make his next People of Walmart cameo! Guy is probably walking a bit taller and a bit perkier today just knowing of his recent rise to fame.

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Oh that’s interesting, looks like he was able to give himself a pearl necklace…

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Safety is the name of the game people!…You’re losing that game, but it’s the name of the game nonetheless.

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This fella seems like quite the firecracker. Can’t dress worth a damn, but he didn’t go too big on his boobs which is a mistake most make.

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Either that’s one hell of a relaxing bench or she partied waaay too hard.

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Ahhh yes, the type of chick you meet in a mosh-pit and fall in love with after she headbutts you in the nose. Your typical love story. I’ve seen it a million times.

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Whatever your personal stance on giving money to homeless people might be, I personally enjoy honesty and reward it.

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Llpoh
Llpoh

You do not need to go to Walmart to see the people of Walmart.

I have seen those ignorant fucks everywhere I have been in the last three weeks.

The mid-west had fat, ugly tattooed ignorant fucks.

NYC was perhaps tamest of all the places – much to my surprise – but it had its share of ugly, demented types. Not nearly as fat as folks in the mid-west.

London has a range of ugly folk – tats, colored hair, lots of piercings, etc.

Scotland has raised the bar on ugly, much as has the mid-west – folks are covered in tats head to toe, and then they throw in some serious bad hygiene, and then they sprinkle in the worst teeth you have ever seen.

The whole world is now full of people of Walmart.

The welfare state has been a huge success, I tell you.

We are truly fucked.

Mr. Chen
Mr. Chen

My daughter got mad because I said women without makeup look like ET. We are just a bunch of troglodytes with a thin veneer if civilization, the only thing that separates us from the apes is an iPhone.

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