Baby, you make me wish I had three hands!

The title of this post is a line in the Schwarzenegger movie Total Recall. If you weren’t convinced about the downfall of American society after reading my main article, this story should be the final nail in the coffin. Can we sink any lower before reaching bottom?

 

Fake or freak? Woman, 21, claims to have paid $20,000 to surgically add third breast in desperate bid to become a reality TV star

By Mia De Graaf for MailOnline

A 21-year-old woman claims to have paid $20,000 to surgically add a third breast in a desperate bid to become a reality TV star.

Jasmine Tridevil, not her real name, insists she was rejected by more than 50 doctors who feared violating ethical codes before she found a willing surgeon who would perform the procedure.

Now, she has hired a camera crew to follow her around Tampa, Florida, documenting the ‘struggles’ she faces as a three-breasted woman.

Three-breasted? Jasmine Tridevil, 21, claims she paid $20,000 to have a third breast surgically attached to her chest. She is now filming her own reality show about the struggles she faces as a three-breasted woman

Three-breasted? Jasmine Tridevil, 21, claims she paid $20,000 to have a third breast surgically attached to her chest. She is now filming her own reality show about the struggles she faces as a three-breasted woman

While the procedure is possible, surgeons are barred from carrying out any operations that could be harmful to ‘human dignity’.

The ethical code outlined by the American Board of Plastic Surgeons dictates that ‘the principal objective of the medical profession is to render services to humanity with full respect for human dignity.’

Cosmetic surgeons are under strict guidelines to solely ‘enhance the norm’ of a patient’s body.

 However, Tridevil claims she found a surgeon who agreed to carry out the unusual operation on the grounds that she kept their name a secret.

She says the medic took tissue from her abdomen and used it to fashion the third breast – a procedure commonly used for normal breast enhancements. 

The massage therapist, who recently celebrated her 21st birthday, has shared dozens of pictures of her new look in custom made bikinis on her Facebook fan page in a bid to convince followers the surgery was legitimate.

And she has proudly declared that she been disowned by her mother and sister, who ran out the room in disgust when they saw what she had done.

‘My mum ran out of the door. She won’t talk to me. She won’t let my sister talk to me,’ Tridevil said. 

Three-breasted woman shows off her radical surgical addition

Dreams of being a star: The massage therapist from Tampa, Florida, said her dream is to have a show on MTV

Dreams of being a star: The massage therapist from Tampa, Florida, said her dream is to have a show on MTV

Dreams of being a star: The massage therapist from Tampa, Florida, said her dream is to have a show on MTV

‘My dad… he really isn’t happy. He is kind of ashamed of me but he accepted it.’

However, Tridevil insists she has no regrets as she prepares to send pilot episodes of her self-produced reality show titled Jasmine’s Jugs to MTV.

‘My whole dream is to get this show on MTV,’ she told Real Radio 104.1.

‘I’m dumping every penny I have into this. If this doesn’t work, I’m through.’

Scot Glasberg, president-elected of the American Society of Plastic Surgeons blasted the stunt as ‘worse than unethical’ and ‘harmful to society’.

He told MailOnline that the operation appears to be legitimate and said: ‘This violates every ethical principle not just in surgery but in medicine as well.

‘We look to enhance the norm. This is not the norm.

‘Nothing speaks louder than the fact that the surgeon required the patient to sign a non-disclosure form.’

Reminiscent: Her new look is similar to that of the three-breasted prostitute in the 1990 film Total Recall

Reminiscent: Her new look is similar to that of the three-breasted prostitute in the 1990 film Total Recall

Disowned: Tridevil, who recently celebrated her 21st birthday, says she has been disowned by her mother

Disowned: Tridevil, who recently celebrated her 21st birthday, says she has been disowned by her mother

Mr Glasberg said the case will likely be reported to the national board of plastic surgeons and if the surgeon is tracked down they will likely have their license revoked.

‘I meet with patients twice before the operation to make sure they are doing it for the right reasons. 

‘These are not the right reasons, this is sensationalist and quite frankly horrible.’ 

Despite scheduling interviews, creating a fan page, and hiring a film crew, Tridevil insists her apparent surgery was not an attempt become famous.

‘I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men,’ she claims. ‘Because I don’t want to date anymore.’ 

The new look is reminiscent of the alluring three-breasted prostitute who parades around semi-topless in the 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger film Total Recall.

The bizarre character prompted one of the most famous movie quotes to date, as a man declares: ‘Baby, you make me wish I had three hands!’

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Hollow man
Hollow man
September 23, 2014 10:27 am

Lol FUBAR

Tommy
Tommy
September 23, 2014 10:47 am

Why not four?

Leobeer
Leobeer
September 23, 2014 10:51 am

Tommy,

One in each hand, the other in your mouth. How are you going to deal with the 4th ?

bb
bb
September 23, 2014 11:20 am

Leobeer , you are a pervert .How can you sink any lower. See what living in Thailand has done to you.No shame , no guilt , no morals and no class. Meanwhile you play lots of golf just like Obama.

CA
CA
September 23, 2014 11:27 am

Why not one on her forehead too!

GilbertS
GilbertS
September 23, 2014 11:43 am

EVERYONE! DON’T LOOK AT ME! I GOT A TRIPLE BOOB JOB BECAUSE I WANT TO TURN MEN OFF AND MAKE MYSELF UNACCEPTABLE IN PUBLIC LIFE. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T LOOK AT MY HIDEOUS FAKE BREASTS!

GilbertS
GilbertS
September 23, 2014 11:44 am

actually, I have one thought when I see her:
Eccentria Galumbits.

She is the living incarnation of the Tri-Breasted Whore of Eroticon IV. (thanks, Zaphod!)

bluestem
bluestem
September 23, 2014 11:45 am

Instead of ” Bread and Circuses”, it should be ” Prozac and Counseling!” John

Leobeer
Leobeer
September 23, 2014 11:57 am

bb,

I take personal attacks as a compliment. So thank you.

Stucky
Stucky
September 23, 2014 12:11 pm

They formed the new tittie from her abdomen? Abdomen titties! hahahah. That’s some funny shit right there.

You guys are too judgmental.

I suppose this is not the time to reveal that I am saving up for a second pecker. It’s all about prepping, baby. The only problem I’m having is deciding where to put it …. as the one that is currently there takes up so much damn space.

And, no, I’m not putting it on my forehead, so fuck you.

GilbertS
GilbertS
September 23, 2014 12:16 pm

Put it on your left or right fist, like Wolverine, but with a dong.

harry p.
harry p.
September 23, 2014 12:46 pm

Sorry guys, no third hand needed, its a hoax.

Thinker
Thinker
September 23, 2014 1:16 pm

Yet another thread where I’d be waiting for AWDs response…

Tommy
Tommy
September 23, 2014 1:41 pm

I have two dicks and a ‘three pair’ because I’m sick and tired of all the attention women give me.

Dutchman
Dutchman
September 23, 2014 2:59 pm

Double tit fuck.

bb
bb
September 23, 2014 3:17 pm

Leobeer ,not a personal attack just the truth. You told me you were living in Thailand I been trying to figure out what kind of pervert you are.You like golf and 3 titty women. Those are some good clues.Keep them coming.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
September 23, 2014 7:29 pm

Well, hell, why not just add some ‘back boobs’ and wow the Walmart shoppers into watching the Pentagon Breasted woman on MTV?

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
September 23, 2014 8:29 pm

Reminds me of a milk Cow we once had. Called her 3-t*t. Her favorite trick was kicking over the bucket you were trying to milk her in.

TRI TIT
TRI TIT
September 23, 2014 8:41 pm

I got Stucky’s man boobs beat.

BamBam
BamBam
September 24, 2014 9:56 am

Now, now. Let’s be fair. She may be about to have puppies!

TE
TE
September 24, 2014 1:21 pm

@BamBam says:

Now, now. Let’s be fair. She may be about to have puppies!

Damn it man!

Now I have the horrible image of Octomom with eight boobies stuck in my head.

Bad, bad, BamBam

Thinker
Thinker
September 24, 2014 1:53 pm

Woman Who Claimed To Have Surgery To Add Third Breast Exposed As Hoaxer

http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2014/09/23/woman-who-claimed-to-have-surgery-to-add-third-breast-exposed-as-hoaxer/