If we had test scores for people that walked into Walmart you would receive an incomplete just because I feel like a 0 out of 10 isn’t low enough.
My mind seriously can’t even comprehend the amount of hillbilly going on right now. Like, you are some straight up ol’ timey racist cartoon hillbilly come to life and I’m so happy that I saw this that I can’t even remember my own name.
True playas like to slap a little baby powder on dat ass so you know where to find what you’re looking for.
Unless you’ve got Simon and Theodore with you and they are about to perform, I don’t want to see your damn chipmunk in the store.
I can’t tell if you’re serious (mainly because your painted on face gives no expression) or if you are purposefully trying to recreate the Batman logo between your eyes.
Damn girl, you look like you’re trying to shove your head up Chewbacca’s ass.
Because America, that’s why! Get some!
Oh darlin’, your face pretty much sums up everyone’s feelings about this guy who is too old to be dressed like that but still thinks it’s ok because he is in shape. Judging by those all white sunglasses he clearly he thinks he is cool, but he just looks like a reject of that Gigolos show.
BOOM! Now those are some heavy duty, smother-you-to-death type of back boobies! You’ve got some back cleavage that makes like 65% of all front cleavages look tiny.
Ain’t no party like a Walmart party ’cause a Walmart party is actually quite sad and I want to get you some help.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
That be our very own Billy with the mullet, unless the guy in the motorized shopping cart is Billy. The dude is a chimera. Like Elvis, he is everywhere and nowhere all at once.
That looks like me with the bottle – except for the goatee, since those are only ok if your name is Lenin. I figure it’s ok to drink before the checkout line as long as I plan on paying for it.
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My balls on your Chen bullshits:
“That be our very own Billy with the mullet, unless the guy in the motorized shopping cart is Billy. The dude is a chimera. Like Elvis, he is everywhere and nowhere all at once.”
A chimera?
You are one pig-ignorant sumbitch, aren’t you? I can only assume that you mean a “chimera” is a shape-shifter. It’s not.
The Chimera was a female lion with three heads – lion, goat and dragon – that breathed fire. It didn’t change shape. Ever. It was also of Greek mythology. I’m not female and I’m not Greek.
The closest you’re going to get to a male shape-shifter in Germanic mythology, which is also shared by the Norse, is a Berserker. Literally, a were-bear. A warrior that can shape-shift into a bear. And I’m totally cool with that, since a bear is part of our family coat of arms. Even lived in a town called “Bernhausen” – “Home of the bear” – for a time…
But hey, you keep on bullshitting, My balls on your Chen… you’re winning! Right?
Hon
I think he was referring to deffernition number 2, which is as followd: 2 : an illusion or fabrication of the mind ;especially : an unrealizable dream
Billy, you are an embarrassment to all snaggle toothed retards the whole world over. If I twern’t so much in the ‘rode hard put up wet’ category I would start digging under all the overpasses around Memphis to find yer replacement.
I seriously doubt you – Balls on your Chen – meant a little known reference created by the 16th Century English poet John Donne…
You’ve used it before – intentionally – to mean “shape shifter” when talking smack about me. I know it. You know it. Now I call you on your fucking ignorance and misuse of the word, and in desperation, you backpedal and try to bullshit your way out of it…
Sorry. You lose.
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Chimera: 2. a thing that is hoped or wished for but in fact is illusory or impossible to achieve.
“the economic sovereignty you claim to defend is a chimera”
synonyms: illusion, fantasy, delusion, dream, daydream, pipe dream, figment of the/one’s imagination, castle in the air, mirage
“is this great love of hers merely a chimera?”
[figment of the imagination] hence the reference to Elvis…you dumbfuck
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I’m impressed, Billy, when did you graduate? Cum Laude? Wow, we have a real educated person on TBP. Did you get that at U of Phoenix?
billy calling someone out for back peddling, that is some funny shit right there….
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Here ya go, My balls on your Chen… for future reference…
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Step+on+your+dick\
Check out the brain on Billy: “I seriously doubt you – Balls on your Chen – meant a little known reference created by the 16th Century English poet John Donne… ”
Billy attempts the high falooting snooty dude approach. FAIL. This is the internet age, doofus, even a hillbilly can look up a word, no need to go to night school.
Dick Tionary Billy says: “When I read a word, it means exactly whut I think it means, all other meanings are invalid, obscure and obsolete.”
Hey My Balls on your Chen…
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Keep it up, Balls on your Chen! If you keep repeating it, folks just might believe it!
Yore a WINRAR!!11!
Stupid fucking greasy stank assed motherfucking Mexican… go back to raping children. It’s what you beanbag motherfuckers are good at…
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Billy can’t admit being wrong, he will just get louder and more insistent. That John Donne reference was a brilliant red herring argument. You really did major in Bullshit.
“Billy can’t admit being wrong, he will just get louder and more insistent. That John Donne reference was a brilliant red herring argument. You really did major in Bullshit. ”
Shut your fucking cock holster.
There isn’t a thread that goes by where you don’t use it as some bullshit excuse to bag on me. Fuck you, you REMF coward assed motherfucker..
Sitting there, flapping your taco muncher like your shit don’t stink… you’ve used that “Chimera” remark once too often. It DOES NOT MEAN what you thought it did.
I called you on it. Now you try to baffle everyone with bullshit and play it off.
Bullshit. You and I both know damn well you stepped on that micropenis of yours, but you continue to try and tapdance… I should have expected as much from some disingenuous Mexican fucking faggot…
I hope you drop fucking dead. Seriously. Just have a big old brain aneurism and bleed out in your skull… though a better fate would be you reduced to a fucking vegetative state (not much of a reach for you) for the rest of your pathetic life – having minimum wage niggers wipe your ass while you get bed sores and boils and your family ignores you while you slowly die…
Fuck me I hate you snide, sneering, self-righteous coward assed motherfuckers… even when caught red handed, stepping on your dick, you still refuse to admit you fucked up…
Have fun with those minimum wage niggers… I hope one of them ass rapes you and you get AIDS on top of the aneurism….
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Seriously Billy, knock it off. We can not keep up with your use of pictures, in lieu of intelligent debate.
Fuck me I hate you snide, sneering, self-righteous coward assed motherfuckers… even when caught red handed, stepping on your dick, you still refuse to admit you fucked up…
This coming from someone who called Stuck a word Nazi not too long ago. As they say, there is none so blind as one who cannot admit to being wrong, I gave you the definition earlier, now let’s look at a related word:
Definition of CHIMERICAL
1. existing only as the product of unchecked imagination : fantastically visionary or improbable
Your wrong you idiot. Your just being a hardheaded hillbilly.
Thanks for wishing me all that bad shit, you expose yourself for the murderous shit you are.
Give them hell boys , this is better then watching wrestling.
Gawd this is a funny comment thread. Chen vs Billy: This is better than the “Thrilla in Manilla”. I’m laughing too much. Must take my early morning nap now.
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Hon
I just noticed, but picture number one is Jr. He ain’t even had his reassignment surgery yet and to tell the truth, he looks very feminine and beautiful to me.
This Billy fellow, he isn’t very popular around here. Is he always this ignorant?
Sometimes, even more so!
1. I do believe that is a squirrel, not a chipmunk, but could be wrong.
2. The “motorized shopping cart” is either a Tankchair, or a TrackChair. Both are wheelchairs that allow the disabled to get back outdoors and go off the paved parking lot path. One was created by a guy for his wife, the other by a couple for their son. Both chairs are also popular with our wounded warriors.
Not to be mocked, in my humble opinion.
People are truly devolving before our very eyes.