NAKED GUN 2 1/4 – SECRET SERVICE – THE SMELL OF INCOMPETENCE

Via WSJ

White House Down

The stunning failure of the Secret Service is a new government nadir.

On a July night in 1976 a Washington taxi driver named Chester Plummer became the first person killed on the White House grounds. Wielding a length of pipe, Plummer refused to surrender after scaling the fence and was shot in the chest by a Secret Service officer on the north lawn. “That’s what guns are for,” as an old Gerald Ford hand reminded us the other day.

Whatever resolution the agents of the Secret Service used to call upon to protect the lives of the President and his family has apparently long since departed this once-elite corps. This month’s astonishing breach of the White House, supposedly one of the world’s most secure complexes, has exposed a culture of incompetence and duplicity. Government failures are legion, but rarely are they so dangerous.

The core mission of the Secret Service is to prevent an attack on the chief executive’s person and that includes defending the White House. Yet this crude intrusion would be implausible in an airport thriller. The guy waltzed in the front door.

Two weeks ago Omar Gonzales eluded the Secret Service’s perimeter cameras and a plainclothes surveillance detail, hopped the fence, and crossed 70 yards to the mansion before a rapid response team was deployed. He then entered without tripping an alarm or encountering a deadbolt on either the outer storm door or the interior ornamental historic door. Mr. Gonzales overpowered a female guard in the foyer and roamed through the ground floor before being tackled, eventually, to the East Room floor.

Had Mr. Gonzales hung a left and ran up a flight of stairs, he might have penetrated President Obama’s private living quarters. He was armed with a serrated Spyderco knife though he could have easily been carrying a small arsenal or wearing a suicide vest. The only other lucky break the service (and the nation) caught was that Mr. Obama and his daughters had departed via helicopter only moments before.

Mr. Gonzales was not on the Secret Service radar though two months ago Virginia police found a sawed-off shotgun, 800 rounds of ammunition, a machete and a map with the White House circled in his car. Nor after he was found lurking with a hatchet along the south fence.

These details leaked over the weekend. The Secret Service originally blamed the inadequacy of the 49-year-old fence and added in a statement that Mr. Gonzalez “was physically apprehended after entering the White House North Portico doors.” This is technically true in the sense that the British Redcoats who captured the White House in 1814, ransacked the silver and set the building on fire also came in through doors.

Secret Service director Julia Pierson had no explanation for such dissembling at a House hearing on Tuesday, much less for the cascade of failures before and after the crisis. “It’s clear that our security plan was not properly executed,” she said, in what would be the understatement of the decade if there weren’t so many other instances in which this Administration has tried to justify its incompetence.

Ms. Pierson lamented “the difficulty in trying to operate a critical federal agency in times of fiscal constraint,” but the truth is that the Secret Service budget of $1.7 billion for 2014 has doubled in real terms since 1998. In the four decades since the Ford Presidency, the U.S. has invested billions of dollars (the totals are classified) in fortifying the White House and Old Executive Office Building, and Pennsylvania Avenue has been closed to traffic in front of the White House for half as long. Yet the Secret Service was no more prepared for this most unsophisticated of infiltrators than for the 16 other people who have come over the fence in the last five years.

The larger danger is that these embarrassments advertise security vulnerabilities in Vegas-strip neon. The more they happen, the more likely more dangerous individuals or organizations will try again, and a team with tactical training or advanced weapons could do great damage against an evidently hapless Naked Gun 2½ patrol.

On Monday the Administration expressed “full confidence” in Ms. Pierson, and perhaps even a threat to Mr. Obama’s personal safety is not enough to disabuse his excessive faith in government. Yet she got the job in March 2013 after her predecessor was canned when agents engaged the less-than-secret services of Cartagena hookers while doing advance work for a Presidential visit to Colombia.

The latest episode marks a new nadir in the decline of government, and the start of rebuilding professionalism is accountability. That should include firing Ms. Pierson and anyone else who lies to the public. The Secret Service also ought to respond to White House invaders with lethal force. The next Omar Gonzales or Chester Plummer may be a terrorist strapped to a bomb.

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Stucky
Stucky
October 1, 2014 2:21 pm

I am 100% IN FAVOR OF hiring the most INCOMPETENT Secret Service agents possible.

card802
card802
October 1, 2014 2:27 pm

This is called karma.

obama doesn’t give a whit about those in his service, so they don’t give a whit about him.

Oh wait, it’s raaccist ain’t it? Still waiting for that accusation……..

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
October 1, 2014 2:37 pm

It’s not that Julia Pierson is incompetent. It’s that she’s not incompetent enough. She has to go.

bb
bb
October 1, 2014 2:47 pm

Affirmative Action at its best.Just think the government is full of incompetent people like her for no other reason then skin color or gender. Reverse racism and sexism in all its glory

Persnickety
Persnickety
October 1, 2014 2:52 pm

Looks like the SS is protecting him with a zeal that truly reflects their opinion of his character and importance.

I could also go with “karma”.

Olga
Olga
October 1, 2014 3:01 pm

Strategic incompetence?

donna
donna
October 1, 2014 3:16 pm

I read George Bush asked his s service personnel how the family was,made sure they got a hot meal on a cold night.Knew their first names. Read the opposite with radical Obama and Sasquatch

Stucky
Stucky
October 1, 2014 3:36 pm

Julia Pierson
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If only the fence-jumper could have hidden in her hair, or chin, … he would have gotten away with it.

card802
card802
October 1, 2014 4:13 pm

My sister in law bears a striking resemblance to Julia wookie.

Lysander
Lysander
October 1, 2014 6:28 pm

Maybe the SS are a little gun shy after blowing away that unarmed female dental hygienist from CT last October.

Or maybe they don’t give a damn.

Desertrat
Desertrat
October 1, 2014 6:53 pm

If some doofus killed Obama, we’d be stuck with Biden! Scary thought!

From the standpoint of “the good of the nation”, who as been appointed in these last six years who has been competent? None that I know of.

Rise Up
Rise Up
October 1, 2014 7:02 pm

This was potentially a bigger breach (at the CDC in Atlanta), just days before the “jumper”:

“An armed private security guard rode in an elevator with President Obama when he visited the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta on Sept. 16, violating Secret Service protocols that only agents and officers for the agency should carry a gun around the president, according to law enforcement officials.”

You can just imagine the conspiracy theories had that guard pulled his gun and killed Obummer…

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/01/us/armed-man-boarded-elevator-with-obama-official-reports.html

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
October 1, 2014 7:31 pm

Breaking News! Julia Pierson has resigned.

Chen
Chen
October 1, 2014 9:43 pm

donna says:

I read George Bush asked his s service personnel how the family was,made sure they got a hot meal on a cold night.Knew their first names. Read the opposite with radical Obama and Sasquatch

C’mon, why do they always find a saint in the past? they guy didn’t get reelected so he can’t have been as popular as you make him out to be. he was covering his own behind in that respect. heard LBJ asked the SS guys to fetch his dogs out of the rain, they opened the door and threw the wet onto his bed. notice the SS guys shoved Reagan into the car? they did not stand between him and any shooter. a chief exec is just that. the SS guys do as best a job as they can get away with, and cutting off their supply of poontang will not make them the most enthusiastic of human shields. please, miss Donna, get real.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
October 1, 2014 11:27 pm

Of course the next director will implement a plan that costs 10 billion dollars to correct the previous ones inability to execute the plan. Obama needs a new 777.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
October 1, 2014 11:29 pm

But then again I have a feeling the 535 members of the Hill of Fools club were not worried about the outgoing ovaduct.

Chen
Chen
October 1, 2014 11:57 pm

when the pat answers get the most thumbs up, I know I’m onto something, what Olga said, these guys will stand down until the old lady quits whacking their peepees.

mabuk
mabuk
October 2, 2014 12:18 am

Meanwhile in Uruguay:

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mabuk
mabuk
October 2, 2014 12:19 am

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TE
TE
October 2, 2014 6:45 pm

@Chen, dude, Bush was too re-elected. Once, which is all they get unless they declare a national emergency. Which, btw, Bush enacted THAT executive bullshit too.

I read that the SS really hated Hillary. I mean, 100% filled with dislike, hated her. Guess she is nothing but a raring bitch in person.

I wonder what is going to happen to the SS should be elected? Will all the old guard retire, knowing what is coming, leaving her with a very inexperienced and young SS staff?

Is this what is happening to O, is after 6 years of the O’s, are they developing distaste which is manifesting in their job duties? Or do they hate the above woman whom was brought in to “get them in line” following the revelations that men stationed for days in other countries follow the 50-mile rule AND our civil-paid-for-life-servants are cheap bastards whom would try and screw over a girl just trying to survive?

The amusement on this is never ending. Fun, fun, stuff.

We must be the laughing stock of the world. Us people in near lockdown while our overlord’s protectors check out.

Funny, funny, stuff.