WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Ebola is in the country! Everyone freak the f*ck out right now!!!! Oh wait, you’re at Walmart. Pfftt, trust me there have been stronger and deadlier diseases infesting that place for a lot longer that haven’t killed you yet.

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You ever wake up the next day, roll over, look at the person next to you and go “Holy mother of mercy, what did I do last night?”

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Whenever the word heaven is in my mind I cant help but think of this song in The Green Mile and that makes me smile….until now. You’ve officially ruined heaven for me. Congrats, that is a ginormous asshole move you’ve managed to pull off and I hate you for it.

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“Police said Kimberly Pankratius was booked after allegedly trying to hit another driver who had just taken an open parking spot she was waiting for at a south Lincoln Walmart.

Officers said the 36-year-old yelled at the couple and grazed the other woman’s right arm with her PT Cruiser, breaking its side mirror.

Pankratius faces counts of second-degree assault and use of a weapon to commit a felony.”

Looks like that holiday shopping anger has started a bit early. Although I’ve tried parking at a packed Walmart so I kinda understand her frustration level. Kinda.

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I guess you can call her Pink Floyd cause I can see her dark side of the moon…ehhh ohhh! Put it on the board!

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I wonder if that’s the naked baby from the Nirvana album cover all grown up

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When I was told I was going to get the chance to be with two chicks in their lingerie this is not what I had in mind.

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At what point does it stop being “sagging” and just hits the point of not wearing pants? I submit that this has gone past that point.

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Rawr! Someone is feeling a bit feisty today!

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You look like someone who has had a rough morning chalk full of Four Lokos, a few packs of smokes, some Insane Clown Posse & too much baby momma drama.

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Just an FYI, you do realize they put choking hazard labels on the smallest pieces that come with the product right?

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That looks like a perfect outfit for someone to power-walk in….that’s not a compliment.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran

If I ever move to Florida, I’m definitely going for that power walker’s look. He looks pretty fit, like he hardly eats other people’s faces off at all.

El Coyote
El Coyote

There’s a reason booty I usually covered up, it makes you feel like a tard looking at it.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill

I usually hum ‘I’m being followed a moonshadow, moonshadow, moonshadow’ when entering Wally Warped.

El Coyote
El Coyote

It’s a Wally World

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