ARE YOU A GLOBAL COOLING DENIER?

The normal temperature in Philly on this date is 56 degrees. It’s currently 23 degrees, going to a high of 29 degrees. The low tonight will be 18 degrees. I froze my balls off walking to my office this morning. When oh when will I ever reap the benefits of global warming? Could one of you global warming numbskulls please let me know when Philly winters will become warmer?

For fuck sake, how could it be below freezing in Hawaii?

I guess I’ll have to wait for Time Magazine to be wrong again.

I’m still waiting for all those hurricanes created by global warming.

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Sensetti
Sensetti
November 18, 2014 9:15 am

Fuck Dimocrats and their Climate Change Bullshit, idiots one and all. Don’t hear much out of Al ‘Global Warming’ Gore anymore do ya.

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IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
November 18, 2014 9:22 am

It routinely gets below freezing in HI.

It’s been down right nippley around here. It was down to 7 above day before yesterday and currently it’s 12. I just came in from laying on the frozen Earth watching the Leonid Meteor Shower.

TC
TC
November 18, 2014 9:36 am

If we get to our projected low tonight, it will break a record last set in 1903! Fuckin’ cold!

Golden Oxen
Golden Oxen
November 18, 2014 9:50 am

@
Sensetti, that Al Gore is one lefty work of art for sure. An ultra lump of shit.

I remember a tell all secret service show on Coast to Coast years ago. The ex secret Service guy said Gore talked to them like they were pure swill. When going somewhere with his kids he made a remark that stuck with me. “Do You Want to Grow Up and Be Like Them When Your Older” he scoffed at them when departing for a vacation. He was telling the kid’s to keep up with their homework, as I guess the scuzz ball had pulled them out of school for a week or two to go on vacation.

Another Liberal multi milionaire whose shit doesn’t smell and views us as as swine.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
November 18, 2014 10:09 am

I’m a warming skeptic, but the most satisfying response to warmists is not to argue about whether global warming is true, but to just tell them “who fucking cares?” They have no answer to that one. It literally leaves them sputtering. You can top it off with “I always hated the fucking Maldives.”

Stucky
Stucky
November 18, 2014 10:46 am

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yahsure
yahsure
November 18, 2014 10:47 am

You just don’t understand. Global warming is what causes it to be colder during the winter.
The hotter it gets the colder it gets. People just are so uneducated. That’s why we have these smart people in Washington. Otherwise we would be screwed.
So fight global warming so we don’t all freeze to death.

Stucky
Stucky
November 18, 2014 10:52 am

GW logic

— is WARM where you live? There ya go …. GW PROOF!!
— is COLD where you live? There ya go …. GW PROOF!!

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MarsPleaseAttack
MarsPleaseAttack
November 18, 2014 11:55 am

Praying for sunspots to reverse 300 years of carbon dumping into the air is a fool’s pursuit. And juxtapositioning covers of Time magazine (a worthless rag on the level of People) won’t change that. The planet is headed back to gators on the north coast of Canada whether you believe it or not.

I can say that with certainty because it happened before, just as “climate change deniers” can say the world will freeze over again. Both “sides” are right, and both bury the lead: neither extreme is going to support 500 million humans, let alone 7.3 billion..

The last 10K years have been lucky for god’s favorite entropy agent, but it’s our turn now. And to all the survivalists planning on riding it out in their refitted missile silos, check out Dr. Strangelove for how funny (and psychotic) your denial of the harsh reality is.

Mein fuhrer, I can walk indeed.

Mark H
Mark H
November 18, 2014 12:01 pm

For more than 10 years the global warming camp have been warning we will experience more extreme weather events – i.e. more of them and they will be more extreme when they happen. That means worse droughts, worse storms, hotter heatwaves, colder freezing spells, bigger floods, etc. Global warming means a small rise in the AVERAGE GLOBAL temperature, but that translates into a lot more weather energy – in all its forms – hot and cold.

Ask yourself whether we are seeing more extreme events and then decide. For me the jury is still out, but looking at a relatively small cold weather event as proof there is no global warming is a bit like watching the S&P continuing ever upwards and thinking there are no problems in the economy.

card802
card802
November 18, 2014 12:58 pm

Seen above a bathroom urinal:

“Settled science: when all the models based on a hypothesis generate predictions consistent with the hypothesis.”

John
John
November 18, 2014 12:58 pm

Global cooling denier. I love it!! Keep up the good work, I mean really, with like 50%+ of the lower 48 covered in snow, it is obvious…IT MUST BE GLOBAL WARMING!!!

B
B
November 18, 2014 1:15 pm

That Global Warming stuff is pure B.S., I don’t care what 95% of the climate experts say. Rush Limbaugh knows more than all of them put together!

Billy
Billy
November 18, 2014 3:17 pm

Jeebus… who the fuck is this Mars dickhead? Did someone leave the goddamned door open again?

Just a couple days ago, Admin posted a graph that showed huge temp increases during Rome’s high point 2000 years ago, and again right before the “Little Ice Age” hit back around the year 1300…. both of which were orders of magnitude greater than anything even remotely recent and way before “300 years of dumping carbon into the atmosphere, blah, fucking blah… “.

Which is why the “Climate Change” dickheads don’t like seeing the whole graph – just their little snippet that shows what they want it to…

Just another flavor of Marxism, only this time, applied to climate by a bunch of anti-human, anti-industry knob slobberers… or would that be “Slobber-er-ers?”… whatever, they suck dick…

– The Earth’s climate has been changing since Day 1. Sometimes we know why, most times not.

– The “climate change” fags attribute any change whatsoever – especially warming – to the efforts of a particular species of hairless ape who only recently climbed out of the trees. Yet they have zero proof to back this up. In fact, just the opposite is true – that “scientists” have been caught fucking with the data to reflect their hypothesis – even going so far as to rewrite the data going back decades… naughty, naughty…

– If it’s ass-freezing cold, then it’s the result of “global warming”, because in Bizarro World, anything is possible.

– If anyone dares question their dogma (which is what a belief system sans proof is), they get downright testy… even going so far as to suggest we should be imprisoned or put to death…

Here, we can see Professor Bob Carter literally kick the global warming fags right square in the fuck!

(You guys need to watch the whole series…. I love this guy!!)

Part 1 of 4.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
November 18, 2014 4:04 pm

Climate isn’t weather. There, fixed it for ‘ya!

TPC
TPC
November 18, 2014 4:58 pm

There is no correlation between carbon dioxide levels and the Earth’s temperature. There is a 50 year stretch where CO2 levels and temperature both rose in a linear fashion, however there has been a 17 year pause in global temperature gains, whereas CO2 release continues at breakneck speeds.

I believe the Earth seems to be entering a warm phase (not a cold one), however I’m not buying that carbon dioxide is a culprit.

Climate and environmental concerns have completely lost all scientific credibility these past 20 years and have basically become cults.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
November 18, 2014 5:21 pm

I think Al Gore is picturing his future in Hell and is so deluded that he believes changing things on Earth will change the other.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
November 19, 2014 8:52 am

Hey admin, that top picture is exactly what our front door looked like when we opened it during the late 70’s in MT. Only difference is that we had a screen door that opened out so us kids had to punch the screen out and tunnel out of the house. Quite often there were no cars visible at all once you got outside. They were all buried.

ThePessimisticChemist
ThePessimisticChemist
November 19, 2014 9:07 am

Slight tangent, I miss tunneling in the snow.

Golden Oxen
Golden Oxen
November 19, 2014 6:46 pm

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Golden Oxen
Golden Oxen
November 19, 2014 6:47 pm

Rachel Miller drives her dogs Aja and Ivan in Kalamazoo, Mich. A November snow storm has dumped as much as a foot of snow in the area. Mark Bugnaski/Kalamazoo Gazette/AP

Haze
Haze
January 29, 2015 11:54 pm

I’m from Philadelphia and for the last 10 years I have grown my tomatoes up till December moron. lol