FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE DAY: CHARLIE’S GETTING MARRIED

Here’s a story to warm the cockles of your heart. Misunderstood 80 year old mass murderer Charlie Manson has found true love with a hot 26 year old nutjob. They met on the dating website eMassMurderer.com. Look how happy Charlie is. I really think this marriage is going to last. At least until he gets done chopping her into 150 pieces.

 

They’ve hired a wedding planner and invited all their closest felons, murderers, rapists, and child molesters to the nuptials. Their first dance as newlyweds will be to Helter Skelter by the Beatles. I understand they’ve asked Roman Polanski to come back to the United States to officiate the wedding. This story has renewed my faith in humanity. I’m sure you will join me in extending congratulations to Charlie and Star.  

Charles Manson obtains marriage license

The 80-year-old mass murderer would be allowed to wed in prison a 26-year-old woman who visits him and maintains several websites advocating for his innocence

Convicted mass murderer Charles Manson
Notorious mass murderer Charles Manson, 80, has been granted a marriage license and would be allowed to wed in prison, a spokeswoman for the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation said Monday. Photograph: Handout/Reuters

Mass murderer Charles Manson has gotten a license to marry a 26-year-old woman who visits him in prison.

The marriage license obtained Monday by the Associated Press was issued 7 November for the 80-year-old Manson and Afton Elaine Burton, who left her Midwestern home nine years ago and moved to Corcoran, California, the site of the prison, to be near Manson. She maintains several websites advocating for Manson’s innocence.

The license does not specify a wedding date and indicates the couple has 90 days to get married or they will have to reapply.

Burton, who goes by the name “Star”, told the AP that she and Manson will be married next month.

“Y’all can know that it’s true,” she said. “It’s going to happen.”

“I love him,” she added. “I’m with him. There’s all kinds of things.”

Burton gave an interview a year ago to Rolling Stone magazine in which she said she and Manson planned to marry. But Manson, who became notorious in 1969 as the leader of a roving “family” of young killers, was less certain about tying the knot.

“That’s a bunch of garbage,” Manson said in the December 2013 interview. “That’s trash. We’re playing that for public consumption.”

Asked Monday about those comments, Burton said, “None of that’s true,” adding that they’re waiting for the prison to complete their paperwork.

California Department of Corrections spokeswoman Terry Thornton confirmed to the AP that the license had been transmitted to the prison.

Thornton said each California prison designates an employee to be a marriage coordinator who processes paperwork for an inmate’s request to be wed. In most cases, she said, the department of corrections approves of such weddings as “a tool of family reunification and social development”. But Manson is a unique case.

Burton said the wedding might have happened earlier if Manson did not have “some situations” at the prison.

Thornton explained that in February, Manson had three violations for possession of a weapon, threatening staff and refusal to provide a urine sample.

Burton said the prison holds marriages on the first Saturday of each month. She expects to be married in an inmate visiting room at the prison.

Thornton confirmed that Manson can have a wedding at the prison and invite an officiate from outside the prison to perform the ceremony.

He and his prospective spouse also would be allowed to invite 10 guests who are not inmates.

However, as a life prisoner with no parole date, he is not entitled to family visits, a euphemism for conjugal visits.

Why marry Manson under those conditions? Burton said it would allow her to get information not available to non-relatives.

“There’s certain things next of kin can do,” she said.

She said she believes Manson is innocent and will get a new trial.

Manson has been incarcerated since 1969 in the infamous Tate-LaBianca murders. He was a habitual criminal before that and spent most of his life in prison.

He and two women followers, Leslie Van Houten and Patricia Krenwinkel, remain imprisoned. Another follower, Susan Atkins, died of cancer behind bars.

They were convicted in the gruesome killings of actress Sharon Tate and four others at her estate on 9 August 1969, and grocers Leno and Rosemary LaBianca who were killed the following night.

Manson would not be eligible for parole until 2027.

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bluestem
bluestem
November 18, 2014 11:47 am

No Onion? That gal really better be careful inside or outside of prison. John

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
November 18, 2014 12:20 pm

I didn’t think Manson was crazy enough to get married.

bb
bb
November 18, 2014 12:31 pm

Charlie looks in pretty good shape to be 80 years old.I wonder if she will be allowed to spend nights at the maximum security prison.

bb
bb
November 18, 2014 12:38 pm

I bet they are allowed a way around the no family visits. Will make great headlines in the papers. Charlie out smarts the man.

SSS
SSS
November 18, 2014 12:47 pm

Does Manson’s fiancé look familiar to you? Guess who this is.

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SSS
SSS
November 18, 2014 12:48 pm

Damnit, Admin. I had a nice little puzzle I just posted, and you go and fuck it up.

Thinker
Thinker
November 18, 2014 12:53 pm

That was my first thought, too — this nutjob is even trying to look like Manson’s girls from the day.

Here’s another photo of Van Houten where she looks even more similar to today’s nutjob.

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Stucky
Stucky
November 18, 2014 1:07 pm

Her name is “Afton”? LMFAO. There’s your first clue that she’s fucked in the head. I mean, if you name your kid “Jeebs” … you pretty much determined the kid’s future … as a butler. Her parents fucked up her life right from the get go.

“However, as a life prisoner with no parole date, he is not entitled to family visits, a euphemism for conjugal visits.” ———– article

Awwwww. Ya mean he can’t fuck THIS?? (yes, actual picture of Afton)
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SSS
SSS
November 18, 2014 1:09 pm

Thinker is correct. The pic I posted is Leslie Van Houten, serving life as one of Manson’s tribal murderers. My pic is better than Thinker’s. Heh.

Thinker
Thinker
November 18, 2014 1:31 pm

Didn’t realize it was a contest, SSS. (grin) Just pointing out how much they look alike.

But give yourself a rousing pat on the back, just the same. Where’s the applause gif?

Thinker
Thinker
November 18, 2014 1:38 pm

This might appeal more to SSS:

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ASIG
ASIG
November 18, 2014 4:16 pm

Just imagine the quality of kids those two could produce.

llpoh
llpoh
November 18, 2014 8:13 pm

Asig – you mean Thinker and SSS? (shudder….!)

Chicago999444
Chicago999444
November 19, 2014 12:11 pm

Women like this- who are compellingly attracted to serial killers and other vicious criminals- would make an interesting study. One reads stuff like this and think What the fuck is WRONG with this woman?

This is an area of psychology that has never been adequately addressed. If I were that girl’s mom, I’d want to shoot myself. I mean, a lot of young women are attracted to “bad boys” who seem like heroes to them because they flout the laws and strictures of “conventional” society, and seem, to an inexperienced young woman with milquetoast conformist parents and who grew up in some White Bread suburb, to be brave non-conformists battling a corrupt, senescent society.

But a murderer? Or rapist?

Stucky
Stucky
November 19, 2014 12:40 pm

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The author of the above book states that the the common denominator of ALL the women was that they all had a background of troubled relationships, from childhood or with partners. And these women enter into these psycho-relationships for more or less the same reason anybody enters a relationship …. to get their needs met.” Nurturing these psychopaths is the only thing that gives them purpose.

Hybristophilia, known as Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome in popular culture, is the official term given to jail romances.

I believe this woman is a psychopath. Psychopaths do not feel emotions. Psychopaths have no emotional response and don’t even understand them. Psychopaths never fall in love. Psychopaths do understand games and manipulation. That’s what this “marriage” is all about.

Stucky
Stucky
November 19, 2014 12:44 pm

“Women Who Love Men Who Kill”

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SSS
SSS
November 19, 2014 6:13 pm

It is a confirmed FACT that members of the Manson family were very heavy drug users, to include LSD, peyote, meth and – Ta Dah!!!! – marijuana.

Do any of you pro-drug legalization geniuses on this site have a plausible explanation for how this horrific killing spree occurred that totally EXCLUDES the drug factor? Well, do you, punks? I’m waiting for your wisdom.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
November 19, 2014 7:52 pm

How can you call that a family?

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
November 19, 2014 7:53 pm

Gee., SupSecSqrl

You think these people were not fucked up before they discovered pot?

Sensetti
Sensetti
November 19, 2014 8:46 pm

I bet Charlie was cray cray from birth.

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Stucky
Stucky
November 19, 2014 9:43 pm

Charles Manson’s favorite ice cream flavor is Cherry Garcia. (Really … look it up).

Soooo, super spy …. do you have a plausible explanation for how this horrific killing spree occurred that totally EXCLUDES ice cream?? Well, do you, punk?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
November 19, 2014 11:22 pm

Best comment I saw online for this story:

“For those interested, I believe they are registered at Walmart.”

Elpidio Corona - Douche
Elpidio Corona - Douche
November 19, 2014 11:48 pm

I was going to guess Jodi Arias.

Is this serial killer week? We had homophobic homos on the last article.

SSS
SSS
November 20, 2014 1:16 am

Ha.

No serious answer thus far to my question ,,,,,,, “Do any of you pro-drug legalization geniuses on this site have a plausible explanation for how this horrific killing spree occurred that totally EXCLUDES the drug factor?”

Stucky embarrasses himself with his cynical ice cream response. Anyone else want to try?

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