FERGUSON VERDICT REACTION IN GUN COUNTRY

Email from Jack M describing his evening at the bar last night. He is a sarcastic SOB:

Mike please don’t brother me tonight

The Ferguson verdict has depressed me … I feel like … I don’t know …. Robbing a liquor store

I was at my drinking club tonight … It was a prison guard, the local masons (they always try to recruit me ) and a dude and his girlfriend came in.

So I went there to get our (me and my brother’s) 2015 membership cards that I paid for last week.

Had a few since I was there and went like 3 miles today exercising.

So the girl says – can you turn on a news station .. The Ferguson decision is coming down.

Historically tonight — there are TWO Monday night football games. It has NEVER happened before …Cause Buffalo got SNOWED out … SO MASSIVE BETTING.

So EVERYBODY in the bar has bet the parley. You have to pick which TWO teams will win TONIGHT.

So basically it was “are you f-ing kidding me?”

She said, “aren’t you guys afraid of going home if they don’t indict ???”

Everybody – “NO!!!”

She stupidly said “well, I hope you all have Guns … Cause you MAY need them” (like with authority).

Her boyfriend put his head in his hands … And of course I had to break the ice and said, “you KNOW you’re in Western Pennsylvania right ?” and EVERYBODY laughed.

She said, “what does THAT have anything to do with it?”

Another guy I went to high school said, “honey there are only TWO people in this bar who MIGHT not have a gun on them.”

She said, “are you KIDDING ME???”

Her boyfriend said, “let’s go”.

She was protesting as he dragged her out

We took a vote – anyone NOT carrying had to raise their hand.

… No one did

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b b
b b
November 25, 2014 4:48 pm

I always carry a gun .On my body , car or truck. My guns are never far away. You never know when you will need one .So far I haven’t.

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
November 25, 2014 4:54 pm

Well, there goes my TBP virginity about posting.

I didn’t even get kissed!

llpoh
llpoh
November 25, 2014 5:19 pm

Hope gives it up without needing to be kissed.

Damn, what a gal. If you aren’t married, you can get lots of offers with an agreeable attitude like that!

Billy
Billy
November 25, 2014 8:51 pm

Saw some copfuk doosh on TV blathering about Ferguson…

Captain Dooshnozzle said “Violence will not solve anything.”

Au contraire, Captain Dooshnozzle. Violence is the gold standard. Actually, it’s better than gold.

The reason why the “protestors” ran wild, looting businesses, flipping cars and burning down sundry other things is because the “authoritah’s” removed the threat of violence…

If they knew that if they smashed their way into a liquor store with a softball bat, grabbed some Hennessy, then set fire to the building on the way out, that they would be shot (not “could” or “might”)… well, there would have been much less looting, burning, etc, last night…

Violence, and the threat of violence, keeps order. Not words.

Jedi Master Donovan tells it better than I ever could…

http://www.jack-donovan.com/axis/2011/03/violence-is-golden/

johnwaxman
johnwaxman
November 25, 2014 8:55 pm

No one told him when to run, he missed the starting gun, but it didnt miss him…bwahahaha

ASIG
ASIG
November 25, 2014 9:08 pm

Or just run um over.

johnwaxman
johnwaxman
November 26, 2014 8:13 am

Didnt even get a ticket, so go protest that

overthecliff
overthecliff
November 26, 2014 8:41 am

Smart guy! Didn’t want to be a Reginald Denny look alike. Better to be judged by 6 than stomped to death by 100.