WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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That face I’ll be making today around 5 pm after hammering down approximately 72 pounds of turkey and all the fixings! Happy Thanksgiving!

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With Thanksgiving upon us I thought we could play a new game – pregnant or smuggling a turkey?

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People going crazy at Walmart is the usual. People going crazy on Black Friday is the usual. People going crazy at Walmart on Black Friday is a vicious concoction that will leave us all amazed. Make sure you’ve got your camera game on lock down Thursday Night into Friday!

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Looking like she is stealing 2 Butterball turkeys for Thanksgiving…

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The dreaded Black Friday nightmare is approaching so don’t forget to bust out that new camera you spent 17 hours in line to save $50 on and snap some great pics of the chaos for everyone to see!

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So apparently the story here is that this little guy walked right into the store and the police tazed him to death (after not being able to remove him I assume). So, I’d just like to go ahead and thank them for ruining the hopes and dreams of every little kid in that store who probably thought Rudolph just got murdered.

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Meet Hank Hogan, Hulk’s younger and less successful brother who always chased the glory but never seemed to make it.

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These two brothers are looking like The Angry Beavers came to life in human form.

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You think you look fabulous, but I think you look like one of those grids they lay down to show the change in elevation on a topographic map.

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Billy
Billy
November 29, 2014 11:18 am

This is precisely why I don’t go shopping hardly anymore…

The only thing that drives me/us out of the Doomstead is food, fuel and maybe the occasional bottle of bourbon for the stash… or moar bullets…

Like today. Plans today are:

– Drive over to the National Cemetery to visit Pap-pap. (I really miss him… )
– Swing by a “prepper” shop I know about. They sell stuff like ammo cans, water filtration, mylar bags and food grade 5 gallon buckets, etc…
– Maybe get some eats… maybe.
– Drive home.

Notice, except for the “prepper” shop, we are avoiding any of the Big Box stores, Nig-mart, etc… anyplace that will or could possibly draw swarms of “Yoofs” or mouthbreathing troglodytes…

I’m still going to take the HeroCam. Couple 4 months ago, I bought a HeroCam 3+… the intent was to clamp the cam to the barrel of one of my shotguns and film myself blasting critters and pests, as well as get gun-camera footage of this year’s deer hunting season… mostly to torque bb out of shape, because he’s all tree-huggy and once busted on me for blasting Starlings for shitting all over our porch/house/yard/vehicles…

Still… the HeroCam 3+ (only surpassed by the HeroCam 4) is one badassed little camera. You guys would not believe the resolution on the video… with one tiny 32 Gig chip, I can take over 14,000 pictures, or over 4 continuous hours of hi-res video!

If you’re looking for a cool little gizmo that’s loads of fun, get a HeroCam. It’s worth it.

My advice is to get a HeroCam 3+ or a HeroCam 4, plus the touch-screen back as an add-on. The original display is downright tiny, and it’s not backlit, so you’ll play merry Hell trying to figure out the settings. With the touchscreen back, the setup takes only a few seconds.

And use either a 32Gig or 64 Gig chip. It’s worth it. And a car charger. Trust me, you will love this little camera.

El Coyote
El Coyote
November 29, 2014 6:12 pm

Top pic: EC is guilty of doing this at the mall. How embarrassing, good thing I don’t care