WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

 Lots of ass crack and shit stains this week.

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Well at some point deep down we all knew this day would come when sagging literally and figuratively hit an all time low. Can’t argue with fashion trends I suppose so “Who Wears it Better?”

156

Lady, you can’t just be walking around with your old bottom biscuits just hanging out. You she be in clothes that wouldn’t show your ass even if you were hanging upside down!

152

What? That’s an outrageous accusation and I’m offended…My Italian mother is extremely loud.

150

Being a Juggalette is lonely, even in public. Mainly because you have your face painted like a devil clown, but for many many other reasons as well.

151

Looks like this guy has got too much coal in his stocking….AmIRightorAmIRight?

148

Well that seems uncalled for. I happen to like my shit and you’re very rude.

145

I feel like at your age it’s useless to even have someone sit you down and explain the purpose of pants. Just keep doing you and we’ll keep taking pictures of you doing you.

147

Guess what? Dogs can have ugly sweaters too. Not their fault though, look at who they have as an example. Anyway, you can get in on this ugly sweater trend and win a free ugly Christmas sweater from our friends at Shirts.com, the BEST funny tee shirts on the web, with the best caption left in our comments section or on our Facebook page!

146

You’re really trying to test the boundaries of our freedom aren’t you?

144

How many times do I have to say that the only pig I want to see in Walmart should be wrapped up by Oscar Mayer waiting for me to buy in the meat section?!?!

141

Christmas is only 16 days away…although if this demon beast thing is in any way associated with Christmas I’m not sure I’ll be partaking in any festivities this year.

143

Does the weight of her hair get factored into her BMI? If so she is probably considered severely obese because that hair looks like it weighs 140 lbs.

142

Sharts happen. It’s a fact of life. That’s my PSA for the day. Feel free to use that quote on your tombstone or something, just make sure you cite me.

138

Woa! Baby on board. And by on board I mean on wood, which is what the bar is made out of that she is bellied up to drinking pounders of PBR.

137

If you want to dress like that, fine go ahead. However, if you choose to dress like a survivalist in the woods I’m gonna treat you like one and not let you buy anything from Walmart. You have to live off the land my friend. You don’t get to wear that outfit and also buy Charmin Wet Wipes so your butt is nice and moisturized while being cleaned.

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Funniest caption/comment either posted below or on the People of Walmart Facebook page will win an ugly Christmas sweater of your choosing at http://www.shirts.com/ugly-sweaters.html. Entry must be in by midnight EST tonight. Good luck and be funny minions.

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Hollow man

The last picture is is uh uh. Well I I just can’t put into words. Hope she has a very wet particle filled fart. Then looks in the mirrored to see it. Then just maybe she will stop doing that.

indialantic
indialantic

Whatever Walmart employees are paid, you could triple it IMO and it wouldn’t be nearly enough.

IndenturedServant

T4C, she is a regular on PoWM.

IndenturedServant

Think about it for a minute……….If you were one of TPTB and you saw the PoWM posts, wouldn’t you want to do heinous shit to all the sheople and profit from it? I mean why not? If they (the sheople), are willing to do this shit to themselves, they shouldn’t mind a little fleecing. Just imagine how much more fucked up the sheople would be if they were allowed to keep ALL the fruits of their labor!

The most reasonable PoWM this week was the mountain man. He looked comparatively normal.

DaveL
DaveL

” I see a bad moon rising…..”

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