Guest Post by Andy Borowitz
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an appearance on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” on Sunday, former Vice-President Dick Cheney told host Chuck Todd that he was “sick and tired of Americans being ashamed of our beautiful legacy of torture” and that he was organizing the first “National Torture-Pride March” to take place in Washington in January.
“This is a chance for all of us torturers to say, ‘Look at us, this is who we are,’” Cheney, who will be the Grand Marshall of the parade, said.
The former Vice-President said that he was organizing the march to inspire “the millions of American kids who want to be torturers when they grow up but are afraid they’ll catch hell for it.”
“We’ll be there to say, ‘We’re torturers and we’re damn proud of it—join us,’” Cheney said.
I’m sure the neocons are extremely excited and looking forwards to seeing Hussein -bath house- Obama and The Dick- Cheney demon riding the same float with a gaggle of our national bung hole busting heroes.. the even will just ooze patriotism down all the neocreeps legs.
Classified Evidence: US Soldiers Raped Boys In Front Of Their Mothers
what was on the Pentagon’s secret tape.
In the most revealing portion of his speech he said that:
“Debating about it, ummm … Some of the worst things that happened you don’t know about, okay? Videos, um, there are women there. Some of you may have read that they were passing letters out, communications out to their men. This is at Abu Ghraib … The women were passing messages out saying ‘Please come and kill me, because of what’s happened’ and basically what happened is that those women who were arrested with young boys, children in cases that have been recorded. The boys were sodomized with the cameras rolling. And the worst above all of that is the soundtrack of the boys shrieking that your government has. They are in total terror. It’s going to come out.”
“It’s impossible to say to yourself how did we get there? Who are we? Who are these people that sent us there? When I did My Lai I was very troubled like anybody in his right mind would be about what happened. I ended up in something I wrote saying in the end I said that the people who did the killing were as much victims as the people they killed because of the scars they had, I can tell you some of the personal stories by some of the people who were in these units witnessed this. I can also tell you written complaints were made to the highest officers and so we’re dealing with a enormous massive amount of criminal wrongdoing that was covered up at the highest command out there and higher, and we have to get to it and we will. We will. You know there’s enough out there, they can’t (Applause). …. So it’s going to be an interesting election year.”
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If Hillery runs.TWO years of Cackling. Democrat torture on the tv. What people see in her is beyond me. That goofy old person who is losing her mind smile gives me the creeps.
JFK went to Berlin, Nixon went to China, Bush II went to the Vatican, Obama is going to Cuba. Our next president will go to Iran, that rules out Hitlery.