WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

 Beware – Shit stains ahead.

Ha! What the flying f*ck is that hat on your head?!?! – And let’s go to our reviewers, the only people to ever be able to pull off a tiny hat, Men of Film, for their thoughts on her style choice.

Wow, a few things coming to my mind right now. (1) How big of a purse do you have that a child can fit in it? (2) Why is your child in your purse? Don’t give me any bullshit medical reason either because no doctor would ever prescribe purse-riding. And (3) When you fly, does she count as a free carry-on?

With a hat like that it’s hard not to be jolly as shit around Christmas! Keep doing your thing and ruining the holidays in style my friend….For the rest of us that enjoy Christmas, it’s 7 days away!

Guess she is all horny huh? I bet her boyfriend is Goat Boy. They would be a cute couple.

Well the good news for all of us is at least we know this creepy mannequin won’t be giving the guy road head….huh? Road head? Right? Cause it doesn’t have a head everybody. Ya get it? Yaaa you got it. You loved it.

What in the blue hell are you camouflaging yourself from in pink camo? Perhaps if you’re hunting unicorns on fantasy island? I don’t know. Maybe the Milf Hunter needs that type of camo…What’s that? Yes, I did indeed just make a 12 year old online porno reference. You’re welcome.

Sick bowl cut bro. Lloyd Christmas would be proud.

Wow! Even though Black Friday shopping was supposedly down this year, I doubt Walmart felt that effect. We’re still getting pics in from this crazy shopping day. Normally I’d mock this lady, but on Black Friday I’d probably be trying to find the most comfortable place to get the hell out of the way too if I was there.

Stop staring ladies and stop player hating guys, you know you wish you had buns of steel like this old dude.

Christmas is only 9 days away now people! You’ve got no excuse if your decorations aren’t up by now if this guy can go the extra mile for the holiday spirit.

Who knew Granny was a belly-dancer? Once the dancing fever is in your veins it doesn’t leave my friends.

I suppose if walking around with TP stuck to your butt isn’t bad enough you can always go for the upgraded model and walk around with shitty TP stuck to your butt. That way you look and smell funny.

Sweet mother of mercy…I never remember any of the gingerbread people I ever baked looking anywhere close to that! I’m not gonna lie though, I’d take a bite…

I can’t tell if this guy dressed as our boy Willy the Pimp for Halloween or he is just trying to impersonate him enough to catch some fall-off tail. Either way I don’t support knock-offs.

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