Obama’s Latest Handout: Two Years Of Free Community College For Everyone

We already have millions of morons taking up space in colleges across the country who can’t read at a 7th grade level because Obama has doled out $1.2 trillion of student loans, 50% of which will never be repaid, and his solution is to spend hundreds of billions more to allow the even more stupid to attend some 3rd rate community college where they can major in African Studies or the History of Lesbians in America. And you get to pay for it. The Republicans don’t want to alienate the stupid vote, so they’ll increase the cost of this legislation and pass it right away. We should give each community college graduate a free FHA loan so they can live the American dream of owning a house without saving to pay for it. Amurika. Ain’t it great?
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With the number of college graduates working minimum wage jobs nearly 71% higher than it was a decade ago, and the average graduate leaving college with $29,400 in debt (crushing their hopes of leveraging up to buy that American Dream-creating house), President Obama has unleashed a double whammy of ideas in the last few days. Reducing mortgage insurance and cutting down-payment restrictions for FHA loans (i.e. providing huge leverage to segments of society to repeat the mistakes of the last housing bubble); and now, as The LA Times reports, President Obama says he is rolling out a plan to make two years of community college free, or nearly so, to every student across the country. Because it’s “fair”?

 

As The LA Times reports,

President Obama says he is rolling out a plan to make two years of community college free, or nearly so, to students across the country.

 

“What I’d like to do is to see the first two years of community college free for everybody who is willing to work for it,” Obama said in a video filmed on Air Force One and posted on Facebook on Thursday.

 

Obama’s announcement comes ahead of a visit Friday to a community college and technical center in Knoxville, Tenn., as part of a trip designed to preview his policy plans for 2015.

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Just what this nation needs… more higher-educated, taxpayer-funded citizens demanding higher-paid jobs (“well we have a community college education now”) when all the jobs being ‘created’ are waiters, bar staff, and shale oil workers (oh wait… not them)

Unintended Consequence #546278283: Community College fees soar for non-qualifying-for-handout Americans…

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Moar Free Stuff…

 

Via President Obama’s Facebook page…

“Put simply, what I’d like to do is to see the first two years of community college free for anybody who’s willing to work for it,” he said. “It’s something we can accomplish, and it’s something that will train our workforce so that we can compete with anyone in the world.”

 

Obama said a world-class education starts with children, but that adults need training, too. “It’s not just for kids, we also have to make sure that everybody has the opportunity to constantly train themselves for better jobs, better wages, better benefits.”

The America’s College Promise proposal could save eligible students $3,800 a year in tuition, the White House said.

According to the White House, here are the requirements for the program:

What students have to do: Students must attend community college at least half-time, maintain a 2.5 GPA, and make steady progress toward completing their program.

 

What community colleges have to do: Community colleges will be expected to offer programs that are either 1) academic programs that fully transfer credits to local public four-year colleges and universities, or 2) occupational training programs with high graduation rates and lead to in-demand degrees and certificates. Community colleges must also adopt promising and evidence-based institutional reforms to improve student outcomes.

 

What the federal government has to do: Federal funding will cover three-quarters of the average cost of community college. Participating states will be expected to contribute the remaining funds necessary to eliminate the tuition for eligible students.

The president is expected to make a formal announcement Friday

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Should be a Great State of The Union

 

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flash
flash
January 9, 2015 7:35 am

” free for any willing to work for it” LOL… …you have to admit , we have some very talented comedians running this paradoxical farce masquerading as a representative government .

And as always – see Romney care- we have a Repuklican jester leading the comedy troupe..

Case in point: Republican Gov. Bill Haslam, whose brainchild Tennessee Promise program strongly influenced Obama’s proposal. Beginning this year, any high school graduate in that state is eligible for two years of free community college tuition under the Tennessee Promise.

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/01/barack-obama-free-community-college-114094.html#ixzz3OKKgLdPn

Repugs support limited government and fiscal responsibility …..BBWWWAAAHH ….a laugh a minute I tellz’ ya’

Big Ben
Big Ben
January 9, 2015 7:48 am

Just like the buyers of a house, students need to have some of their own skin in the game.

(Better yet, they need to destroy their game console and delete their online social activities, then they can become engaged college students. 🙂

Hollow man
Hollow man
January 9, 2015 8:02 am

Why not what’s a few billion. When we are always talking trillions. I will keep going until in stops. In that case lock and load. Lol

TC
TC
January 9, 2015 8:12 am

If you pull back the covers, the true intentions can be found… the cost of traditional 4-year colleges has far exceeded the laughable CPI inflation. Community colleges were and are posing a serious risk to the overpaid ivory tower assholes sitting in their glimmering new multi-cultural studies complexes. Rather than making 4-year colleges more affordable, what this program will do is double, triple or quadruple the cost of attending community college. That’s the real goal – protecting the loyal ivory tower tenured elitists, not providing cheap education to the masses.

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
January 9, 2015 9:08 am

Again, Preezy Ozero completely WRONG WRONG WRONG.

America’s youth do not need a 4 year, $100K degree in Libtard Progressive Moonbattery (aka AfricanAmerican Studies, Feminist Studies, and that ilk) but to learn how to use a lathe, pour concrete, design/build things, ie to use their HANDS and their BRAINS at the same time.

Only a community activist-ChoomGang-Marxist-Ivorytower JACKASS could believe and promote this codswallop.

And only a nation thoroughly ZOMBIFIED could believe it.

Stucky
Stucky
January 9, 2015 9:10 am

I am 100% behind this. Edumacation should have been a Constitutional Right from the get go. An edgeucated society is a happy society. It took some effort on my part, but I have been able to confirm some of the Core Study courses and textbooks which will be mandatory for all students;

SOC101 — Dealing With White People
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NUT100 — Nutrition For Your Body As Moochelle Sees It
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GOV001 — How Government Really Works
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BIO200 —- Great Americans: The Harry Reid Story
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POL100 — A Primer About Republicans
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EMP300 — Jobs You MIGHT Get When You Graduate
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JC
JC
January 9, 2015 9:15 am

“Free” You keep using that word. I don’t think means what you think it means…

Stucky
Stucky
January 9, 2015 9:16 am

Correction on the Harry Reid book ….

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Stucky
Stucky
January 9, 2015 9:30 am

Whose paying for this shit?

About 3 million high school students graduate each year. It is FAIR to assume that 1) since it’s FREE and 2) there are no fucking jobs …………. that 2 million will go to “college”

A fair average for the cost of community college is $2,500 per year.

2 million x $2,500 = another $8 billion Obongo bucks per year. You’re gonna need more digits on that Debt Clock.

OTOH, if the assholes at the Quick Check down the street can make change for a $5.11 bill when I give them $10. 25 …… it just might be worth it.

Stucky
Stucky
January 9, 2015 9:34 am

fuckmedead ………. maybe I need to get some remedial maf courses

That’s $5 Billion per year.

Or … just a week or so of gooberment deficit spending. Maybe it ain’t so bad after all.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
January 9, 2015 9:40 am

I could think of a million better programs to offer the American citizen than free community college. Consider the fact that most jobs require a bachelor’s degree and this makes the President’s plan moot. My grandfather graduated from Lansing Community College in the early 1970’s with an associates degree in technology. He then spent the next 30 years working for the city on those huge data computers. By the time the late 1990’s had arrived he was making so much money off that dinky 2 year degree they offered him a nice early retirement package and hired 4 Gen Xers with bachelor’s degrees to replace him.

The last thing America needs is more college graduates. The value of a bachelor’s degree is not worth the paper its printed on when there are few entry level jobs above minimum wage . If government wants to intervene in the economy the public would be better off with infrastructure projects, small business subsidies, and taking away subsidies and tax breaks from big business unless they hired American workers and produce American made goods within our borders. Job growth is not going to be spurred from the top through macroeconomic central planning. Right now our country is like a house with a termite infestation. The house is still standing, it has a new coat of paint and the law mowed, so central planners raise the the valuation and marvel at how much better the house looks on the outside. They boast about the improvements they have made. Eventually the house will erode and decay, then the central planners will scratch their heads and wonder while the house fell despite the fresh paint and their improvements.

Dutchman
Dutchman
January 9, 2015 9:42 am

Many community colleges = Clown College of Comic Book Knowledge

High School with ash trays (now smoking isn’t even allowed).

Here in Minneapolis we spend $21,000 yr/pupil for the gubermint scrools to edumacate the neegrows. Only 50% gradumacate. I guess dat dey go back to Chicago / Gary / Atlanta and dey be gang bangin dere.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
January 9, 2015 10:06 am

WARNING: Students need to read the fine print when they sign up for this. There will prolly be a short paragraph at the bottom of the form that when they sign up for the two years of college they are also obligated to two years of Peace Corp type service. I don’t trust that guy.

Stucky
Stucky
January 9, 2015 10:23 am

Understand this (I know almost all of us here do) ….. AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOLS PREPARE STUDENTS FOR ………….. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!

Compare that to German schools where virtually EVERY high school graduate is trained and prepared to do SOMETHING with their lives.

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Kindergarten is optional for children aged three to six.

Grades 1 – 4 is Grundschule (elementary school) …. class subjects are standard for all.

After 4th grade —- students are separated according to ACADEMIC ABILITY and the wishes of their families …. where they can choose 3 types of schools;

— 1) Hauptschule ……. same subjects as Realschule and Gymnasium, but at a slower pace … vocational-oriented courses are introduced …. leading to a vocational school combined with apprenticeship training until the age of 18.

— 2) Realschule ……… can lead to full or part-time vocational schools … students with higher academic achievement can switch to a Gymnasium upon graduation.

— 3) Gymnasium ……… prepares students for university study, OR a dual academic and vocational training …. language, mathematics, and science are stressed

— 4) Berufsschule …. includes academic study but the emphasis is on an apprenticeship program leading to certification in a particular trade or field of work.

This system is light years ahead of the baby-sitting American model.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
January 9, 2015 10:28 am

But Stucky, that system is unfair to the underprivileged of America! A child will get left behind and have to taking a job manning the fry station. We have an education system based on fairness so both the high school drop out and the engineering graduate both have equal opportunities to man the fry station.

the tumbleweed
the tumbleweed
January 9, 2015 10:35 am

I have to admit I first thought this was a hoax. I’m still not sure it will materialize, it may largely disappear like last year’s MyRA or the U.S. converting to the metric system by ’76. It may just be fodder to blame Republicans for “not getting things done.” But assuming it does come to fruitiion:

– Corruption will be rampant. Every government program is a clusterf and a new government program is a major clusterf. Money will be shoveled out to students and institutions before criteria are even set and understood. Fake colleges will be operating out of abandoned warehouses, full of hundreds of non-existant “students.” People who have been dead for years will somehow find the will to enroll and the check will be sent somewhere. After a few years the mainstream media will be shocked, shocked to find out there has been massive scamming going on. The first administrator of the program will testify before Congress that she (most likely) had no idea any graft was occurring. She will resign and accept a consultancy job at a think tank. Politicians will campaign on “reforming” the program.

– Costs will skyrocket. If you sucker in otherwise uninterested customers with 2 free years you can easily jack up the prices on the next two years. Imagine a used car salesman offering a special deal where the rear axle is free.

– Adulthood will be further delayed. The already childlike millennials and the future homelanders will essentially all have 14 grades instead of 12. They will be adult children well into their 30’s.

– A bachelor’s degree will be utterly worthless. A bachelor’s already only gets you to a mail room job, after this you will need one to sweep the floor. You will need one to wait tables. To get a professional job more will be forced into graduate programs, becoming professional students well into their 30’s. See above.

– Over time, the government can add all sorts of carrots and sticks to the program to influence behaviour of both colleges and students. Want your free college? Better be enrolled in Obamacare. Want your free college? Better be teaching an approved curriculum to include scatalogical poetry studies.

– White males under 30 will become unemployable. With every female, minority, and off the boat immigrant having at least “some college” combined with their “protected status” they will be hired first as long as they still have a pulse.

All in all this accomplishes multiple nefarious goals. It fuels the education bubble, further breaks the middle class, is a boon to corrupt party cronies and is freebie fodder for the voters.

Chicago999444
Chicago999444
January 9, 2015 10:41 am

The stupidity and futility of this is absolutely dazzling. How could even a brain-dead government bureaucrat believe that lavishing more non-existent tax revenues on extending high school for two more years- which is what this measure really amounts to- will improve the dismal skills of students who are allowed to graduate high school with 7th grade reading skills?

But what do you expect of a country where people spend 12 years in public schools (and, sadly, many private) schools, to emerge with reading and writing skills and grammatical knowledge so poor that they struggle to learn basic adult skills in college…… and come out of college thinking that “prolly” is a word.

Stucky
Stucky
January 9, 2015 11:00 am

Chicago999444

You’re prolly right about everything.

Dutchman
Dutchman
January 9, 2015 11:15 am

@Stucky: ” EVERY high school graduate is trained and prepared to do SOMETHING with their lives.”

I was raised by my grandparents. My grandfather owned a large Engineering/HVAC company.

When I was 10, I would work on fixing Scottsman ice machines, and commercial refrigerators. Really nothing much to that equipment. I didn’t have a need for ‘toys’.

Throughout my life & career (engineering and comp sci) that experience has put me way ahead of most of the people in my field.

Satori
Satori
January 9, 2015 12:24 pm

I’m surprised by the # of people knocking community colleges
in my state we have an EXCELLENT system
I have a 4 year degree and I worked in a particular field for a number of years
before deciding on a career change,

I went to the local community college
got a 2 year degree
and now ,with a little overtime,I can easily make over $100K a year
and that’s a hell of a lot more money than I was making with the 4 year degree

in Germany,university tuition is now free
even Americans can go over there and get a free education

Dutchman
Dutchman
January 9, 2015 12:30 pm

@Satori: “in Germany,university tuition is now free.. even Americans can go over there and get a free education ”

Free to whom? I think it’s not free to the tax payers.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
January 9, 2015 12:36 pm

Stuck…the Inner-City kids has its own version of a Dr Seuss book….

“Horton Hires A Ho’ “

Rise Up
Rise Up
January 9, 2015 12:52 pm

Make your own determination of the worth of a education’s worth from this graph:
(Disclaimer–it’s from the BLS…)

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Stucky
Stucky
January 9, 2015 12:54 pm

Buckhed

I included the “Ho” book above @9:10AM

Rise Up
Rise Up
January 9, 2015 12:55 pm

Excuse the poor grammar above…should read “Make your own determination of the worth of a college education.”

Stucky
Stucky
January 9, 2015 1:06 pm

“I’m surprised by the # of people knocking community colleges …” —- Satori

The .gov website states — “Across the United States there are 1,655 community colleges …”

Obviously, that is much too large a number to start making generalizations. Just like real estate, the quality depends on 3 things; location, location, and location.

Ms Freud taught a Sociology Course at Union County College (NJ) …. a couple times she asked me to help her grade some essays; horrible spelling, worse grammar, and random incoherent thoughts which rarely made ANY sense whatsoever. The papers were written at literally a fifth grade level, or worse. And, yeah, the students were around 80% neegrow.

TE
TE
January 9, 2015 1:34 pm

Thankfully CCs haven’t been a bastion of higher learning – with few exceptions – in a long time, if ever. They were always a notch or two higher vocation training/pre-4 year college – AND THAT IS FINE, actually perfect.

Since government money, cheap (up front) loans, and the like became the status quo, the level of “education” has fallen dramatically.

“Free” will equal “shittier.” Mark my words. The last class I participated in was revealing, and I’m sure it is worse since then.

We will be churning out even more degreed idiots that truly should not have wasted their time. We are a nation of illusion and pipedreams.

Anyway, not the worst part.

@Bea hit the nail on the head, except it isn’t an “if.”

The Great & Powerful(ly backed) O campaigned on it TWICE. A nationwide network of teen/young adult “volunteers,” that will be “trained.” For cripes’ sake that is directly out of the Nazi playbook (others too) and we still question it.

They will have to be brainwashed, separated from family, and available to carry out all sorts of evil deeds under the guise of helping.

The next couple years the hits to our way of life are going to come hot and heavy. We are being set up for race wars, generational wars, government bureaucracy wars, gun rights, right to refuse medicine, healthy food rights, the list of this crap just goes on and on and on.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
January 9, 2015 1:57 pm

Hmm, $60 billion (times 5-10 depending on inflation and bureaucracy) devoted to small business loans would be a better plan. We need microeconomic solutions and soon. Who the hell thought it was clever to push education as the route to success instead of paid work?

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
January 9, 2015 2:07 pm

Most likely (going by example of Obamacare) he didn’t consult any governors and Harvard academics think its a brilliant plan based off their years in the private sector. What is really going on is this college bubble is blown as big as it can get and this is a plan to increase money flowing into community colleges. The truth is the biggest demographic of the Millennial generation is either close to graduating or out of school. There is only so much higher education a person who is not a specialist is going to seek. The bulk of the Millennial generation is already out of the higher education system considering those in the first half of the generation already tested the waters by ducking back into school for advanced degrees to hide out from the economy. The chickens are coming home to roost on the Millennial’s student debt and lack of job prospects. The economy can only wobbled on for so long with the youth sitting on the sidelines waiting for their chance to be in the game

ss
ss
January 9, 2015 2:16 pm

Let me try to tie everything together re energy, education, etc.

Worldwide economic slowdown plus oil price drops and increasing bankruptcies of US oil companies due partly to Saudi production levels but mostly to falling demand because fewer people are working (and driving).

As more industries, businesses, state governments fail, the more governments (aided by the private banking cartel known as the Fed) props everything up.to keep it going. So the President wants to make it easy to get people into college even though student loan defaults are increasing because there aren’t enough decent jobs for them – or anyone else many millions of whom are not counted by government as unemployed because they’ve given up looking for work. Bribery always wins the hearts and minds of people who love free hand-outs. This also ensures the re-election of politicians.

It’s all about keeping teachers and Administrators employed (plus developers, construction workers, and many others in various industries) all of whom are strong political supporters REGARDLESS of whether there are jobs waiting for students or not. Economic reality and true recovery mean absolutely NOTHING. All that matters is propping everything up at any cost despite debt, job losses, lack of growth of GOOD jobs, dollar devaluation, extreme HFT and Derivatives gambling, inflation, corruption, and the disintegrating middle class.

But propping up is NOT prosperity. Neither is propaganda or outright lies. Monthly bribes to many citizens, big industries, illegal workers, etc. only pacify them to ignore the truth and re-elect their corrupt political benefactors (or puppets in the case of very wealthy individuals and groups) and also ignore that the signs of economic decline are becoming more obvious every month.

Any rational, informed person must seriously contemplate economic collapse. Putting a time frame on this is always difficult but common sense dictates it will be sooner than later – not decades.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
January 9, 2015 2:19 pm

I am not concerned about a bailout for students or even the entitlements of social security being paid, my biggest concern regarding my own generation is our low birth rates. This postponing of marriage and children will have more dire consequences than any debt could. You can’t reverse time and have children, just ask Japan and their aging population. The Millennial generation is by far the biggest generation in history with the least amount of births. On this route we are looking at them having a smaller population following them than the Xers behind the Baby Boomers. This debt and lack of jobs is stopping Millennials from starting families and this should be our primary concern for the country.

yahsure
yahsure
January 9, 2015 2:20 pm

Obama has the whole bribe them with free shit thing,down pat. Funny how the news doesn’t even ask how it gets paid for.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
January 9, 2015 3:21 pm

The National Center for Health Statistics is reporting that the U.S. birth rate hit an all-time low in 2013. The agency reports that there were 3.93 million births in the United States in 2013, down less than 1% from 2012 and 9% from the recent 2007 high.

The National Center for Health Statistics reported Thursday that there were 3.93 million births in the United States in 2013, down slightly from 3.95 million in 2012, but 9 percent below the high in 2007.

According to the report, the general fertility rate in the United States — the average number of babies women from 15 to 44 bear over their lifetime — dropped to a record low last year, to 1.86 babies, well below the 2.1 needed for a stable population. For every 1,000 women ages 15 to 44, there were 62.5 births in 2013, compared with 63 the previous year.

The decline is especially notable because the number of women in their prime childbearing years, 20 to 39, has been growing since 2007.

“Americans haven’t worried much about birthrates in the past, because we have the faucet of immigration to turn on and off,” said Andrew J. Cherlin, a family demographer at Johns Hopkins University. “It’s a bigger problem in Europe, where countries like Germany and Spain have much lower rates. And even at 1.8, we’re in the ballpark with the highest rates in Europe.”

American women’s rates of childlessness, he said, will probably become comparable to those of the Great Depression, when about one-fifth of women did not have children.

William H. Frey, a demographer at the Brookings Institution in Washington, also related the fertility rates to the economy.

“On just about every demographic indicator involving young adults, whether it’s marriage, buying a home or delaying childbearing, it’s all been on hold since the beginning of the recession,” he said. “I think it’ll come back up, and each time new numbers are coming out, I think maybe this will be the moment.”

In large part, the statistics reflect a broad shift, with more women delaying pregnancy, often past their prime childbearing years.

So while the teenage birthrate has dropped substantially, and the birthrate for women in their 20s has been declining as well, births to older women are on the rise. Although women older than 44 are not counted in the nation’s general fertility rate — fewer than one in a thousand such women have a baby each year — the report found a 14 percent increase in births to women ages 45-49.

Twin births are increasingly common, now representing about one in every 30 babies born in the United States. And preterm births and cesarean-section deliveries are declining, the report found. White women, who once had the highest rates of cesarean deliveries, now have the lowest rate, and the largest decline, while black women have the highest. Hispanic women, who formerly had the lowest rate, now have slightly more C-sections than white women.

The data from the National Center for Health Statistics, which is part of the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, came from birth certificates.

Dutchman
Dutchman
January 9, 2015 5:15 pm

@SS: You’re correct – we are propping up the education industry. Unless it’s a technical field the degrees are worthless.

What’s worse these community colleges have courses like ‘medical coding’ This is not really knowledge or training you how to think / solve problems. The person is stuck in a dead end data entry job.

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
January 9, 2015 5:54 pm

Another jobs program for the “EducationIndustry”. Just curious Stuck did The niggers get credit for Mrs. Freuds class?

Boosh!
Boosh!
January 9, 2015 5:54 pm

College is free now it they are “…willing to work for it.”

Donna
Donna
January 9, 2015 6:23 pm

Margaret Thatcher once say that ‘The trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money’

spinolator
spinolator
January 9, 2015 7:03 pm

WTMFF….Here I’m thinking it was gonna require a 3.0 GPA and up, at the very least. If you have to work hard to get a 2.5 GPA in school, then… Besides the fact that the whole thing is not a great idea….I wasn’t thinking right when I thought some part of it would actually make some sense

ottomatik
ottomatik
January 9, 2015 8:57 pm

More Fascist take over. The money will be Gulliver’d up with strings attached(and pork all around). Who says the left are not Fascist?
They hop right in bed with corporations, like ducks to water, bloop!

raptorman
raptorman
January 9, 2015 10:47 pm

At least they will have the education to understand why the minimum wage cant be raised to 15 bucks an hour

flash
flash
January 10, 2015 7:00 am

And, what makes this news particularly bad is the fact that seventh graders are reading at a 3rd grade level…

Education Expert Says College Freshmen Read at Seventh-grade Level

http://www.thenewamerican.com/culture/education/item/19867-education-expert-says-college-freshmen-read-at-7th-grade-level