WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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‘Bout to rock that ab cruncher out real hard while sitting quietly in your tree stand for 14 hours without ever seeing a deer?

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Check out this dude. Hanging onto hope like his life depended on it. Sorry bud it’s over, let it go.

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Ohhhh so gross. Just nasty, nasty stuff right there. I’d pay good money to be the one to take a hatchet right down on those dirty old nails. Why? Seriously, why? Zero reason for it.

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They probably don’t even bother to ask to see his “medical” marijuana card.

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Do you even do kegels bro?

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Ohh you sneaky little devil you. Didn’t think we’d catch that cute little man-thong you got on huh? “Behind closed doors” only works if the door is actually closed my friend.

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Well we’ve got ourselves a little freak on freak showdown here. You guys trying to bring sexy back or do you just think it’s nice to be naughty?

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That awkward moment when you get this far into Walmart when you realize you aren’t at the YMCA…

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When looking like a normal, functioning member of society is too mainstream.

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Remember that dream you had where you were sitting in a mud slide? Yeaaah, that’s why we change before we go out in public.

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Looks like we go ourselves some big ol’ bottom biscuits this morning. Must be the family size portion.

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I guess my save the date got lost in the mail. Not like it mattered, I’m pretty sure whatever day it fell on I had something, basically anything, better to do that day.

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“All aboard the mesh express!” – Wait. Nobody is getting on? Not a single person? Last call now…okay, looks like you’re riding solo young lady.

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We got Long John Silver over here creepin’ everyone out. Although I bet he would make a good pirate, because if this dude came up to me at Walmart asking for all my money and jewelry I’d probably give it to him with no questions asked.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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IndenturedServant

Puke!
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IndenturedServant

One more time.
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El Coyote
El Coyote

I hope the man-bra doesn’t catch on, I like to let my tatas hang free just like my trouser fruit.

Welshman
Welshman

IS,

“GhetToes” Priceless LOL

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