George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished
the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes
him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is
finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she
writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the call was free.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got
to call the USA for free. The devil smiles and replies, “Since Obama
took over, the whole country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished
the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes
him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is
finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she
writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the call was free.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got
to call the USA for free. The devil smiles and replies, “Since Obama
took over, the whole country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”
h/t http://ninetymilesfromtyranny.blogspot.com/