WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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I can’t tell if this is a weird creepy chick or an even weirder creepier dude. I can tell you I’m not going to get close enough to find out.

299

Thanks for proving that it’s not always good to be king.

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298

Forget YOLO, my man clearly lives life straight up Hakuna Matata style.

295

Is there anything in the world that gets people more passive aggressive than bad parking? It just brings out the devil is us all.

294

You both look ridiculous. But just ridiculous enough to be in some weird music video that the entire world loves but at the same time nobody can stand.

296

My man looking like a box of crayons just exploded in the night’s sky.

291

It’s funny, because I bet with that hair and that style this lone wolf has a lot of companions. If ya know what I mean.

292

Looks like this black swan has fallen on some even tougher times.

293

I suppose that’s one way to cope with having to go to Walmart, but this ain’t the club youngblood, keep that liquor flow outside of a place people take their children.

289

I was about to scoop up this sexy bitch but then noticed her brand clearly stated that possession belongs to Justin. That’s something us lady ranchers honor.

288

Some guys like thigh gaps, some guys like thigh pads? Wait, that doesn’t sound right. Nope, not at all. No guys like tampons in the thighs.

290

From the looks of it he is just a little off key….huh? Get it? Because he is next to the key making kiosk? Right? Off key. Key like music note and key like a house key. These things don’t write themselves people.

287

Sometimes big belly boys just gotta let it breathe. Inhale it in all of its glory.

285

C’mon lady, we can see your flying-V from here. Don’t wear white that week. Everybody knows that.

283

I don’t know about you guys but I’m pretty excited to see the groundhog pop up out of those holes and find out if he sees his shadow or not.

284

Just in case anyone needed a walking, talking example of ‘Too Much Information’.

286

Piece of advice: Never challenge you barber to cut your hair left-handed.

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If you have a shred of faith left in humanity as wish to preserve that remaining ember of trust in your fellow man, then you best avoid Wally World at all costs.Hope once lost is very difficult to recover.

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I always go to Wal-Mart later at night or early in the morning (11:00pm till about 6:00am)Unless I have to buy some thing from the pharmacy. Then I just have to tough it out.Accept all our new found diversity.

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wip

I’m telling you, these people are like cockroaches. They’ll be the only ones who survive the apocalypse.

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El Siete

If I’m passed out at Walmart, it must be day before payday.

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Weekly proof of the depth of our national brain damage.

You cannot tell me sane/”normal” people behave this way.

Disease used to cull the herd, now we spend trillions supporting their gene pool and medicating them into brain damage.

At least it looks less doubtful daily that the future will even be able to judge our current insanity.

IQs of 50 aren’t conducive to self-awareness and connecting dots.

Ok, that is funny, neither are IQs of 90 – which just happens to be our national average.

Chemically lobotomized with the consent and DEMANDS of our fellow inmates.

God I love being free.

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