WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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I’m not a doctor but I don’t think that’s where your heart is. Also, it’s not really shaped like that and I’m guessing those are both your hands. You’ve officially ruined my Valentine’s Day.

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Uggghhhh is it Spring Break yet bro? I gotta take a break from all this stressful partying at school and go party at the beach to relax.

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Those red hearts scream Happy Valentine’s Day from your favorite real-life sex doll.

320

Now that is one greasy skullet patch you’ve got going my friend. Kinda screams business in the front, oil change in the back.

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Turns out sagging your jeans doesn’t look good at any age.

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Thanks for the booty show. I think I’m more confused than disgusted though. Like how is everything else so plump and that ass is concave? I’m perplexed.

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C’mon dude. That outfit would be inappropriate for a hot chick to be wearing out in public, so what makes you think when you do it that it’s okay? You wanna dress in ladies clothing, fine have at it. But at least dress like a classy lady and not a whore.

313

Thanks for combining my two favorite things – tits and money. Usually I’m losing money whenever tits are involved but if you’ve got boobies that produce money, you might be the new queen of the world. Seriously, all of us men would fight to the death for you.

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Remember when your parents always used the expression “If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, would you follow?” – This is what they were talking about. Don’t be a follower because sometimes the person you’re following is dumb.

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That’s funny, I don’t see any form of proper parenting listed there amongst your priorities.

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The bottom shelf is where they keep all the class.

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It’s much nicer when it rhymes. I somehow don’t feel as bad hearing “f*ck you” from a guy with eyeball tattoos on his neck now.

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I’m just waiting for a NASA Lunar Rover to come out of nowhere and land on that moon.

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In case you can’t tell, she is very surprised by those low prices…and everything else in life apparently.

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That lady either has a really dope goatee or that guy has a really bad goatee and boobs. Who’s gonna roll the dice and find out?

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Looks pretty cold in Walmart today. Better toss on a really thin shirt and no bra.

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You may think you’re saving the environment but I’m not a big fan of stepping in your ride’s “emissions” in the parking lot.

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Rise Up
Rise Up
February 14, 2015 4:44 pm

Love to see the locations (city, state) of these Wal-Mart stores in the captions. Thank God I don’t see these freaks at my local Wal-Mart.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
February 14, 2015 6:29 pm

Here’s my theory: A secret network exists to which each of the people depicted in these photos is a member. There goal is unknown, but perhaps it’s to distract attention away from their pick-pocketing/shoplifting accomplices.
And did you see what Podesta said?
http://news.yahoo.com/outgoing-obama-adviser-john-podesta-s-biggest-regret-of-2014–keeping-america-in-the-dark-about-ufos-234149498.html

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 14, 2015 6:55 pm

Westcoaster – ours is a modest sized galaxy, and our tiny solar system is right out in the boonies . . . . There are AT LEAST 100 BILLION galaxies in the “observable” universe, and many reputable groups have likened the dimensions of the true Universe to our observable “universe”, to that of a atom in comparison to the universe we “know”.

Add in the “Search for life ONLY AS WE KNOW IT” and we do seem to think we’re special little flowers, don’t we. On the sheer basis of probability life IS “out there”, but it will also be life as we DON’T know it, which might explain our lack of “success” so far.

“Our” life has evolved to suit the conditions on OUR Planet. Other planets WILL be different, so their “life forms” will also be different by necessity. Star Trek might not be the best primer for “life as we know it” . . . .

indialantic
indialantic
February 14, 2015 7:57 pm

“I’m just waiting for a NASA Lunar Rover to come out of nowhere and land on that moon.”

Funny stuff, Admin.

El Siete
El Siete
February 14, 2015 10:32 pm

The poopy horse location looks like Canyon Country that got swallowed up by Awesome Town.