WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Excuse me sir? Miss? Creature from the Black Lagoon? Whatever you are and whatever you’re doing, can you please stop before us townspeople have to grab our pitchforks?

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Dude looks like the lower half of Richard Simmonds in the late 80s.

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It appears somebody is still in the sexy Valentine’s mood….gross.

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You know how you assume every driver around you is a dick? Sometimes you’re right.

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I think you should be suspended for making us see that butt crack…See what I did there? Suspended. Like temporarily banned. Cause of the suspenders. Ahhh you people can’t be pleased.

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Okay, looks like she has set herself up for a modified Caption Contest!!!!!! Give us your best comment using emojis only! Have fun!

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Do people honestly not feel that grimy, shoebox-type paper on their ass when they stand up? Just the thought of that texture on my sensitive booty is what keeps me up at night in terror.

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For those of you who don’t know, this is essentially “Baby on Board” for the YOLO generation. Also, the other way this is read is “I’m probably not at a point in my life where I should have a child to care for.”

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Our pals over at WTFTattoos.com and WhiteTrashRepairs.com can attest to this – sometimes captions aren’t even needed on the pictures. Some are just dumb enough to spell it out themselves.

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Looks like that camel got its toe all twisted around because last time I checked those are meant to face north.

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Twinsies are sooooo adorable….or depressing. Depending on the age. I’ll let you figure out where these two fall.

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Can’t say I disagree, but I will add this important caveat – It really depends on what “car” you’re putting it in.

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Clearly this guy can’t figure out which holiday he is dressing up for, but then again he can’t seem to figure out which gender he is either so it shouldn’t really come as a surprise.

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Little bit of top biscuits to go with those bottom biscuits? Making a nasty sandwich I guess.

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I too enjoy my head to look like a pasta machine in action.

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Sometimes a big ol’ belly will get tired from hanging out all day and it needs a rest. Just a little pit stop while refueling. No big deal.

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Holy cleavage Batman. That baby looks like he won the milk lottery!

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Is there a single white person in the history of the world that has looked good in cornrows? Seriously. It’s just about the worst thing you can do to your entire image because there is a 0% chance of not looking like an untrustworthy piece of shit.

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indialantic
indialantic
February 21, 2015 8:07 pm

The FUNNIEST set of Wal-Mart photos and comments posted! Thanks, Admin.

El Siete
El Siete
February 22, 2015 1:37 am

Nice to see the first guy above appreciates Thalia Sodi (Mottola) new Macy’s line. Her shit rivals Sears’ Kardashian line – now on deep discount.