Off topic , now I’m really in distress. Just got word from FedEx supervision. I have been relieved of command with extreme prejudice. I can’t believe this shit .I knew they were strict but I only got two speeding tickets this month. They said I was suspended until further notice. Might as well be fired.
Well ,looks like I got an unpaid , unwanted vacation.
Lipoh , throw me some bennies .Oh well life goes on.This world will turn.Got more time to hang out with Stucky on the B P.
Tommy
Don’t worry bb, the system is being constantly updated to make every person’s accidents and natural mistakes and shortcomings into an unemployable state. I’ll bet half of TBP would’ve been in jail by age 21 if what they did were judged by today’s bullshit standards. One by one the game is rigged until each and every one of us has done something wrong. Doesn’t seem to matter the severity….were you in Ohio by chance?
llpoh
bb – I am truly sorry. Fedex is ruthless with respect to that, I understand.
As I just said on the Security thread, I am unable to assist. I am abandoning ship, and new captains are coming on board.
So let me guess, this cartoon was put out by by the Ukies, the Iraqis, the Afghanis, the Libyans, the Syrians, the Egyptians, the Vietnamese, the N. Koreans, the Panamanians, the Argentinians, the Somalians or quite probably all of the above after we invade and lay waste (I mean install democracy) to their countries like barbarians.
Anonymous
Off topic , now I’m really in distress. Just got word from FedEx supervision. I have been relieved of command with extreme prejudice. I can’t believe this shit .I knew they were strict but I only got two speeding tickets this month. They said I was suspended until further notice. Might as well be fired. -bb
Yeh well you cut into the profit margin of delivering Chinee rubber dog turds too fast
Little bb
Thank God…I was tired of peeing on the diesel’s fake ass carpet.
“Got more time to hang out with Stucky on the B P.” ———— bb
Great. Why punish ME because of YOUR transgressions??
Seriously, WHY would you take such foolish chances … TWICE … when you KNOW the severity of the consequences. Did you believe Jeebus would intercede on your behalf? I told you before … Jeebus hates you, and he will send you to hell, along with your cat. I’m sorry, but I’m sure you prefer the Truth.
Nevertheless, I do not enjoy seeing any member of TBP falling upon hard times … especially the loss of a job. I’d pray for you, but I used up my annual supply prayin’ for my mama.
I’m sure will rebound quickly enough. There are still plenty of driving jobs out there. On your next job SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.
Hell , I guess it was God’s way of telling me I needed a break. Lipoh , I don’t know who gave you a thumbs down but I appreciate your response. Maybe we’ll meet in the next world. Let us know how things are going as you make this change. bb
Tommy , one was in California , the other in Illinois. I will probably end up getting a couple Lawyers to see if they can be reduced.Stucky is right . I should have slowed down but then I would have been late for delivery. Oh well..
Stucky ,Jesus loves me and little bb.He told me so in a vision I had as we were going through the Rockies Mountains on I 70. Beautiful place to have a vision or some would say an hallucination.
Stucky , we are going to have a good time over the next couple of months.You’ll see!!!!!!
Kill Bill
Wait. What. Fed Ex is God?
Seriously bb, Jeebus wasn’t a capitalist.
Kill Bill
bb is a friend..just butting heads bb, we will have a beer later.
CIA Urged Rebels to Assassinate Their Own In Order to Create “Martyrs”
Submitted by George Washington on 03/03/2015 15:15 -0500
A CIA “psychological operations” manual prepared by a CIA contractor for the Nicaraguan Contra rebels noted the value of assassinating someone on your own side to create a “martyr” for the cause.
The manual was authenticated by the U.S. government.
The manual received so much publicity from Associated Press, Washington Post and other media that – during the 1984 presidential debate – President Reagan was confronted with the following question on national television:
At this moment, we are confronted with the extraordinary story of a CIA guerrilla manual for the anti-Sandinista contras whom we are backing, which advocates not only assassinations of Sandinistas but the hiring of criminals to assassinate the guerrillas we are supporting in order to create martyrs.
Indeed, this is just one of scores of admitted false flag attacks by governments all over the world.
P.S. We’re SURE this has nothing to do with this completely unrelated story:
Russian Opposition: Putin Did NOT Assassinate Opposition Leader
flash
so this scuzzbucket knob polisher gets the option of paying a fine for leaking classified info while Bradley Manning gets life and Eric Snowden is forced into exile for the same frikkin’ offense.
We are no longer an nation of laws , but one ruled by the aristocracy of money.
Petraeus Pleads Guilty to Leaking Classified Intel to His Ex-Mistress
Retired Army Gen. David Petraeus, a top U.S. military commander of the past decade and the former director of the Central Intelligence Agency, pleaded guilty to leaking classified intelligence to his onetime mistress.
Petraeus, who commanded American and coalition forces in Iraq and Afghanistan, on Tuesday pleaded guilty in U.S. District Court in North Carolina to one count of unauthorized removal of classified material and retention of classified material. The charge carries a maximum sentence of one year in prison.
Imagine if you will, a picture of a road sign that reads: “SPEED LIMIT 55” and the words “YOU ONLY HAD ONE JOB” at the bottom.
bb said: “I knew they were strict but I only got two speeding tickets this month.”
Yes, I’m a total fucking dick but BWAHAHAHAHA! You got two fucking speeding tickets THIS month and it’s only the fourth! BWAHAHAHA, BWAHAHAHAHA!
Still, it could be worse………you might have killed one of us TPB’ers before Johnny got you slowed down.
My boss had a small dump truck that had hydraulic brakes. He got pulled over because the DMV cop saw that he had a tire low on air. He had taken the registration into the DMV and asked if he need a CDL to operate the truck and was told no. The cop[ spotted a discrepancy between the vehicle weight on the door tag and the printed on the registration. The difference was literally 7 (seven) pounds. That difference meant quite a bit because they charged him with a fucking felony for that 7 pounds. Had to hire a lawyer and go to trial. Got lucky and had a sane judge who thought better of ruining a mans life over 7lbs.
I can’t imagine how fucked up things will be if you keep driving and get in ANY kind of accident with two speeding tickets in four days. Those tickets make you an huge liability. llpoh thinks you need advice but all I got is “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.”
Little bb says to tell you to stop eyeballing his Tender Vittles bitch! or it’s on! like Donkey Kong!
TE
@bb, I’m sorry and good luck. Was just at DailyJobCuts and whoa boy, it looks like closures, bankruptcies and layoffs are ramping up again.
No kidding when a good 20-25% of what economy we had left was gifted to administration in government, health care, and banking.
There can be no other outcome. Fewer businesses, fewer jobs, more bureaucrats with open schedules, more fines, fees and confiscations, fewer businesses, fewer jobs, more bureaucrats…
So it will go until people quit demanding they are “entitled” to anything.
ps – “They” love their children too, well, in the case of ISIS, their male children, anyway.
What a world.
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Off topic , now I’m really in distress. Just got word from FedEx supervision. I have been relieved of command with extreme prejudice. I can’t believe this shit .I knew they were strict but I only got two speeding tickets this month. They said I was suspended until further notice. Might as well be fired.
Well ,looks like I got an unpaid , unwanted vacation.
Lipoh , throw me some bennies .Oh well life goes on.This world will turn.Got more time to hang out with Stucky on the B P.
Don’t worry bb, the system is being constantly updated to make every person’s accidents and natural mistakes and shortcomings into an unemployable state. I’ll bet half of TBP would’ve been in jail by age 21 if what they did were judged by today’s bullshit standards. One by one the game is rigged until each and every one of us has done something wrong. Doesn’t seem to matter the severity….were you in Ohio by chance?
bb – I am truly sorry. Fedex is ruthless with respect to that, I understand.
As I just said on the Security thread, I am unable to assist. I am abandoning ship, and new captains are coming on board.
So let me guess, this cartoon was put out by by the Ukies, the Iraqis, the Afghanis, the Libyans, the Syrians, the Egyptians, the Vietnamese, the N. Koreans, the Panamanians, the Argentinians, the Somalians or quite probably all of the above after we invade and lay waste (I mean install democracy) to their countries like barbarians.
Off topic , now I’m really in distress. Just got word from FedEx supervision. I have been relieved of command with extreme prejudice. I can’t believe this shit .I knew they were strict but I only got two speeding tickets this month. They said I was suspended until further notice. Might as well be fired. -bb
Yeh well you cut into the profit margin of delivering Chinee rubber dog turds too fast
Thank God…I was tired of peeing on the diesel’s fake ass carpet.
“Got more time to hang out with Stucky on the B P.” ———— bb
Great. Why punish ME because of YOUR transgressions??
Seriously, WHY would you take such foolish chances … TWICE … when you KNOW the severity of the consequences. Did you believe Jeebus would intercede on your behalf? I told you before … Jeebus hates you, and he will send you to hell, along with your cat. I’m sorry, but I’m sure you prefer the Truth.
Nevertheless, I do not enjoy seeing any member of TBP falling upon hard times … especially the loss of a job. I’d pray for you, but I used up my annual supply prayin’ for my mama.
I’m sure will rebound quickly enough. There are still plenty of driving jobs out there. On your next job SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.
Peace be unto you, dear child of God.
Westcoaster
Most EXCELLENT choice of music to compliment the cartoon!! Can’t believe it hasn’t gotten more up votes.
Hell , I guess it was God’s way of telling me I needed a break. Lipoh , I don’t know who gave you a thumbs down but I appreciate your response. Maybe we’ll meet in the next world. Let us know how things are going as you make this change. bb
Tommy , one was in California , the other in Illinois. I will probably end up getting a couple Lawyers to see if they can be reduced.Stucky is right . I should have slowed down but then I would have been late for delivery. Oh well..
Stuck – compassion first, advice later is more helpful to a friend in need. IMHO.
bb is a friend of TBP.
Stucky ,Jesus loves me and little bb.He told me so in a vision I had as we were going through the Rockies Mountains on I 70. Beautiful place to have a vision or some would say an hallucination.
Stucky , we are going to have a good time over the next couple of months.You’ll see!!!!!!
Wait. What. Fed Ex is God?
Seriously bb, Jeebus wasn’t a capitalist.
bb is a friend..just butting heads bb, we will have a beer later.
“Stuck – compassion first, advice later is more helpful to a friend in need. IMHO.” — Llpoh
mmkay. You’re a great guy and I wish you much success in your new endeavors. Now … blow me.
You mean, like that?
I would rather hear you are out of a job than to hear you had a terrible accident and little bb used up his stash of nine lives. Godspeed, Pathfinder.
Stuck, I said compassion followed by advice.
But no, you want to go compassion followed by sexual gratification.
Get your mind off your willy for a moment, will you? Think about our troubled brother bb, and stop being so damn selfish.
T$C, can you put up that Putin/Weasel/Pecker Pic?
CIA Urged Rebels to Assassinate Their Own In Order to Create “Martyrs”
Submitted by George Washington on 03/03/2015 15:15 -0500
A CIA “psychological operations” manual prepared by a CIA contractor for the Nicaraguan Contra rebels noted the value of assassinating someone on your own side to create a “martyr” for the cause.
The manual was authenticated by the U.S. government.
The manual received so much publicity from Associated Press, Washington Post and other media that – during the 1984 presidential debate – President Reagan was confronted with the following question on national television:
At this moment, we are confronted with the extraordinary story of a CIA guerrilla manual for the anti-Sandinista contras whom we are backing, which advocates not only assassinations of Sandinistas but the hiring of criminals to assassinate the guerrillas we are supporting in order to create martyrs.
Indeed, this is just one of scores of admitted false flag attacks by governments all over the world.
P.S. We’re SURE this has nothing to do with this completely unrelated story:
Russian Opposition: Putin Did NOT Assassinate Opposition Leader
so this scuzzbucket knob polisher gets the option of paying a fine for leaking classified info while Bradley Manning gets life and Eric Snowden is forced into exile for the same frikkin’ offense.
We are no longer an nation of laws , but one ruled by the aristocracy of money.
Petraeus Pleads Guilty to Leaking Classified Intel to His Ex-Mistress
Retired Army Gen. David Petraeus, a top U.S. military commander of the past decade and the former director of the Central Intelligence Agency, pleaded guilty to leaking classified intelligence to his onetime mistress.
Petraeus, who commanded American and coalition forces in Iraq and Afghanistan, on Tuesday pleaded guilty in U.S. District Court in North Carolina to one count of unauthorized removal of classified material and retention of classified material. The charge carries a maximum sentence of one year in prison.
Petraeus was accused of sharing classified information with his onetime lover, Paula Broadwell, a former Army Reserve officer and his biographer. The married father of two — who was once viewed as a possible contender for the Republican president nomination — apologized in 2013 for the extramarital affair.http://www.military.com/daily-news/2015/03/03/petraeus-pleads-guilty-to-leaking-classified-intel-to-mistress.html?ESRC=army.nl
Imagine if you will, a picture of a road sign that reads: “SPEED LIMIT 55” and the words “YOU ONLY HAD ONE JOB” at the bottom.
bb said: “I knew they were strict but I only got two speeding tickets this month.”
Yes, I’m a total fucking dick but BWAHAHAHAHA! You got two fucking speeding tickets THIS month and it’s only the fourth! BWAHAHAHA, BWAHAHAHAHA!
Still, it could be worse………you might have killed one of us TPB’ers before Johnny got you slowed down.
My boss had a small dump truck that had hydraulic brakes. He got pulled over because the DMV cop saw that he had a tire low on air. He had taken the registration into the DMV and asked if he need a CDL to operate the truck and was told no. The cop[ spotted a discrepancy between the vehicle weight on the door tag and the printed on the registration. The difference was literally 7 (seven) pounds. That difference meant quite a bit because they charged him with a fucking felony for that 7 pounds. Had to hire a lawyer and go to trial. Got lucky and had a sane judge who thought better of ruining a mans life over 7lbs.
I can’t imagine how fucked up things will be if you keep driving and get in ANY kind of accident with two speeding tickets in four days. Those tickets make you an huge liability. llpoh thinks you need advice but all I got is “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you.”
Little bb says to tell you to stop eyeballing his Tender Vittles bitch! or it’s on! like Donkey Kong!
@bb, I’m sorry and good luck. Was just at DailyJobCuts and whoa boy, it looks like closures, bankruptcies and layoffs are ramping up again.
No kidding when a good 20-25% of what economy we had left was gifted to administration in government, health care, and banking.
There can be no other outcome. Fewer businesses, fewer jobs, more bureaucrats with open schedules, more fines, fees and confiscations, fewer businesses, fewer jobs, more bureaucrats…
So it will go until people quit demanding they are “entitled” to anything.
ps – “They” love their children too, well, in the case of ISIS, their male children, anyway.
What a world.