GRAVESTONES OF THE FUTURE Via Knuckledraggin My Life Away native advertising Share this:FacebookTwitterRedditWhatsAppEmail
That’s pathetic… Truly.
Mine will have some shit like “I TRIED to tell you motherfuckers! But didja listen? NOOoooOOOooo”
This will be my gravestone
Long ago, I read about an old gravestone in a village in Austria.
It read:
“Hier liegt mein Weib, Gott sei’s gedankt,
stets hat sie mit mir gezankt,
Oh, wanderer, eile fort von hier,
sonst steht sie auf, und zankt mit Dir!”
Translation:
“Here rests my wife, thank be to GOD,
everyday with me she fought,
Oh, wanderer, be quick to flee,
or she’ll arise, and fight with thee!”
(poetics as best as I could)
My will say, “wish you were here”
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Ehh, my favorite, still, is one in Boot Hill at Tombstone:
Here lies Les Moore
Five shots from a forty-four
No Les, no more
If Western Politicians don’t stop behaving like children (Kindergarten grade at that), THIS will be the “tombstone” we will all have.
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