WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Here is where we find ourselves stuck between a rock and a hard place with a major life decision to see what kind of person you are. Do you (A) have the common decency to clean whatever fecal matter you dropped on the floor in the Walmart Bathroom to be courteous to others? Or (B) realize there is no amount of money someone could even pay you to touch that area of a Walmart bathrrom floor? See, that’s just a good interview question right there. HR departments take note.

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Anybody else ready for bikini season to get here?

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Ahhh yes, this must be the woman of legend that all men and women hate…the dreaded Aunt Flo.

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So which of these dumb ol’ boys do you think did the better job of letting the world know how truly stupid they are?

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Want me to just go ahead and give you your test results and save you the wait? You failed, at everything…miserably.

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Perhaps our pals at WTFTattoos.com can shed some light on possible motivation for this one? Looking like you were in a fiery explosion only wearing a scuba diving mask.

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Shoutout to this guy found in Myrtle Beach to remind us these Walcreatures are right here at home where we were first inspired to create this website!

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It’s always nice when hookers conveniently display their return policy.

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For an extra 50cents you get to sit on him while the chair massages.

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It’s never a good thing when your pants look like they’ve just got done trying to break into Kevin McCallister’s house over Christmas break.

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It’s crazy that you don’t see this pattern used more often in clothing. Perhaps I can write to Brooks Brothers and see if they’ll consider making me a nice pot leaf suit.

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And the winner for most depressingly aged Dr. Seuss character goes to….

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BUCKHED
BUCKHED
March 21, 2015 8:29 am

Pic #2 is that the future Bruce Jenner ?

Llpoh
Llpoh
March 21, 2015 9:16 am

Ok then. That really was depressing. Just when I think things cannot get worse, well, there you go.

El Coyote who deep down is a recovering hater
El Coyote who deep down is a recovering hater
March 21, 2015 2:08 pm

Take a look at our place, 47th street east in Palmdale. The Walmart on Avenue S has been overrun by blacks and it is kind of ironic that white beggars stand on the parking lot entrances.
Overnight, the cashiers went from white to black. I complained to customer service that the old black dude at the door couldn’t take the time to acknowledge my greeting, that being a clear sign they don’t like you (the others are, giving you dirty looks, blaming you for stuff, refusing to tell you anything important).
My wife shops at Target only a mile north. There are some black shoppers there as the neighborhood to the east is Katt Williams territory (land of home invasions, burglary, theft, car theft). You hardly see black shoppers at Home Depot.

indialantic
indialantic
March 21, 2015 2:12 pm

Help me out with the second photo, folks. Is that a guy or gal in the black halter top and faded, lime-green hot pants?

El Coyote
El Coyote
March 21, 2015 2:33 pm

That could be Stucky, he’s reputed to have a nice set of man-hooters.

TE
TE
March 23, 2015 11:27 am

@El, he recently posted that he lost them. Fabulous, I say.

I don’t know, nor am I sure I care, which gender said man/old lady boobs is. What I care about is what in the FREAK happened to feeling SHAME and wanting to present a presentable appearance IN PUBLIC.

The last I checked, Wally’s is PUBLIC.

And they say we haven’t been physically brain damaged, I think these represent otherwise.

I shudder at these humans ever feeling true poverty or hunger. Scary thoughts, those are.