WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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If you had to choose your style of freedom would you be a yoga pants American or a gut over the shorts patriot?

432

I may not know what love is, but I do know what it is not…

433

I’m not quite sure what you got going on here rock star but I can tell you I don’t like it….at all. Not a single piece in fact. Back to the drawing board.

428

Wonder what type of weird stuff this guy is trying to get by making pigs fly?

430

I thought the Rams and the Chiefs were rivals. Huh? Get it? Cause he has a Chiefs jacket on and a ram’s horn haircut. Whatever, it’s not even football season.

431

And the #1 reason I don’t go to Walmart? My luck I’d get struck by cross-eyed Cupid’s bow and fall in love with some Walcreature.

426

Your butt looks like it should be working on the highway at night with that bright ass vest it has on!

424

Probably getting out some dollar bills for her director to make it rain on her butt as she twerks in her homemade dance video filmed in her basement…Just a guess though. Probably a correct guess, but still just a guess.

427

Just in case you wanted to slit someone’s throat with a roundhouse kick. Ewwwwww.

421

Turns out the easiest route to pound town is taking the mesh express hoe train.

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Imma just go ahead and leave this here…

423

What’s the return policy on freedom?

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Look at that natural Instagram-like blur this picture has. I mean, I guess everything doesn’t look better with a filter.

418

Bud, they are suspenders, not bungee jumping cords for your pants. Have ‘em come up & stay up.

416

Looks like My Little Pony is trying to do some sort of Hills Have Eyes horror spinoff.

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Sometimes honesty isn’t the best policy…

400

Not to call you out in front of errybody, but I’d imagine a real “thug bitch” does not need to label herself as such.

398

This bro looks like the douchiest of all douchebags trolling the club for ladies…which obviously means he’ll be going home with the lovely lady you had eyes on and you’ll continue to question what’s right in the world.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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justme
justme

My husband drives a rig for another company which delivers to WalMart. He swears the WalCreatures are the WalMart employees. Lol

Paulo
Paulo

What? No shit stains this week? (Thank you, God).

Lulu
Lulu

my question: why are these people only seen at Walmart? Where are they the rest of the time?

Westcoaster
Westcoaster

@Lulu: I hear rumors they also hang out at Dollar Tree.

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