WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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This Good Friday just became a Great Friday, because it looks like we’ve now learned that the Holiday Man doesn’t just go all out on himself, but on his car too! Should have seen that coming. Somebody wake that dude up! He is missing out on all this fun!!!!

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BOOM! You’ve just been lawyered. Case closed.

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Nothing like a strong moral father figure to keep you on the right track in life.

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I’ve seen how many of those son-of-B’s they can cram into a tiny car, I can’t even fathom how many they can get into an entire Walmart.

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For my own sick amusement, let’s say I put a piece of currency in that hairy hole right there. What does it have to be for you to take it out?….with you teeth. $1? $10? That Benjamin Franklin? A couple of them? Let me know.

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Clearly you’re a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. Also, my guess is you’re psycho-pathetically crazy as well, but whatever. Girl power!

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Save a horse ride a Zebra?!?! That’s a new one to me.

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I feel like somebody should let her know camouflage is essentially useless when it’s stretched so thin you can see through it. Doubt that she cares, but I’m just pointing it out that she is defeating the original purpose here.

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I’m not sure which is more surprising to me, this guy just chillin’ on his trunk eating lunch in a Walmart parking lot or the fact that he is eating a salad?

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Where on the scale of straight up not giving a f*ck is rolling around in public with just your booby holster on?

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What? She’s just keeping it real. Teaching her son some sort of life lesson. What the lesson is, I haven’t the slightest clue. Probably something in the area of “life isn’t fair” or “the strong have to push the weak forward” or “get used to doing all the work while those getting government handouts can sit around and be lazy.” I don’t know, something along those lines.

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Whatchu think? Hate it or love it? I wonder what our friends at WTFTattoos.com feel about dem titties?

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Nice peek-a-poo window there. If someone isn’t already making this into a sweet bumper sticker for scooters and wheelchairs then somebody out there has definitely dropped the ball.

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If you had to choose your style of freedom would you be a yoga pants American or a gut over the shorts patriot?

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robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
April 4, 2015 12:55 pm

I suggest a study to see what percentage are Democrats and get food stamps.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
April 5, 2015 12:14 am

Yanno Robs, these people don’t vote.

GilbertS
GilbertS
April 5, 2015 2:33 pm

You know, I’m thinking we ought to stop mocking these people. There’s a point where it’s not just a few outlying idiots, but a whole new culture all its own. Maybe these people don’t seem like a minority of wackos and morons anymore; perhaps they’re the norm and we’re the minority. And if that’s the case, the joke’s on us.
I’m going to go tie a bra on my head, strap on some Mossy Oak camo, stick a horsetail buttplug in my poopshoot, and go to Walmart and join my tribe. If you can’t beat em’, join em’.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
April 5, 2015 4:15 pm

GilbertS says: I’m going to go tie a bra on my head, strap on some Mossy Oak camo, stick a horsetail buttplug in my poopshoot, and go to Walmart and join my tribe. If you can’t beat em’, join em’.

Admin should do a spread called ‘People of TBP’.

GilbertS
GilbertS
April 5, 2015 7:18 pm

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Free to be me!