WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Maybe it’s just me, but I find these big ol’ ear gauges gross, creepy and a challenge. The challenge being the game I enjoy playing where I crumble up paper or a straw wrapper or whatever I have handy and try to shoot it through the ear hole like a basketball hoop. I encourage everyone to play this game and I take no responsibility for any physical harm that may come to you should you decide to go in for a slam dunk.

474

I’m just worried about who he left in charge of the comic book shop while he was gone.

476

I see you’ve followed those heart warming Facebook articles that get shared about women loving the body they have and you decided to become a part-time model. Good for you. Not so much for us. Perhaps you can get off the Walmart runway so I can finish buying batteries, a picture frame, Pop Tarts and deodorant all at the same place/your fashion show.

473

Old ladies wearing curlers out in public should be the international sign for ladies that honestly stopped giving a shit about what you think.

469

Listen bud, you can leave the “f*ckin” out. When your wife and cousin are the same person the “f*ckin” in your state name doesn’t need to be stated, it’s implied quite well.

470

Dude is dressed like a giraffe yet I’m the one that got all of the crazy looks when I walked up to him and asked if I could see what color his tongue was.

466

Yaaa you’re mechanic seems totally legit. I think he got his certification and training from WhiteTrashRepairs.com.

465

Thank God rules were made to be broken.

468

Nothing better than the parking lot changing room. It’s amazing how people think the are totally covered by a 3 foot door on one side.

467

Thanks for showing the world how we feel kid. Sums it up nicely.

464

We’ve got ourselves a crack-tastic battle of the bulge going on right here. Excuse the obvious pun, but I think shits about to go down.

461

That’s about as close as I’d let my Peep get to her….Ehhhh Ohhhh! Put it on the board.

463

Somebody tell Freddy Krueger’s mom here that she is weirding everyone out with those things. Seriously though, do you think she coats those daily in Gorilla Glue or something to harden them up so they don’t snap off?

458

I’m not sure what team you and your bottom biscuits are on but me and my squad forfeits.

457

I get it. Going out in public can be scary and stressful. Sometimes you just need your pacifier to keep you calm and in your comfort zone. I know I don’t go anywhere without my binky winky.

459Thanks for the peep show on those luscious back boobs ya go there. Kinda like the best of both worlds for those guys that can’t decide if they’re a breast man or ass man.

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ERISA
ERISA
April 12, 2015 2:26 am

I never tire of this.