Hillary Clinton To Nation: ‘Do Not F#$k This Up For Me’

WASHINGTON—After several seconds spent sitting motionless and glaring directly into the camera, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reportedly began Sunday’s video announcing her 2016 presidential bid by warning the nation not to fuck this up for her. “Listen up, assholes, ’cause I’m only saying this once: I’ve worked way too goddamn hard to let you morons blow this thing for me,” said Clinton, repeatedly jabbing her index finger toward the viewers at home while adding that if they thought she was going to simply sit back and watch them dick her over like they did in 2008, they were out of their fucking minds. “Seriously, don’t you dare even think about it. If you shitheads can just get in line, we can breeze through this whole campaign in 19 months and be done with it. Or, if you really want, we can do this the hard way. Because make no mistake, I’m not fucking around. Got it?” Clinton then ended her announcement by vowing to fight for a better future for all working-class families like the one she grew up in.

Via The Onion


 

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ragman
ragman

The onion? Maybe, maybe not. I’d bet that this is very close to a real conversation she has had more than once.

Victor
Victor

It’s a shame when reading an article leaves you wondering if it is from the Onion or a MSM news source.

There was a time when it was obvious, not so much anymore.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr

Stupid pig. The way you have to lead a Free Shit Useful Idiot Army is to promise them more free stuff; Rice Communist vote for the stuff not the candidate.

DC Sunsets

T4C, who might we imagine is funneling all the foreign dictator campaign funds into her PR machine?

It’s astonishing to read sites that are lauding her virtues. You wonder if you actually share a planet with people that well-educated but stupid, or it it’s all just about the paycheck.

If this keeps up, the USA will be like Romania under Ceausascu; there, everyone worked for the secret police informing on each other (even husbands vs wives.) Soon in the USA, everyone will be blogging as sock puppets and astroturfers, paid by political organizations to spread the latest statments from Big Brother, as part of Ingsoc, from the Ministry of Truth.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

No matter how clearly we can see right through her now, the opinion managers have opened the flood gates a little now, more to come.

This today: Why Hillary will win. In time the clarity will be obfuscated by the bullshit, public opinion will be molded into an undeniable certainty, Hill Will Win.

Michael
Michael

Childish leaders oppress my people,
and women rule over them.
O my people, your leaders mislead you;
they send you down the wrong road.

Isaiah 3:12

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