WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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“…and if you hit the wrong hole you are covered in sh*t!”

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Kinda makes me want to run over there and start playing her buttcheeks like the bongos. Just sayin’…

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I’ve seen so many of these over the years that I like to create a made up scenario that may in fact be true. This young man is proposing to his girlfriend but he has strategically placed the ring in the 8 inches of crack he’s rocking. How romantic!

491

Perhaps you should set your bar a tad higher on your idols…

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If only the characters over at WhiteTrashRepairs.com were better at something like science rather than building bongs out of car parts and making me laugh we would be disease free.

490

Looks like a Pez dispenser that only delivers failure and really fast draft picks.

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In case you need help figuring it out; when your shirt hangs out the bottom of your shorts…they’re too damn short. Don’t get me wrong, we all appreciate the unintentional coverup, but it’s not a good look.

485

White Pride? Kinda crazy you have so much pride for people that honestly could give 2 shits about you now. Gotta appreciate the irony in that one. Sweet Tetris pieces you’ve got there turd.

486

Looks like we’ve finally solved the mystery of where those missing socks go from our laundry.

483

Perhaps our friends and bodyguards over at WTFTattoos.com could do us all a favor and (1) let us know what’s up with these awful tattoos & then (2) protect us from the Juggernaut that’s about to break me in half.

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Nothing sets off a onesie like some combat boots and half of a jean jacket. It says “I’m the person that stays and keeps partying after a rock concert has ended until one of the staff cleaning up finds me passed out behind a porta potty.”

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Really? I mean for real, did you honestly think putting your kids out there like this was a good idea? Let’s ignore the fact that kids at school would have a field day with this; Was it just too much trouble to go ahead and buy the rope and duct tape for the kidnappers? C’mon son!

478

Prepare. Preserve. Perform. Put your thong on display. I don’t know. That’s just where I assume that was going.

480

At least my man from Deliverance here is honest. Although to be fair, most prostitutes are too ugly to be prostitutes but they manage to do it anyway.

477

You know Aloe Blacc, turns out I don’t really need that dollar after all. I’m square over here, don’t even worry about it.

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varnelius
varnelius

Woah. The guy in that last one clearly works in a kitchen. Those are definitely chef pants, and those are kitchen shoes. The only thing he is missing is the chef coat.

varnelius
varnelius

Trust me there is specific “work-wear,” and those loud pants are at least part of how he is trying to express his personality. I can’t afford chef pants yet, but the coats I’m looking at will definitely set me apart from the crowd. Think I’d rather do it with the coat rather then the pants….

Do have one guy in my kitchen who wears zebra chef pants from time to time (apparently purchased in the 80s).

varnelius
varnelius

I should also note that yeah, I do have 2 pair of 5 star chef pants. OMFG are those things airy. Feels like I am working in my underwear. They are olive, not really my color, but are too comfy to deny.

My head chef ordered them, leg was way too long for him (waist is really too much for me).–but I wear them well) Got em free. I’ll take free, even if not a color I like.

One gets wierd reactions from wearing chef coat/pants in public places (like WalMart).

Gubmint Cheese
Gubmint Cheese

Every week it is the same, yet I keep looking at this train wreck of humanity.
Is this the natural state of the human condition or is this an anomaly?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

Natural state. Everybody here in SoCal is the same, as if an unseen force programmed them to dress and overeat alike. The universe is said toe the same from any place you could look. Captain Bildad said to Ishmael, if you want to see the world, take a look here, it’s the same everywhere.

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