WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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This seems to be the only Back-2-Back nobody wants any part of in this world.

513

The line between MILF and embarrassing is a very thin one. The key ladies is to stay classy not groupie trashy.

510

This guy looks like he played a mean jazz saxaphone…but on Sesame Street.

511

Dressed like Bugs Bunny but writes like Elmer Fudd.

509

Yowzers!!! Maybe since she painted her face I’ll let you guys paint me a picture in a Caption Contest. Winner gets a makeover from this lady.

512

I don’t see what’s weird with this picture at all. That’s just my Proctologist shopping for DVDs at Walmart.

506

I’m just saying this preview of Batman vs. Adorable Yorkie pup looks better than the preview for the Batman vs. Superman movie.

505

“Big Boy” – Is that your pet whale’s name? You may want to take better care of him, it looks like his tail is starting to wear thin.

508

Looks like your ass decided to get into a fight with a garbage disposal. Not trendy, just nasty.

503

I don’t wanna meet the girl who thinks that tractor is sexy.

502

Dude, what did I just say about dressing like a woman? If you’re gonna do it, do it right. Don’t half ass it…or in your case, half belly it. Show some pride.

501

Guy looks like he just decided to stop and go shopping halfway through his backyard wrestling match at the senior facility.

504

It’s the ‘self check out’, not ‘force me to check you out’.

500

Even the smallest glimpse into some of the people of walmart’s lives leaves me with chills through my body I just can’t shake.

497

Disco isn’t dead!!! I mean, it’s basically like a zombie from the Walking Dead at this point, just waiting for a sword through the head, but whatever.

499

Dress for whatever gender you want, but at least make it look good when you’re doing it. I mean, c’mon brother. Not flattering.

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harry p.
harry p.

“a particularly disturbing week” – admin

I was thinking exactly the same thing, the guys impersonating bruce jenner and the person with ronald seatbelted in really pushed the limit for me.

TE
TE

This is the direct result of years of programming of marketers.

Express yourself! Be all you want to be! Be who You are!

Now view through the eyes of foreigners. How much help you think the rest of the world is going to extend to the likes of these people?

Abandon all hope, indeed.

Just based on the mathematical equations of feeding, housing and medicating these landwhales and inbreds is enough to make one feel hopeless.

As for the Ronald McDonald doll strapped in the car. My wee one’s both made me strap in their favorite lovies and dolls. After all, if it is good enough for mom, dad, and yourself, then how could you NOT strap in Snuggle Bear? He’d DIE if we were in an accident! I love little minds, so full of belief and love for all. That one picture is enough to give me a little bit of hope. Thank God.

Constman54

WE ARE DOOMED!! This proves there is a creator. Natural selection never would have allowed this.

Me No Likey
Me No Likey

Damn you. My WFOTW 12 Step program was working beautiful. Didn’t peek once. In months. Surely one look couldn’t hurt. Bamn! Fallen off the wagon. Here goes:

Pic 1, the Baby’s Got Way Too Much Back-to-Back girls: Why do I get the feeling they should be wearing a sign reading Caution: Wide Load?

Pic 2: Leave MILF alone. I’ll bet the rest of her highly age inappropriate wardrobe looks okay: 16 year old cheerleader, 15 inch black stllettoe hooker outfit, 1960’s Pan Am flight attendant, etc.)

Pic 3: Jazz saxaphone? Sesame Street? Are you blind? He was wardrobe for Boy George. The hat’s a dead giveaway.

Pic 4: Wrong again. That’s not a bugs bunny outfit. He found those dudds digging in George Clinton of Parliament’s trash a few decades ago.

Pic 5: Painted Lady. A few caption thoughts come to mind…”Is it true blondes have more fun?”…”Crayons”…After viewing the stretch marks above the Titty Sags (aka ustabe boobs): “Wretch”…

Pic 6: Thanks for clearing it up about your DVD shopping proctologist. And here I thought it was just your typical sexy midriff-wearing creepster into scat, shopping for cartoon DVD’s to show all the neighborhood children when he invites them over [shudder].

Pic 7: All those “Who Rescued Who?” bumper stickers explained in one just one pic.

Pic 8: Caution! Studying “Big Boy” too long can cause ED. Think about it. And be forewarned.

Pic 9: Right! Show off that lumpy, doughy, flooding white ass with pride! Who needs tats with sexiness like that?

Pic 10: Presented for your consideration: the first ever known case of tractor-trailer trash. In its natural Wal-Mart habitat. Please observe signs and do not feed.

Pic 11: Come on now, leave HeShe alone. She *is* proud. Proud she looks pregnant just like anybody else. Gives whole new meaning to Who’s your daddy?

Pic 12: My grandpa rocks spaghetti straps better than your grandpa.

Pic 13: How much you wanna bet he can’t even fit in a Camaro? Huh?

Pic 14: Remember those old Chucky movies? Just sayin’…

Pic 15: I’m sorry, but I’m lovin’ Walking Dead Disco Girl. Anybody brave enough to sport a cotton ball wig is coo’ in my book.

Pic 16: Little did we know the admiring girl in the next aisle asked him where he buys his shoes on the way out.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

There’s hope in the head transplant experiment.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever

Jane Mansfield back from the grave. Oy veh! Loved the eyebrows.

Men in skirts will be first to die when the Ruskies start-a-shootin.

IndenturedServant

Damn! I think The Great Regression is accelerating based on this weeks PoWM offerings.

vigoslaughter@kaiserslaughtern
vigoslaughter@kaiserslaughtern

My wife worked with a 280 lb 6ft3in tall 60yr old dude who was getting a sex change and doing the whole cross dressing thing. Nasty. They had to literally restructure an entire division to get rid of the loon. Hard to fire a cross dressing sex change lesbian who is 60 and worked for the company 32 years.

IndenturedServant

TE says:
“This is the direct result of years of programming of marketers.”

You may be right but I tend to think it’s the result of closing down all the mental hospitals we used to have. Now the whackadoos walk among us.

IndenturedServant

Me No Likey, you definitely picked the wrong week to take a peek.

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