I’m fairly certain this is some kind of atheist operation. They may not even really like bacon.
Stucky
May 5, 2015 6:45 am
Yup … atheist website. From their main page;
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Are you tired of religious people being seen as morally superior to atheists? Of religions getting special privileges in the law, because they’re perceived as better than secular non-profit organizations?
As a protest, atheist friends of magician Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller had a fantastic idea in 2010. Let’s start a real, legal church with a funny name, and then demand the same rights as mainstream religions:
We oppose supernatural claims. We are skeptics and atheists. In our religion, we doubt religion.
We fight discrimination. Atheists are not inferior and should not be hated and marginalized.
We raise money for charity while accepting no donations for ourselves. We do not claim tax exempt status.
We perform legal weddings, always for free. How joyful!
We expose religious privileges as silly by claiming the same rights for Bacon.
We praise Bacon! If you don’t like pigs, praise Vegetarian Bacon or Turkey Bacon.
We now have 4,000 members from around the world and have performed hundreds of weddings. Join us! Raise your voice in protest, and to Praise Bacon!
Hail Bacon,
Full of grease,
The Lard is with thee.
Blessed are thou among piggies,
And blessed is the fruit of thy womb pig.
Holy Piggy,
Mother of Bacongod,
Pray for us gluttons,
Now and at the hour of our premature death,
Amen!
Praise Bacon!
Stucky
May 5, 2015 6:55 am
Lastly … also from their website — “One of the founding members of the United Church of Bacon, Eric Broze, has recently passed (February 22, 2014). It was unexpected and the cause is still unknown.”
Below, is their memorial service. I guess when atheists die, they hold “services” in a bar … and a bunch of people say stupid shit. Really. This AIN’T a good commercial for atheism!
You knuckleheads are making repentance impossible for yourselves and without repentance you die in your SIN.
yahsure
May 5, 2015 2:22 pm
Some may find it funny now….
Mike Moskos
May 5, 2015 3:07 pm
I’m no great fan of bacon, but you should try making your own.
We recently bought half a pastured pig (86 lbs.) and it came with 4 portions of the pork belly.
Looked up some recipes on the internet and tried making it different ways. It takes about 4 days in the refrigerator to cure the belly into bacon, but the bacon was completely unlike any other I’ve ever tasted anywhere. Everyone who tasted it raved about it. It was worth the effort.
IndenturedServant
May 5, 2015 3:59 pm
Mike Moskos says:
“I’m no great fan of bacon,”
Blasphemer!
Phaedrus
May 5, 2015 5:09 pm
I myself prefer the Church of Baseball.
Russia Is Strong
May 6, 2015 4:55 am
“Bacon Is God”
Heathen vermin! Abandon your apostasy and embrace MUTTON as your One True God And Savior while you still can!
I’m fairly certain this is some kind of atheist operation. They may not even really like bacon.
Yup … atheist website. From their main page;
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Are you tired of religious people being seen as morally superior to atheists? Of religions getting special privileges in the law, because they’re perceived as better than secular non-profit organizations?
As a protest, atheist friends of magician Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller had a fantastic idea in 2010. Let’s start a real, legal church with a funny name, and then demand the same rights as mainstream religions:
We oppose supernatural claims. We are skeptics and atheists. In our religion, we doubt religion.
We fight discrimination. Atheists are not inferior and should not be hated and marginalized.
We raise money for charity while accepting no donations for ourselves. We do not claim tax exempt status.
We perform legal weddings, always for free. How joyful!
We expose religious privileges as silly by claiming the same rights for Bacon.
We praise Bacon! If you don’t like pigs, praise Vegetarian Bacon or Turkey Bacon.
We now have 4,000 members from around the world and have performed hundreds of weddings. Join us! Raise your voice in protest, and to Praise Bacon!
http://unitedchurchofbacon.org/
Also from their website …. I dedicate this to SSS
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Hail Bacon,
Full of grease,
The Lard is with thee.
Blessed are thou among piggies,
And blessed is the fruit of thy womb pig.
Holy Piggy,
Mother of Bacongod,
Pray for us gluttons,
Now and at the hour of our premature death,
Amen!
Praise Bacon!
Lastly … also from their website — “One of the founding members of the United Church of Bacon, Eric Broze, has recently passed (February 22, 2014). It was unexpected and the cause is still unknown.”
Below, is their memorial service. I guess when atheists die, they hold “services” in a bar … and a bunch of people say stupid shit. Really. This AIN’T a good commercial for atheism!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=b9ezCYkzKF4
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You knuckleheads are making repentance impossible for yourselves and without repentance you die in your SIN.
Some may find it funny now….
I’m no great fan of bacon, but you should try making your own.
We recently bought half a pastured pig (86 lbs.) and it came with 4 portions of the pork belly.
Looked up some recipes on the internet and tried making it different ways. It takes about 4 days in the refrigerator to cure the belly into bacon, but the bacon was completely unlike any other I’ve ever tasted anywhere. Everyone who tasted it raved about it. It was worth the effort.
Mike Moskos says:
“I’m no great fan of bacon,”
Blasphemer!
I myself prefer the Church of Baseball.
“Bacon Is God”
Heathen vermin! Abandon your apostasy and embrace MUTTON as your One True God And Savior while you still can!