WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

557

Can’t figure out why this guy has such a hard time getting girls to go back home with him…

559

True love knows no bounds…not even twinsie child seats.

560

Take your time. This isn’t an easy one. Both are magnificent. Truly magical and a great way to kick off Bike Week in Myrtle Beach AKA The Redneck Riviera AKA the PoWM Headquarters.

558

This Twisted Sister wannabe is actually a Twisted Mister. Sooo you may want to reconsider those naughty thoughts going through your head…Sinner…

556

I’m sure back in the day that was a “cool” tattoo, but now it just looks like a permanent bra for your man boobs.

553

Psssst, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret. The only adult to every successfully pull off pigtails was Britney Spears and that’s using the term “adult” very loosely. So how ’bout we rethink that look hunny?

554

You have to be really about that Rastafarian life to purchase that onesie there. I hope that company only made 3 of those, because anything after that seems like overkill for that market.

551

Thought you were bottomless there for a second. Then I realized you weren’t and I found myself asking “Is what you have on even better than nothing?” and that’s an unfortunate thing if someone actually considers that about you.

552

Some photographers just know how to capture that perfect moment…standing in Walmart…next to the Pringles…under a sign that reads “Lunch Meat”….It’s that type of natural glory that just can’t be staged. A true master of his craft.

549

What the hell? How many people actually have pet goats? I guess he is taking him to the Ragu festival.

550

Taking of photo of someone buying photos – inception. Luring me in with that bright Hawaiian shirt only to make me check out booty crack – deception.

547

Okie dokie! That indeed is a very unpleasant surprise. There is no reason to let a sugar glider, glide up your poop-hole area. None. You start trying to reason with me and I will stop listening instantly.

545

Happy Cinco De Mayo everyone. Take a shot of tequila, grab some Taco Bell and go for a romp in the ring with your favorite luchadore!

546

Worst game of Mario Kart ever…

548

The animal lover in me didn’t think I’d ever say this, but perhaps some things need to become extinct.

544

I see at least some of us hit the trifecta over the weekend….cause the 3 of them are wearing the same shirt….and the Kentucky Derby was Saturday…and trifecta is picking the horses to finish 1st, 2nd and 3rd…and because I’m now broke because I can’t pick horses andManny Pacquiao sucks at boxing. So now would be a great time to tell everyone to go buy all our calendars and books! Who cares if the calendar is from 2014? It’s still hilarious no matter the date!

541

Yowzers! Guy looks like he is capable of cracking a chestnut open with that ass! I’m intimidated.

542

Hey, sometimes we all need to recharge our batteries.

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