WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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A little celebration of America on this edition of “Who Wears it Better?” So I’ll leave it to you people – which gender rocks it out harder for Memorial Day?

598

It’s not often the crack of someone’s ass is that patriotic, but we always salute the red, white & blue.

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Gonna be tough to toast those buns this weekend without some serious charcoal briquettes! I’m talking super-sized baby!

595

Our friends over at FreaksOfFastFood.com lick their chops every time they put a McDonald’s in a Walmart. It’s like fish in a barrel. All I know is I’m not having what she’s having.

593

Somebody ’bout to get diabetes up in here…and there.

594

You look like me searching through the bathroom closet trying to find a hidden roll of toilet paper after I realized I just ran out.

589

The bakery seems like a fitting location for those bottom biscuits.

591

What do you think they’re talking about? How awesome pink is? How pink goes with nothing & everything at the same time? How they were both ignored as children? So many things to discuss.

592

One of the few times I think we can all agree that cock-fighting to the death should be allowed in this instance.

587

Guess there was a BOGO on kids today. Can’t pass that deal up. Dented kids are half price too!

586

It appears melons are in season…niiiiice.

585

Sadly the adventures of Baghead Man were short lived. Don’t follow him kid.

588

If only the definition of the word “fit” was as tight as those shorts.

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Hiding in plain sight. It’s a bold move Cotton, we’ll see if it pays off for him…

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I can’t tell if this is a parent shaming their kid for doing something bad or just flat out child abuse.

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♫ Oh it’s summertime, and the patterns are bright. Lookin’ like a fool cause you know that ain’t right! ♫

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