It appears that our neighbors to the north have plenty of muffin tops too. Although theirs are brought to you by Tim Hortons, so that’s a little better I guess.
Forget how they depicted it in Forrest Gump. That was the PG version of how “Shit Happens” really got started.
Wow, this whole Caitlyn Jenner thing is really trending right now…
Batman, Superman, Ferrari and the National Stripper League? I’m so confused but I also really want to hang out with you.
That is like WAY too much effort being put into watching a woman pee or release her fun (because we all know women don’t poop, only rainbows and unicorns come out). Seriously though, resorting to drag to become a Peeping Tom. Wow. You know the internet exists right? Be a total perv in privacy dude.
Read the story here: http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Man-Dressed-as-Woman-Spies-in-Wal-Mart-Restroom-306715711.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_DCBrand
I suppose you need to ask yourself if you’re more of a thinker or a fighter when choosing between these bootys. Cause you’re either gonna play some chess or just take a slap out of dat ass.
Sure it’s blurred for your protection, but we still wanted to use this as a Public Service Announcement. The Walmart picture kiosk is not for your naked selfies. No kiosk is for that. Anywhere. Ever.
Just an FYI, instead of sagging your capris and making us see your booty crack you could just buy pants. They’re already longer. Problem solved.
#clownpenis #bigshoes #bigrednose #walmart #hashtag
Way too much Red Bull buddy. Waaaaay too much.
Now you know why your grandkids never call you. You never let them talk.
Not The Great Pumpkin you were expecting to find, eh Charlie Brown?
Nothing like catching some rays in the Walmart parking lot. #SunsOutGunsOut #SkysOutThighsOut #CigaretteButtTanLines
Well that is super creepy and kinda sad. Although maybe it’s creepy, it could be wrestler Al Snow’s car. At least that would make it a tad more fun.
I get it ladies. Sometimes the gals just get heavy & need to come out for a rest after a long day of shopping. I say we free the titties!!!
Okie dokie, looks like we’ve got a pair of role models on our hands here both with a fondness for the female genitalia. So which tee could you see yourself in?
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
I could use one of those SHUT THE FUCK UP shirts! The older I get, the more that phrase seems to be the answer.
That’s funny I_S. Totally agree.
MS Freud occasionally asks if I’d ever be interested in getting an undergrad “counseling” degree to help her out. She thinks I’d be an excellent counselor. Really. And I tell her .. honestly … only if I can practice STFU Therapy. I envision 10 minute sessions max … $35. I could help thousands. ha!
I want to hang out with LLPOH too.
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Stuck, you might consider Bea for your first client. I’m afraid we picked on him yesterday and now I’m regretting it. I actually like Bea, he may have taken us too seriously. I advise folks not to do that, no one gets a pass or extra points for being butthurt.