WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

674

You can tell a real bro when it comes time to get his summertime beach bod on. That half of a shirt lets you know he’ll follow your rules to come in the store but just barely. Just barely.

675

Well that’s odd. I was just asking myself why more women don’t flash the old poop shoot more often, ya know? Of course you don’t, you’re a decent human being. Anyway, I know you can’t see it, but with the crystal butt plug in there her private parts look very similar to Sauron’s Eye. Just take my word for it.

668

That is so high it’s no longer a butt crack, it’s a back crack. I’m like 50/50 on whether that is your ass hair or neck hair, that’s how high up it looks.

673

Listen bud, we can all appreciate a nice tight ass. I don’t think you’re gonna find anyone to argue against that, so it really is just one of those things that not only doesn’t need to be said, but definitely doesn’t need to be put out on blast.

671

I got 10 to 1 odds you’d still find an angry Squidward in that Bikini Bottom. You know I’m right.

670

I don’t plan on being around when this balloon bursts. Keep staring at your own risk.

669

Wish I could swipe left in real life…

667

It looks like someone designed a mullet that can simply hook onto your head. And by someone, a mean a dude that like to party and has about zero f*cks to give.

666

What the hell is going on here? Got some funky throwback 90’s bottom biscuits on the left getting these two all  horned up? What happened to the world I used to know and love?

665

♫ Come along and ride on a, fantastic voyage. – Slide slide slippity slide ♫

663

Girl those shorts are too small for you. It looks like your shorts are one of those vacuum seal machines just sucking up your legs through the machine. Stop that.

661

They’re not hookers, they’re massage therapists.

662

What the hell you still shopping for? You can’t even mistake that for a tiny shart you ignored. Girl that’s a full on blow out. It looks more like your brown paints got white stains on them than the other way around! Go home.

660

Think I found that new King’s Guard character from Game of Thrones…

658

Well that’s an adorable little backpack you’ve got there. I’m sure the rest of your moped gang thinks you’re just the cutest thing they’ve seen.

659

Hey Red, that’s not a chameleon slyly blending in there unnoticed, that’s a lizard on your damn head. Acting like the jester of dragons over here.

657

I don’t trust anyone who texts with more than 1 or 2 emojis a day. It’s like those people that bring big ass signs to concerts and sporting events. Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. Remember that kiddos.

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Llpoh

Holy what the fuck is that thing 4 pics up? Jesus fucking christ, that looks like fifty generations of in-breeding. Must be an Appalachian Walmart.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer

Sad beyond the ability of the human soul to comprehend. I literally don’t know what to think when I see these and it’s week after week after week, one after another.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr

They are all Obama voters.

bb

Lipoh ,it is a documented fact that most inbreeding takes place on Indian plantations out west

I was looking at the internet recently and found a webpage where college girls go to their on campus libraries to take off their clothes. They get naked and dance around inside the library .I will admit I have watched maybe 30 or 40 times. I know I’m becoming a dirty old man but those gals are nice to look at and it’s free.

Anonymous
Anonymous

bb,

You should be ashamed of yourself for doing that!

Gotta link?

IndenturedServant

I’ve never “got” the whole concept of butt plugs but PoWM proves that there are quite a few people who need them but don’t have them. Have another look at the fifth picture up from the bottom. Now just imagine all of the public seating that bitch must sit on at restaurants, doctors offices, public transportation, theaters, etc. Fucking savages!

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

bb, The internet pornucopia will fry your brains.
I guess that I’m not capturing in my mind 330 million residents of the USA because it baffles me how many people of Walmart there are and how many more (white) porn queens appear online and then all those (black) EBT folks and (brown) illegal immigrants and cops and robbers.
That is a hellacious amount of people all crowded into one small 2000 X 2000 mile parcel of land that is anointed to be the ruler (leader) of the free world.

Stackingstock
Stackingstock

It’s not just freaks of Walmart, it’s all retail now and it’s getting worse everyday. I sell appliances and they have a new Samsung washer that has a built in TV for demo purposes only and it states it about 19 times not for sale on the machine.

It’s friday and I just want the day to be over and this shit starts my day off. I see the inbred family staring at it for 15 minutes watching a two minute loop. I really don’t even want to approach them but I cave in. How can I help you today? oh we just watching the TV here, it’s neat, how much is it? The smartest one said it’s not for sale baby. I said the same thing for the hundredth time it’s just a demo. They moved on after that and good fucking riddens. The day just went down hill from there.

We have chest freezers that are open and on display, company has us put plexiglass to cover the opening. 9 out of 10 people when purchasing ask if plexiglass comes with the freezer. WTF is going on here? That shit bothered me so much I made a sign stating plexiglass not included.

There is some scary shit going on with these people like the freaks of Walmart and I’m scared that this is only the beginning. IndenturedServant right on the money Fucking savages.

Zarathustra

Okay, that chick exposing her ass tells me that people are staging Wal Mart freakdom and sending the pictures to the site in hopes that they get published.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote

Zarathustra says: Okay, that chick exposing her ass tells me that people are staging Wal Mart freakdom and sending the pictures to the site in hopes that they get published.

Stop trying to aggravate Stackingstock, of course they are posed.

OberKommando

I purposely don’t look at people. I’ve gotten to the point that I actually look right through people. It has its pros and cons the pro is I tend to stay focus on what is important to me or benefiting me and my but the cons of it is someone that you know would be standing right there and you won’t even notice them and they will think you are rude. Since I do not care what people think this is a win win for me. The only people I notice are the people in my party the ones I arrived at the store with. Also since I live in America and don’t speak Spanish there is no need for me to find a service employee to ask a question as none of them speak English.

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